The document provides an analogy comparing business intelligence (BI) programs to restaurants. It discusses different types of restaurants that correspond to different types of BI implementations. It also outlines key roles in a restaurant's team that are analogous to roles in a BI team, including the business analyst, data warehouse analyst, and BI analyst. Finally, it provides tips for developing a successful BI program, such as managing stakeholder expectations, ensuring quality data ingredients, and adopting a phased approach of retrospective, introductory, and prospective analytics.