This chapter introduces Will, a 36-year-old man who lives off royalty payments and has no interest in work or responsibility. He enjoys his carefree lifestyle. He meets Angie, a beautiful single mother, and pretends to enjoy spending time with her children in order to date her. However, he finds the responsibilities of dating a mother difficult. After 6 weeks, Angie ends their relationship, realizing Will is not ready for that level of commitment.

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3. Introduction
Chapter 1 A M a n and a B o y
They were all staring so hard at the scene of the crime that they didn't
notice the park-keeper standing next to them. Marcus felt very frightened. Will Freeman was thirty-six years old and he had never had a job
He would be in big trouble now. in his life. Sometimes he thought about working. He looked
'One of your ducks has died,' said Will. He made it sound like the through the job advertisements in newspapers and wrote
saddest thing he'd ever seen. Marcus looked up at him. Maybe Will occasional letters to employers, but he was never invited to
wasn 't such a bad guy. interviews.
He didn't mind. He was OK as he was. He was a cool guy
About a Boy is the story of the growing relationship between with a cool lifestyle. He read quite a lot; he saw films in the
Marcus, a twelve-year-old boy, and Will, a 36-year-old man. Marcus afternoons; he went running; he cooked nice meals for himself
is having problems at home and at school. Will wants a life without and his friends. When he got bored, he went to Rome or New
responsibilities; he isn't interested in children, marriage or work. York or Barcelona for a few days.
But Will is interested in attractive single mothers, and he invents a
Will didn't need to work for money because in 1938 his father
two-year-old son so that he can join a single parents' group. When
had written a very successful Christmas song. Many famous
he meets Marcus and his mother, his life begins to change.
singers had made recordings of this song, and each time Will's
About a Boy is very funny and enjoyable, but it also has a much father had received royalties. Since his death the royalties had
more serious side. come to Will.
The writer, Nick Hornby, was born in 1957 and grew up in So Will had become rich without having to work at all. He
north London. He studied English at Cambridge University, then was happy with his life. He lived in a nice flat in London and
worked for the Korean company Samsung. Later, he worked as a drove a fast car. He liked women and had lots of girlfriends, but
teacher and journalist before starting to write fiction. he never got too involved with them. He preferred to look at
Nick Hornby has written four books: Fever Pitch (1992); High other people's lives from the outside, like watching TV. If a
Fidelity (1995); About a Boy (1998) and How to be Good (2001). relationship with a woman became complicated, he ended it. He
The stories all take place in north London, and are mainly about wanted to keep his life simple.
relationships. The first three books have been made into In the evenings Will usually went out with friends. These
successful films. In About a Boy, the popular British actor Hugh were guys who worked in music shops or belonged to the same
Grant plays the character of Will. The end of the story was sports clubs as Will, or who were part of the same pub-quiz
changed for the film. Which ending do you prefer? team. They weren't close friends - but they were good enough
for a drink or a meal.
The evenings were fine, but Will had a lot of free time during
the day because all his friends were at work. So he filled the time
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4. bath, tidying his flat, going to the shops, watching Countdown. 'I'm fine, thanks.'
Countdown was an afternoon TV quiz show and it was his favourite 'Don't you want your own family?'
programme. Sometimes he wondered how his friends had time to I can't think of anything worse, thought Will. 'Not yet,' he
work. How could a person work and have a bath on the same day? said.
Will didn't like children. He wasn't interested in them, and he We're worried about you,' said Christine.
didn't want any responsibility for them. But his friends, John and 'I'm OK as I am, thanks,' said Will.
Christine, had two. The second was a baby girl, born just the 'Maybe,' said Christine, and smiled.
week before, and Will had been invited to see her. Will was beginning to feel very uncomfortable. Why did they
When he arrived at John and Christine's flat, there were want him to have children? Children would make him very
children's toys everywhere. Pieces of brightly coloured plastic unhappy. If John and Christine wanted children, and to be
were spread all over the floor, videos lay out of their cases near unhappy, that was fine. (Will was sure that John and Christine
the TV, a white cloth over the sofa was covered with dirty brown were very unhappy, even if they didn't realize it.) But why should
marks . . . How could people live like this? they want him to be unhappy too?
