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Student A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF WOMEN
ELEMENT: Woman SYMBOL: Wo DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Don't even go there
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 3. Very effective cleaning agent.
1. Surface usually covered with a TESTS:
painted film.
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without when discovered in natural state.
reason.
2. Turns green when placed beside a
3. Melts if given special treatment. better specimen.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used. HAZARDS:
5. Found in various states ranging 1. Highly dangerous except in
from virgin metal to common ore. experienced hands.
6. Yields to pressure applied to 2. Illegal to possess more than one,
correct points. although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
not come into direct contact with each
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, other.
platinum, and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of
expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without
prior warning, and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity
greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing
agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in
sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
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2. ___ I were a boy
If I _______ a boy even just for a day I think I could understand
I'd roll out of ______ in the morning How it feels to _____ a girl
And throw on _____ I wanted I swear I___ be a better man
And go drink beer with the guys
I'd listen ___ her
And chase after girls 'Cause I know ____ it hurts
I'd kick it with _____ I wanted When you lose the one _____ wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it 'Cause he's taking you ___ granted
'Cause they stick up for _____ And everything you ___ got destroyed
If I were a boy It's a little ____ late for you to come back
I think I ______ understand Say it's just a ______
How it feels to love a girl Think I'd forgive you like that
I swear I'd be a better man If you ______ I would wait for you
You thought wrong
I_____ listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts But you're just a _________
When you lose the _____ you wanted ____ don't understand
'Cause he's taking you for granted And you don't understand, oh
And __________ you had got destroyed How it feels to love a __________
Someday you wish you _____ a better man
If I were a boy
I ______ turn off my phone You don't listen___ her
Tell everyone it's broken _______________ You don't care how it hurts
So they'd _______ that I was sleeping alone you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you're taking her for granted
I'd put myself first And everything you had got _________
And _______ the rules as I go But you're just a boy
'Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waiting for me to ______ home, to come home
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Student B CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF MEN
ELEMENT: MAN SYMBOL: Ego DISCOVERER: Eve.
OCCURRENCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all
sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be
found in any location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave Labor)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 6. Is repelled by small children clothed
in diapers, particularly those of the
1. Surface often covered with hair.
malodorous variety.
2. Boils when inconvenienced, freezes
7. Usually willing to react with
when faced with Logic and Common Sense.
whatever is available.
3. Melts if treated like a God.
8. Most powerful embittering and
4. Can cause headaches and severe aggravating agent known to woman.
body aches; handle with extreme caution.
9. Is repelled by most household
5. Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*- appliances and common household
OH (any alcohol). cleansers.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: STORAGE:
1. Is repelled by concentrated a) Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late
quantities of precious and semi-precious at night, free dinners for Wo...
metals and stones (See Jewelery Store).
b) Can be used in recreational activities.
2. May explode spontaneously if wallet
CAUTION:
is opened.
Tends to react extremely violently when
3. Requires copious quantities of
other Man interferes with reaction to a
substances known as attention,
particular Wo specimen.
reassurance, and stroking.
4. When saturated with Alcohol will be
fairly inert and will repel most other
elements.
5. Is repelled by most household
appliances and common household
cleansers.
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4. I swear I'd be a better man
If I were a boy even just for _____
I____ roll out of bed in the morning I'd listen to her
And throw on what I ______ 'Cause I know how it hurts
And go drink beer with the guys When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And chase after girls And _________ you had got
I__ kick it with who I wanted destroyed
And I'd never get confronted ____ it
'Cause they stick up for me It's a little too ______ for you to
come back
If I ____ a boy Say it's just a mistake
I think I _____ understand Think I'd forgive you like that
How it feels to love a girl If you thought I would wait for you
I swear I'd be a ____ man You ________ wrong
I'd listen to _____ But you're just a boy
'Cause I know _____ it hurts You don't understand
When you lose the ____ you wanted And you don't _________, oh
'Cause he's taking you for granted How it feels to love a girl
And everything you had got Someday you wish you were a
destroyed better man
___ I were a boy You ______ listen to her
I _____ turn off my phone You don't care how it hurts
Tell everyone it's broken Until you lose the one you wanted
So they'd think that I _____ sleeping 'Cause you're taking her for
alone granted
___ everything you had got
I'd put myself first destroyed
And _____ the rules as I go But you're _____ a boy
'Cause I know that she____ be
faithful
Waiting for me to come home, to Read more: BEYONCE KNOWLES - IF
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If I were a ______
I think I could understand
How it feels to ____ a girl