The document discusses verb tenses and their classification. It describes how tenses can be categorized based on time frame into present, past and future tenses. Tenses can also be categorized based on aspect into simple, continuous, perfect and perfect continuous forms. There are 12 possible verb tenses in total. The document provides definitions and examples of each tense, such as using the present continuous to emphasize ongoing actions and the past perfect to refer to completed past actions.
The document provides tips for approaching a girl you like using a fabricated story about losing your falcon as an icebreaker. It suggests buying a falconer's glove and asking the girl if she has seen your falcon fly by. If she says no, appear distraught and ask for her help searching. Use the 10 minutes together to get to know her. By the end she will likely be interested in you due to your apparent care for the falcon, ensuring a second date and potential marriage.
The document discusses verb tenses and their classification. It describes how tenses can be categorized based on time frame into present, past and future tenses. Tenses can also be categorized based on aspect into simple, continuous, perfect and perfect continuous forms. There are 12 possible verb tenses in total. The document provides definitions and examples of each tense, such as using the present continuous to emphasize ongoing actions and the past perfect to refer to completed past actions.
The document provides tips for approaching a girl you like using a fabricated story about losing your falcon as an icebreaker. It suggests buying a falconer's glove and asking the girl if she has seen your falcon fly by. If she says no, appear distraught and ask for her help searching. Use the 10 minutes together to get to know her. By the end she will likely be interested in you due to your apparent care for the falcon, ensuring a second date and potential marriage.
The document describes an interaction between an Arabic grandfather named Abdullah and his grandson who is visiting him at an Italian nursing home. Abdullah tells his grandson that despite being from a different culture than the other residents, he is treated very well. He provides examples of other elderly residents who are still called by their former titles of respect, such as "Maestro", "Your Honor", and "Doctor", despite it having been many years since they were actively in those roles. Abdullah humorously notes that although it has been 35 years since he had sex, the residents still call him "The Fucking Arab".
Simon filed 12 formal complaints against his coworker over a 6 month period for various reasons, but two of the complaints were about the lack of response to previous complaints. Company policy states that after 3 complaints there should be a formal meeting, and after 5 an external mediator should be brought in, but neither of these steps were taken in response to Simon's complaints. The coworker finds Simon boring but has nothing seriously against him other than his liking of the band Nickelback and lack of humor.
An Irish woman from Cork arrives at a casino while intoxicated and bets 20,000 euros after stripping naked, saying she feels luckier that way. She wins her bet and collects her winnings before quickly leaving. The dealers are confused about what number she rolled. The moral is that not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
A husband and wife shop at Walmart, where the husband picks up a case of beer on sale but the wife demands he put it back as they can't afford it. However, she then picks up a $20 face cream for herself, saying it makes her beautiful. The husband retorts that 24 cans of the beer
This Russian federal freeway connecting Moscow to Yakutsk in Siberia has no asphalt pavement, making it impassable whenever it rains. Photos were taken after nearly 600 cars were stranded due to heavy rains, resulting in food and fuel shortages. Witnesses reported a woman giving birth on a bus, as construction crews were afraid to help due to previous assaults from desperate stranded motorists who had broken into cars to find food, warm clothes, gasoline, firearms and steel cables to survive for days without supplies on the remote road.
1. A bonus question on a university exam asked whether Hell is exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat).
2. Most students used Boyle's law to argue that Hell gives off heat as souls enter and expand the volume.
3. However, one student calculated that souls are continuously entering Hell but not leaving, so Hell's volume must increase to maintain temperature and pressure.
4. If Hell expands slower than the rate of new souls, the temperature will rise, but if faster, it will freeze - and since the student has yet to succeed with Teresa, option 2 cannot be true, so Hell must be exothermic.
The document describes an interaction between an Arabic grandfather named Abdullah and his grandson who is visiting him at an Italian nursing home. Abdullah tells his grandson that despite being from a different culture than the other residents, he is treated very well. He provides examples of other elderly residents who are still called by their former titles of respect, such as "Maestro", "Your Honor", and "Doctor", despite it having been many years since they were actively in those roles. Abdullah humorously notes that although it has been 35 years since he had sex, the residents still call him "The Fucking Arab".
Simon filed 12 formal complaints against his coworker over a 6 month period for various reasons, but two of the complaints were about the lack of response to previous complaints. Company policy states that after 3 complaints there should be a formal meeting, and after 5 an external mediator should be brought in, but neither of these steps were taken in response to Simon's complaints. The coworker finds Simon boring but has nothing seriously against him other than his liking of the band Nickelback and lack of humor.
An Irish woman from Cork arrives at a casino while intoxicated and bets 20,000 euros after stripping naked, saying she feels luckier that way. She wins her bet and collects her winnings before quickly leaving. The dealers are confused about what number she rolled. The moral is that not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
A husband and wife shop at Walmart, where the husband picks up a case of beer on sale but the wife demands he put it back as they can't afford it. However, she then picks up a $20 face cream for herself, saying it makes her beautiful. The husband retorts that 24 cans of the beer
This Russian federal freeway connecting Moscow to Yakutsk in Siberia has no asphalt pavement, making it impassable whenever it rains. Photos were taken after nearly 600 cars were stranded due to heavy rains, resulting in food and fuel shortages. Witnesses reported a woman giving birth on a bus, as construction crews were afraid to help due to previous assaults from desperate stranded motorists who had broken into cars to find food, warm clothes, gasoline, firearms and steel cables to survive for days without supplies on the remote road.
1. A bonus question on a university exam asked whether Hell is exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat).
2. Most students used Boyle's law to argue that Hell gives off heat as souls enter and expand the volume.
3. However, one student calculated that souls are continuously entering Hell but not leaving, so Hell's volume must increase to maintain temperature and pressure.
4. If Hell expands slower than the rate of new souls, the temperature will rise, but if faster, it will freeze - and since the student has yet to succeed with Teresa, option 2 cannot be true, so Hell must be exothermic.
1. ROADMAP FÖR JULFEST Gå till bordet Drick Drick Drick Drick Drick Drick Drick Fråga någon för dans Vill han/hon? Dansa Attraktiv? Utländsk? Pratar ni samma språk? Drick Ja Ja Ja Ja Nej Ändra stil Nej Fråga någon annan Drick Nej Nej Finns konkurrenter? Ja Drick Räcker modet? Nej Nej Ja Drick Försöka mera Är hon/han villig? Försöka kyssa Dans tajtare Är hon/han villig? Ja Nej Bjuda på dricka Gick hon/han? Är hon/han villig? Ja Nej Nej Ja Ta henne/honom till vilorummet, mötesrummet… Är hon/han fortv. villig? ! Gå och sov Gå tillbaka till bordet Spelas musik? Nej Ja Nej God Natt Räcker kondition? Drick Räcker kondition nu? Efterdrink? Nej Ja Nej Ja Ja