A man worries that he may have AIDS after a sexual encounter. His friend misses her period and tells him she may be pregnant. Separately, the man was surprised to see on Facebook that he was supposedly on his honeymoon in Paris with another woman at the same time he was actually in Germany. His friend assumed there was something romantic going on between the two people in the Facebook post.

2. HE ISN’T SURE WHAT TO DO AND I SAY
“WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?”

3. HE SAYS “AIDS”

4. I PLAY IT OFF COOL KNOWING DEEP DOWN MY LIFE AS I
KNOW IT HAS COME TO AN END, AND SHE SLOWLY
PROCEEDS TO SAY…

5. “I MISSED MY PERIOD”

6. I WAS IN GERMANY, TO BE SPECIFIC, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT BECOMES
FACEBOOK OFFICIAL THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN PARIS ON MY HONEYMOON
WITH A FEMALE, WHICH REALLY TOOK ME BY SURPRISE, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE I ASKED MYSELF “HOW CAN I BE IN 2 PLACES AT THE SAME
TIME?”, AND NO ANSWER CAME TO ME. DAMN.

7. MY FRIEND WAS LIKE “I KNEW YOU
TWO HAD SOMETHING GOING ON!
SO WHEN’S THE WEDDING”

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