The document describes different types of farts, including: 1) The Standard fart, a dry everyday fart suitable for most situations. 2) The Nervous Fart, which occurs unintentionally during unpleasant situations like kindergarten concerts. 3) The Cough-Fart Combo, a premeditated technique used to mask farting around women. 4) The Wet One/Sticky One, which is funny for others but unpleasant for the farter and may require cleanup.