FUNNY DID YOU KNOW 2

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FUNNY DID YOU KNOW 2

  1. 1. A PRESENTATION FROM DENIS
  2. 2. F L I R T INTENTIONALLY ATTRACT BUT SERIOUSLY UNINTENTIONAL
  3. 3. L A W Y E R SOMEONE WHO PREPARES A 10,000 WORD DOCUMENT AND CALLS IT A BRIEF
  4. 4. A B I L I T Y THE VIRTUE YOU ARE FORCED TO USE IF YOUR BOSS HAS NO DAUUGHTER
  5. 5. A C C R U E PEOPLE WHO WORK ON A SHIP
  6. 6. A C U T E A L C O H O L I C AN ATTRACTIVE DRUNK
  7. 7. A I R P O L L U T I O N M I S T D E M E A N O R
  8. 8. B A N K A PLACE THAT WILL LEND YOU MONEY IF YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU HAVE MONEY
  9. 9. D I A R Y A BOOK OF REVELATIONS MY S E C R E T S
  10. 10. A L O O F TOP OF A CHINESE HOUSE
  11. 11. C L E A V A G E SOMETHING YOU CAN BOTH APPROVE OF AND LOOK DOWN UPON A R O M A A WHISPER HEARD BY THE NOSE
  12. 12. A L I M O N Y THE SCREWING YOU GET FOR THE SCREWING YOU GOT
  13. 13. B A N D – A I D A FUND TO HELP STRUGGLING MUSICIANS
  14. 14. D E N T I S T ONE WHO LIVES FROM HAND TO MOUTH
  15. 15. D E F A M E B E C O M I N G F A M O U S
  16. 16. C a s h - f l o w The movement your money makes as it disappears down the drain
  17. 17. C O M M U T E TO TRAVEL TO AND FROM WORK WITHOUT SPEAKING
  18. 18. A L G O R I T H M A TRENDY DANCE FOR MATHEMATICIANS
  19. 19. A smile is a frown turned upside down. A smile is painted on the face of a clown. A smile brightens a dreary day. A smile chases tears away. A Smile is the key to happiness. A smile is a gift that shows you care. A smile is priceless no matter where. A Smile Is a sure sign of success. kurt hearth May you be blessed and keep smiling music Music - and I love you so

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