This document summarizes 7 instances from the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote cartoon that break scientific laws of physics. Each infraction is described, including which law is broken. The infractions include: 1) Wile E.'s briefcase continuing at the same speed after exiting a moving car breaking Newton's 1st law. 2) A cannon moving backwards more slowly than a cannonball breaks out breaking Newton's 2nd law. 3) An explosion leaving no imprint in the ground breaking Newton's 3rd law. 4) Wile E. walking off a cliff before falling breaking the law of gravity. 5) The Roadrunner stopping instantly breaking conservation of momentum. 6) Wile E. falling with instant