The document considers various ways to refer to or address an individual, posing rhetorical questions about whether to call them metaphors like a necklace, fairy, forest, or musical instrument, or to address them as more abstract concepts like tradition, fantasy, desire, or success. It explores addressing them through over two dozen similes and metaphors highlighting their positive qualities and influence on the speaker's life, emotions, senses, and soul.

1. SHOULD I CALL YOU ?
Should I call you the most priceless necklace of my soul; or should I address you as a
tantalizing fairy; having celestially descended from the vivaciously silken skies ?
Should I call you a carpet of voluptuously titillating grass; or should I address you as a
tantalizing globule of rain; marvelously placating each of my drearily bedraggled
senses ?
Should I call you an everlastingly blooming forest of enchanting seduction; or should
I address you as a resplendent fountain of timeless tradition; encapsulating each of
my nervously mystical nerves ?
Should I call you a magical harp of harmoniously enthralling music; or should I
address you as a whirlwind of compassionately unending fantasy; triggering me to
dream beyond; the realms of bountiful imagination ?
Should I call you a fathomless sky of limitless ecstasy and ebullient grace; or should I
address you as an insatiably ardent inferno of ever augmenting enigma ?
Should I call you a majestically seductive eagle soaring handsomely through the
clouds of unprecedented desire; or should I address you as magnificent petal of
incomprehensible fascination; taking Omnipotent control of my beleaguered life ?
Should I call you a tornado of exuberantly emphatic air; or should I address you as a
satiny mattress of exotically tranquil contentment; blissfully nourishing my every
unfinished desire; to the most insurmountable limits ?
Should I call you a majestically sprouting fruit of ecstatic solidarity; or should I
address you as a colossal ocean of ingratiating empathy; tingling me ravishingly all
across my devastated body ?
Should I call you the princess of irrefutably unconquerable beauty; or should I
address you as an unassailably priceless friend; commiserating astoundingly with my
every jubilation; and inexplicable pain ?
Should I call you a garland of congenially glittering diamonds; or should I address you
as a cloudburst of perennially rising yearning; torrentially bestowing upon me
hurricanes of; poignantly exhilarating seduction ?
Should I call you a mountain of unflinchingly limitless unity; or should I address you
as the ultimate panache for my philanthropic success; as you cast the spell of your
Omniscient belonging; profusely upon each element of my heart and soul; alike ?

2. Should I call you an eternal rainbow of delectable sensuousness; or should I address
you as vividly spell binding harmony; an impeccably nostalgic fairy; who transited me
unwittingly into the corridors of immaculate childhood ?
Should I call you the epitome of fabulously enamoring enthrallment; or should I
address you as a tumultuously blazing seductress; igniting thunderbolts of vibrant
longing; in every ingredient of my extinguishing blood ?
Should I call you a paradise of insurmountably titillating pearls; or should I address
you as a virgin field of unceasing prosperity; with your innocuous rudiments
profoundly embedded in the pores of my; trembling conscience ?
Should I call you a boisterously nubile and bubbly mermaid; or should I address you
as the Goddess of celestial humility; who uninhibitedly bequeathed upon me; the
principles of timeless love ?
Should I call you a vivid kaleidoscope of unfathomably cheerful color; or should I
address you as a scintillating expanse of intriguing happiness; a perennially unfazed
spirit of adventure that swiped me like torrents of white lightening; from
my capriciously insipid feet ?
Should I call you a royally piquant bee weaving tons of unsurpassably melodious
honey; or should I address you as a intrepidly brazen nightingale; chirping the
tunes of unequivocally philanthropic existence; all night and sweltering day ?
Should I call you Omnipresently synergistic whirlpools of fiery breath; or should I
address you as a cavern of unsurpassable excitement; perpetuating me to handsomely
philander in the land of the romantically unknown ?
And should I call you the immortally passionate beating of my penurious heart; or
should I address you the solely irrefutably love of my life; the very reason that I was
blissfully breathing; and heavenly alive ?