This document contains a collection of chemistry-themed jokes and puns. Each joke is presented with a question or setup and a one-word or short-phrase punchline answer playing on chemical elements, properties, or terminology. The jokes make use of element symbols and concepts from chemistry to play on words and meanings in a lighthearted and humorous way.

1. CHEMISTRY JOKES
 Two atoms are walkingdown the street. Says one atom to others “HeyI
Think I lost an electron!” The other, says “ Are you sure ?”
(A) YesI’ am positive
 Whydid white bear dissolve inwater ?
(A) Because it was polar
 What weapon can you make from the elementspotassium,nickel andiron ?
(A) A Knife
 Whydid carbon marry hydrogen?
(A) They bondedwell form the minute they met
 Anyone know any joke about sodium ?
(A) Na
 Did you hear ;oxygenwent on a date with potassium
(A) It went OK2 !
 What elementisa girls’future bestfriend?
(A) Carbon (diamond)
 Whyare chemistgreat for solving problems?
(A) They have all the solutions
 I asked the guy sittingnext to me if he had any sodium hypobromite?
(A) He said NaBro
 What Did the scientistsay whenhe foundtwo isotopesof helium?

2. (A) HeHe