The document outlines criteria for judging various cheap beers at an event called "Shitty Beer Night II" in October 2011. It lists categories for judging like drinkability, aroma, name, design, and whether someone would drink it sober. Beers are then ranked based on the criteria, with Southpaw scoring the highest overall and King Cobra scoring the lowest.

1. Shitty Beer Night II
October 2011

2. Judging Criteria Review
• Drinkability (out of 10)
– Is the beverage drinkable, refreshing, crisp, etc.?
• Aroma (out of 5)
– Does the beer give off a good odor or fragrance?
• Name (out of 5)
– Does the beer have a legit name?
• Design (out of 5)
– Does the can (bottle) design make you want to touch yourself?
• Would you drink this if you were sober? (Y/N)
– Just pretend you are…

3. Would you drink this beer if you
were sober? (Y/N)
Clear
Stroh’s PBR Creek Red Dog
Ice
Icehous Miller Keystone Southpa
e High Life Light w
King
Colt 45 Boxer
Cobra
Yes = No =
*Based on majority

4. Shitty Beer Night II
Stroh's
Boxer PBR
King Cobra Clear Creek Ice
Colt 45 Red Dog
Southpaw Icehouse
Keystone Light Miller High Life

5. Winner/Loser
Overall Score
Southpaw
PBR
Stroh's
Icehouse
Red Dog
Miller High Life
Keystone Light
Boxer
Colt 45
Clear Creek…
King Cobra
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