1. Email #9:
Subject:Get your own team of LinkedInsoldiers…
“Shhhh,quiet,didyouheadthat?”
It soundedlike someonewasinmyhouse.
I was suckedintoa veryvividdream,afterfinallydriftingtosleep
around10:30pm.
NAME HERE…
Thisdreamwas like nootherdream,I’ve everhad.
It was soreal.
Let me explain,itwasn’tlongafterIfell asleep,whenIstarted
hearingmuffledvoicesandfootstepscomingfrominside my
house.
My heartwasracing and yes,I wasjusta little scaredtofindout
whowas inthere.
But, thenI thoughttomyself “Man up!Go checkit outand make
your house safe.”
So,I slowlycrawledoutof bed,leavingmyslippersoff soIdon’t
make any noise.
As I creptto the door and tooka peakout in the hall, Iwas
surprisedtofinditcompletelyempty.
Now,I’mreallyconfused.
I builtupthe nerve to tiptoe downthe hallwayandintothe living
room,where I stoppeddeadinmytracks.
You see,acrossthe livingroom,the doorto my office wasopen
and litup.
WhenI wentto bed,I made sure to turn off the light…
…plus,I’ve alwaysbeencareful aboutshuttingthe doorat nightto
keepthe cats fromusingitas a playroom.
“Who couldit be?”
You can imagine bynow,Iwas up to myears incuriositybut
shakinginmy socksfromfear.
Pushingmyself forward,Iinchedmywayto the door andopened
it all the wayto somethingevenmore insane.
2. I couldn’tevenbelieve myeyes,there were tiny(6inch) soldiers
workingmycomputer.
There wasone onthe keyboardpressingkeys,one wasworking
the mouse and anotherone wascallingoutordersfromthe
screen.
Once theycaught eye of me,theyscatteredanddisappeared
completely.
Afterthe shockwore off about seeing“little”people in myhouse,I
was evenmore suspicious.
The thingis,I wantedtoknowmore aboutwhat theywere doing
on mycomputerthan where theywere headedoff to.
So,I walkedacrossthe room and tooka lookat whatwas onthe
screen.
I was amazedtofind,a website called,LinkedInpulledup.
But whatshockedme most,was that these little soldiers:
Createda profile forme
Filledinall the necessaryboxeswithmyexperiences,past
jobsand services
Builtmyprofile’spopularityandconnections
Establishedaspotformy profile atthe top of Google
Theyevenlinedupafewcompaniesforme to setup an interview.
These little soldiersdidmore inone nightthanI couldhave in
months.
It was like magic!
Beep.Beep!BEEP!BEEP!
Suckingina deepbreathas I boltstraightup to the soundof my
alarm clock.
It was 6 am and I was still inbedwithmybedroomdoorlocked.
I kepttellingmyself itwasjustadream,while runningthroughmy
morningroutine.
Afterfeedingthe cats,I walkedtowardsthe kitchento make a cup
of coffee andsawthe office door…
….open.
3. Here’swhere Icouldn’tdecide if itwasa dreamor it really
happened.
I walkedintothe office,coffee inhand,andwentstraighttothe
computer.
There’swhere Ifoundthe same screenIsaw inmy dreams, pulled
up on mycomputer.
I was more relievedthanscaredat thispoint.
You see,there wasa listof companieslookingformyserviceswho
wantedtointerviewme.
I don’tcare howtheydidit, buttheysavedme hoursof searching
and monthsof frustration.
No longerdoI have to go throughthe complicatedstepsittake to
create a profile andbecome the mostwantedemployee by
companieswhoactuallywantme.
Andyou can, too!
Let me explain,thiswasnoordinarydream, Ihad thisdreamafter
visitingalinkIfoundinmy email.
Discoverthe secretstohow youcan get yourownteam of soldiers
to do the dirtyworkwhile yousleep.
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