This 7-step guide recommends strategies for maximizing cookie enjoyment, such as considering your stomach capacity, ordering in multiples of three boxes to avoid regret, dancing while cookies are prepared, waiting impatiently for their arrival, and ultimately experiencing a "cookiegasm" upon receiving your much-anticipated order. The document encourages responsible cookie indulgence for ultimate satisfaction.

1. COOKIE STRATEGY: ENJOYMENT IN 7 EASY STEPS

2. STEP 1: CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS
YOUR STOMACH SPACE IS LIMITED. CHOOSE WISELY.

3. STEP 2: HOW MANY BOXES?
HOW MUCH TO ENGORGE? GO AHEAD, PICK A NUMBER. ANY NUMBER.

4. STEP 3: MULTIPLY X3
THAT NUMBER WAS CLEARLY TOO LOW. COOKIE BUSINESS IS SRS BSNS.

5. STEP 4: PLACE ORDER
DON’T BE STINGY. ADORABLE GIRL SCOUTS ARE COUNTING ON YOU!

6. STEP 5: DANCE
WHILE YOUR COOKIES ARE BEING MADE FRESH, DANCE IN ANTICIPATION

7. STEP 6: WAIT PATIENTLY
“WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY COOKIES?”

8. STEP 7: COOKIEGASM
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT THE COOKIES ARE HERE! OMG!

9. G’BYE
THANK YOU. PLEASE ENJOY COOKIES RESPONSIBLY.