This document provides a humorous summary of what happens when someone cracks their head and has a lost-time accident in 3 unflattering sentences: 1) Lots of clumsy or uncoordinated people fall and crack their heads, requiring a trip to the hospital. 2) At the hospital, patients are subjected to unnecessary medical procedures by a sarcastic doctor trying to pay for luxuries. 3) After recovering at home wearing uncomfortable medical gear, individuals return to work only to face potential sexual harassment.

1. Crackin’ Yer Dome
A “Get Well” story commemorating
your Lost-Time Accident

2. Lots of people fall down and crack their
domes . . .
Urgh!
Jayzus Christ help
meh Lawd!
Uhh . . . there’s a que.
So . . .
Dude, you lost yer
shoe!

3. Skiers fall when they try to ski down
stairs . . .
I’m ok!

4. Skinny models fall when they walk in
big heels on their little stick legs . . .
Hey, can I
touch your Fatty!
boob?
Go, go
Gumby
Arm!

5. Even Presidents fall . . .
Shit! George W. Bush Ronald Reagan
Shit!
Gerald Ford
Fidel Castro
Mierda!
Shit!

6. It hurts when you crack yer dome.
Apparently . . .

7. You get to go to the hospital when you
crack yer dome . . .
Hi, I’m Dr. Dude and I’m
here to overcharge you for
I like pie . . .
routine medical procedures
so I can afford my luxury
condo. Now, please
remove your pants so I can
take your temperature,
rectally.

8. They perform advanced, state-of-the-art
medical procedures to cure you . . .
Lame!

9. But when you go home, you get
awesome new stuff to wear . . .
Super. Fucking.
Lame!
Don’cha wish
your girlfriend
was hot like me?

10. And you get to hang around at home for a few
days to make sure your brain isn’t broken . . .
Patrick! Fetch me the
remote!

11. And eventually, you get to go back to
work.
Meh . . .
Creepy sexual harassment in 3, 2, 1 . . .

12. This one has nothing to do with falling, it
was just funny . . .

13. Get Well Soon!