Christine came in holding the new baby while John was in Will could see only one reason for having children. When you
the kitchen making tea. 'This is Imogen,' she said. were old and poor, then they could look after you. But Will had
'Oh,' said Will. 'Right.' He paused. What did people usually plenty of money, so he didn't need toys on the floor or dirty
say about babies? 'She's . . . ' he began, but stopped again. It was no sofas.
good. He decided to ask Christine about herself instead. 'How John and Christine used to be OK, he thought. Will and a
are you, Chris?' he asked. girlfriend had gone out to nightclubs with them once or twice a
'Well, you know. I'm rather tired.' week, and they had all had a lot of fun. But since John and
Why? A lot of parties?' Christine had had children, everything had changed. Will didn't
'No. I've just had a baby.' want to meet Imogen, or hear how Barney was. He didn't want
'Oh. Right.' to hear about Christine's tiredness. He decided not to visit them
John came into the room, carrying three cups of tea. 'Barney's again.
gone to his grandmother's today,' he said, for no reason that Will 'We were wondering,' said John, 'whether you'd like to be
could understand. Imogen's godfather?' The two of them looked at Will, smiling
'How's Barney?' Barney was two, and interesting only to his and waiting for his reply.
parents, but Will knew he should ask John something. Will laughed nervously. 'Godfather?' he said. 'You mean . . .
'He's fine, thanks,' said John. 'He's still getting used to Imogen, church and things? Birthday presents? If you two are killed in an
but he's lovely' air crash, I'll have to look after her?'
Will had met Barney before and knew that he wasn't lovely, 'Yes.'
but he decided not to say anything. 'You're joking, aren't you?'
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5. you're a very serious and responsible person.' More happened, and that was a good thing.
'Oh, no,' said Will quickly. 'No, I'm not. I'm really a very But now Marcus was very worried about his mum. She had
shallow kind of person. Thank you very much for asking me, but started crying a lot in London - much more than in Cambridge.
I can't think of anything worse.' He didn't know why she cried. He wondered if it was about
He didn't stay much longer. boyfriends. Marcus didn't mind if his mum had a boyfriend. She
was pretty, he thought, and nice, and funny sometimes. He
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wanted his mum to meet someone who would make her happy.
Not far away, in the Holloway area of London, a twelve-year-old He couldn't help his mum with her problems, and she
boy called Marcus was lying in bed, unable to sleep. He was couldn't help him with his other big problem - school. His first
worrying about his mum and his new school. day at his new London school had been a disaster.
Marcus's mum was called Fiona, and she and Marcus had only Marcus knew that he was different from most other kids of his
been in London for a few weeks. They had moved there on the age. He wasn't right for schools. Not big secondary schools like
first day of the summer holidays because Fiona had got a new the one in London. His school in Cambridge hadn't been so bad.
job. Before moving to London, they had lived in Cambridge, The children there were younger, and there were lots of weird
where Marcus's father, Clive, still lived. Fiona and Clive had kids there, so Marcus hadn't felt uncomfortable.
separated four years ago. It was OK not to be right for some things, he thought. He
Marcus thought London was quite boring. He and Fiona knew that he wasn't right for parties because he was very shy.
hadn't done much in the holidays. They'd been to see Home That wasn't a problem because he didn't have to go to parties.
Alone 2, which wasn't as good as Home Alone 1. They'd been to But he had to go to school.
have a look at his new school, which was big and horrible. And Marcus couldn't talk to his mum about his problems at school,
they'd had lots of talks about London and the changes in their because she couldn't help. She couldn't move him to another
lives. But really they were sitting around waiting for their school. Even if she did move him, it wouldn't make any
London lives to begin. difference. He'd still be himself, and that, it seemed to Marcus,
Marcus had had two kinds of life. The first, which had ended was his real problem. The other kids laughed at him because he
when he was eight, was the normal, boring kind, with school and was weird. They laughed because he had the wrong trousers, the
holidays and homework and weekend visits to grandparents. The wrong shoes and the wrong haircut.
second kind was more confused because there were more people Marcus knew that he was weird partly because his mum was
and places in it: his mother's boyfriends and his dad's girlfriends; weird. She was always telling him that clothes and hair weren't
flats and houses; Cambridge and London. It was surprising how important. She didn't want him to watch 'rubbish' TV or listen to
many things had changed when Fiona and Clive's relationship 'rubbish' music or play 'rubbish' computer games. All the other
ended. kids spent their time doing these things, but Marcus had to argue
But Marcus didn't mind. Sometimes, he thought, he even with his mother for hours and he usually lost. She could explain
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6. Bob Marley and Joni Mitchell. And why it was more important and a lot of men didn't like other people's children.
to read books than to play on the Gameboy that his dad had Will wanted to push the table over and run out of the
given him. restaurant, but Angie was a very beautiful woman.
