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   J U R Y<br />   A  GROUP  OF  PERSONS  CHOSEN  TO  DECIDE  WHO  HAS  THE  BETTER  LAWYER<br />
C o w a r d<br />  ONE  WHO  IN  IMMINENT  DANGER  THINKS  WITH  HIS  LEGS<br />
Q U I E T<br />A  STATE  OF  HOUSEHOLD<br />SERENITY  WHICH  OCCURS  BEFORE<br />THE  BIRTH  OF  THE  FIRST  CHILD<br />AN...
MOTHER – IN -  LAW<br />  A  WOMAN  WHO  DESTROYS  HER  SON-IN-LAW’S  PEACE  OF<br />MIND  BY  GIVING  HIM  A  PIECE  OF  ...
  S E C R E T<br />      SOMETHING  YOU  TELL  TO  ONE  PERSON  AT  A  TIME<br />
   T O O T H A C H E<br />     THE  PAIN  THAT  DRIVES  YOU  TO  EXTRACTION<br />
      L I P S T I C K<br />ON  YOUR  LIPS,  A  COLOR  TO  ENHANCE  YOUR  BEAUTY  OF  YOUR  MOUTH.<br />           ON  HIS ...
H O U S E K E E P E R<br />   A  LADY  THAT  KICKS  HER  HUSBAND  OUT  AND  KEEPS  THE  HOUSE.<br />
   P A C I F I S T<br />ONE  THAT  CAN’T  ADVOCATE  PEACE  WITHOUT  CLENCHING  HIS  FIST.<br />
  Q U A R T E R B A C K<br />   CHANGE  WHEN  YOU  PAY  FOR  A  75  CENT  ITEM  WITH<br />                                ...
B A C H E L O R<br />A  MAN  WHO  MRS.  ANYONE.<br />
  O B E S I T Y<br />     SURPLUS  GONE  TO  WAIST<br />
D A N D R U F F<br />        CHIPS  OFF  THE  OLD  BLOCK<br />
  A L I M O N Y<br />THE  HIGH  COST  OF  LEAVING.<br />
  MAY  YOU  BE  BLESSED  AND  KEEP  SMILING<br />
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FUNNY DID YOU KNOW

  1. 1.
  2. 2. J U R Y<br /> A GROUP OF PERSONS CHOSEN TO DECIDE WHO HAS THE BETTER LAWYER<br />
  3. 3. C o w a r d<br /> ONE WHO IN IMMINENT DANGER THINKS WITH HIS LEGS<br />
  4. 4. Q U I E T<br />A STATE OF HOUSEHOLD<br />SERENITY WHICH OCCURS BEFORE<br />THE BIRTH OF THE FIRST CHILD<br />AND OCCURS AGAIN AFTER<br />THE LAST CHILD HAS LEFT <br />FOR COLLEGE. <br />
  5. 5. MOTHER – IN - LAW<br /> A WOMAN WHO DESTROYS HER SON-IN-LAW’S PEACE OF<br />MIND BY GIVING HIM A PIECE OF HERS.<br />
  6. 6. S E C R E T<br /> SOMETHING YOU TELL TO ONE PERSON AT A TIME<br />
  7. 7. T O O T H A C H E<br /> THE PAIN THAT DRIVES YOU TO EXTRACTION<br />
  8. 8. L I P S T I C K<br />ON YOUR LIPS, A COLOR TO ENHANCE YOUR BEAUTY OF YOUR MOUTH.<br /> ON HIS COLLAR, A COLOR ONLY A TRAMP WOULD WEAR.<br />
  9. 9. H O U S E K E E P E R<br /> A LADY THAT KICKS HER HUSBAND OUT AND KEEPS THE HOUSE.<br />
  10. 10. P A C I F I S T<br />ONE THAT CAN’T ADVOCATE PEACE WITHOUT CLENCHING HIS FIST.<br />
  11. 11. Q U A R T E R B A C K<br /> CHANGE WHEN YOU PAY FOR A 75 CENT ITEM WITH<br /> A DOLLAR BILL.<br />
  12. 12. B A C H E L O R<br />A MAN WHO MRS. ANYONE.<br />
  13. 13. O B E S I T Y<br /> SURPLUS GONE TO WAIST<br />
  14. 14. D A N D R U F F<br /> CHIPS OFF THE OLD BLOCK<br />
  15. 15. A L I M O N Y<br />THE HIGH COST OF LEAVING.<br />
  16. 16. MAY YOU BE BLESSED AND KEEP SMILING<br />

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