This document describes a new concept called "don't suck" which is presented as curing depression, making people thinner and happier, and altering one's status in society. It involves chasing a black sock around with a vacuum cleaner in a secret ritualistic sport, representing people one has a grudge against. While the origins are unclear, it was recently promoted by Beyonce. The document raises more questions than answers about what "don't suck" actually is - a political campaign, health advice, sport, or occult practice. It encourages participating mind, body and soul without directly explaining the concept.

1. don’t suck
A new concept of life

2. Proven to:
Cure depression
Make you thinner and happier
Rephrase your political attitude
Tone down the feminist in you
Make you seem hardworking
Contribute to the cleanness of your household
Alter you status in society

3. Not convinced?

4. How about now?

5. Who created don’t suck
concept?
Idea cannot be pinpointed to one person only
Generations of smart women contributed to the
ideas development
Lately concept was promoted by Beyonce in her
Why don’t you love me video

6. So…
How do they do IT?

7. Ecquipment:
One vacuum cleaner, any brand (if not: you can
use a broom of some sort, it does dilute the
concept, but hey…its all about the game. They
had no vacuums in 19th century, so another point
on the retro side)
One black guy sock, preferably sports kind

8. Instructions:
Choose your playground (more obstacles there
are the better)
If your chosen playground doesn’t come with
already installed used men socks, plant one
Turn on your socksuck
Get set.Ready!GO!

9. Goal:
Chase the sock around the room apearing to be
to lazy to pick it up
Get the sock but don’t suck it in…yet

10. Any other rules?
It’s a secret sport, it would be best for the action
to be perceived as regular vacuum cleaning
action
The solemnity of the ritual adds to the
excitement, and generally that’s what kept it
going for so long
The sock you would be chasing can represent
anybody you have a grudge against, or anybody
that could have vacuumed the playground for
you

11. FAQ
Can it make me a perfect housewife?
You can be whatever you decide to be.
How much practice per day is it recommended?
As much as circumstances allow.
Are guys allowed to play?
Yes, in some circumstances guys can be allowed to
play.

12. Should I consult a doctor?
Just to make sure we don’t get sued if you get
carried away. Yes, always consult your doctor.
Does it enlarge my penis?
Not directly, but almost anything can probably
enlarge your penis, so yes.

13. So what is <don’t suck?>
Political campaign?
Health regulation or friendly advice?
Sport?
An occult practice…?

14. We believe in sports
it doesn’t come more politically correct than
sports
So don’t just use your body, use body,mind and
soul
and
DON’T SUCK !!!