This document provides a humorous list of 9 things that girls can do but men should avoid attempting. These include flirting to get out of trouble, watching the film Magic Mike, wearing sexy underwear, cutting your own hair, getting naked in front of friends, sending nude selfies, twerking, waxing body hair, and wearing only underwear under a coat in public. The document uses exaggerated examples to argue that these types of behaviors would not have the same positive reception or outcomes if attempted by men.