The document summarizes the origins of the Ku Klux Klan hood. It describes how two racist men got hungry for ice cream cones and decided to put the cones on their heads as a symbol of racism. The cone later evolved into a longer pointier shape to represent the overly conceited KKK leader's view of his penis size. The hoods were also made from dunce caps confiscated from African American children who had reported the men's planned terrorist attacks.