This document provides a humorous summary of the author's adventures and misadventures in the world of NFTs. It describes the author becoming obsessed with NFTs and digital artworks, making various purchases and attempts to sell their own art and tweets as NFTs. However, the author struggles with high gas fees and transaction costs. They meet a character called TechnoLlama who provides advice but the author continues to experience ups and downs as they try to understand and participate in the emerging NFT market.

1. C E C I N ’ E S T PA S U N E P I P E :
A D V E N T U R E S I N N F T- L A N D
A N D R É S G U A D A M U Z , U N I V E R S I T Y O F S U S S E X

2. A P O L O G I E S
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3. T H E S T O RY B E G I N S W I T H A N A N G RY PA N D A …

5. T H E N A L L H E L L B R E A K S L O O S E

6. I M E A N , W H O W O U L D N ’ T WA N T T O B E PA R T O F
T H I S A R T I S T I C R E V O L U T I O N ?
I T ’ S M O S T LY D O G E , M U S K , A N D P E P E S

7. I G E T T H E A P P E A L O F S T U P I D D I G I TA L P U R C H A S E S
D O N ’ T A S K H O W M U C H T H I S H O U S E C O S T S

8. I B E C O M E O B S E S S E D

9. A T U R N I N G P O I N T

10. “ W E H AV E W I T H U S S E V E R A L D E V E L O P E R S , A N D T O
O F F E R S O M E B A L A N C E , A C O N S E R VAT I V E G U Y ” …

11. C O N S E R VAT I V E ? ? ?
N E V E R M I N D N F T, W T F …

12. M E E T T E C H B R O L L A M A
“ S O U N D M O N E Y, D U D E ! ”

13. B E C O M I N G A N N F T M A G N AT E
K I D S , D O N ’ T T RY T H I S AT H O M E

14. M I N T T W E E T S
H T T P S : / / V. C E N T. C O / G A L L E RY / T E C H N O L L A M A / M I N T E D

15. M I N T “ A R T W O R K S ”

16. H O W I S T H I S L E G A L ?

17. T I M E F O R M O R E D R A S T I C M E A S U R E S
S P O I L E R A L E R T: 0 D O N AT I O N S

18. U N T I L F I N A L LY, R E S U LT S !

20. N E X T ? B U Y A L L A M A N F T !
O N LY $ 2 . 7 0 !

21. B U T WA I T !
O H N O !

22. L E T ’ S M I N T M Y A R T I C L E O N N F T S
T I M E F O R A C H A N G E O F S T R AT E G Y

23. I T S E L L S !

24. AT S O M E P O I N T I L O S E T R A C K O F H O W M U C H I
H AV E PA I D I N T X F E E S A N D G A S

25. G A A A A A A S ! ! !

26. E N T E R T E Z O S

27. S I M P L E , C H E A P
N F T S A R E B A C K O N T H E M E N U , B O Y S !

28. B U T T H I S I S W H AT I B O U G H T, J U S T M E TA D ATA

29. “ S C A R C I T Y ”

30. C O N C L U D I N G …

31. @ T E C H N O L L A M A
“I have no idea what I’m doing”