He was quite happy at home, listening to Joni Mitchell or 'Really, it's no problem. I've never been out with a mum
reading books, but it didn't do him any good at school. It made before, and I've always wanted to. I think I'd be good at it.'
him different, and because he was different the other kids made 'Good at what?'
him feel uncomfortable. Right. Good at what? What was he good at? That was the big
It wasn't all his mum's fault. Sometimes Marcus just did weird question which he had never been able to answer. Maybe he
things. Like the singing. He always sang songs to himself inside would be good at children, although he hated them. Maybe he
his head but sometimes, when he was nervous, the song just should give John and Christine and baby Imogen another
came out of his mouth. It had happened in his English lesson on chance. Maybe he was going to become Uncle Will!
the first day of his new school. The teacher was reading and all 'I don't know. Doing things that kids like.'
the other students in the room were quiet. Suddenly, for no For the next few weeks, he was Will the Good Guy, and he
reason at all, Marcus had started to sing, and all the other kids had loved it. It wasn't even very difficult. He played with Angie's
laughed at him. children, and took them to McDonald's and to parks and for a
boat trip on the river. It was a very good arrangement, he
thought. He had never wanted to be a father, but this was
Chapter 2 SPAT different. He could walk hand-in-hand with a beautiful woman
while the children played in front of them. Everybody could see
Will first saw Angie in a music shop off the Holloway Road. She him doing it. And at the end of the afternoon, he could go home
had lots of thick blonde hair, big blue eyes and a lovely sexy again if he wanted to.
voice. She reminded him of Julie Christie, a beautiful film star. Angie made Will feel very good about himself. Suddenly he
Two days later, he saw her again in a cafe and started a became better-looking, a better lover, a better person. And she
conversation. By the time they had finished their coffee, he had especially loved him because he wasn't her ex-husband, who had
her phone number. problems with drink and work, and who was sleeping with his
Will was rather surprised that Angie wanted to go out with secretary.
him. He had never been out with a woman who looked like Julie Will went out with Angie for six weeks, but there were some
Christie before. Women like her didn't go out with men like things that he was beginning to find difficult. Once he booked
Will. They went out with other film stars, or lords, or racing tickets for the opening night of a new film, but Angie was half an
drivers. hour late because she couldn't get a babysitter. And when they
He learnt the reason over dinner on their first evening out, spent the night together, it always had to be at her place and she
when Angie told him that she was a single mother with two didn't have a video machine or many CDs.
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7. But just when Will was thinking about ending the relationship, did it, and because he didn't understand, he couldn't help. So he
Angie decided to finish it. stood there staring at her with his mouth open.
'Will, I'm so sorry, but I'm not sure this is working. It's not 'Do you want some tea?' she asked him in a sad little voice.
your fault. You've been great. It's me. Well, my situation anyway. 'Yes. Please.' He made some toast, drank his tea and picked up
I've met you at the wrong time of my life and I'm not ready for a his bag. Then he gave his mother a kiss and went out. Neither of
serious new relationship.' them said a word. What else could he do?
It really was very strange, Will thought. Angie had believed he On his way to school, he tried to work out what was wrong
was serious about her, and he hadn't been serious at all. Now she with her. What could be wrong that he didn't know about? He
was starting to cry. He had never before watched a woman cry didn't think it was money problems. She had a job - she was a
without feeling responsible, and he was rather enjoying the music teacher - so they weren't poor, although they weren't rich
experience. either. But they had enough money for the flat, and for food, and
'You don't have to be sorry for anything. Really.' for holidays once a year, and even for occasional computer games.
Of all the evenings he had spent with Angie, he loved the last What else made you cry? Death? But he'd know if anybody
one the best. The relationship had been perfect, and had finished important had died. He'd seen all his relatives - his grandparents,
in a perfect way too. Usually when his relationships with women his uncle Tom and uncle Tom's family - at a party the week
ended, he felt guilty, but this time he had nothing to feel guilty before, and they'd all been fine. Was it about men? He knew his
about. mum wanted a boyfriend because she joked about it sometimes.
Will knew then that there would be other women like Angie But if she joked about it, why should she suddenly start crying
- bright, attractive single mothers, thousands of them all over about it?
London - and he knew he had a lot to offer them. He could So what else was there? He tried to remember the other
sleep with them, make them feel better about themselves, be a things that people cried about on TV programmes. Prison? An
parent for a limited time, and walk away without feeling guilty. unwanted baby?
What more could a man want? But Marcus had forgotten about his mum's problems by the
time he was inside the school gates. He had his own problems to
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think about. A group of kids usually bullied him on his way
One Monday morning Marcus's mum started crying before across the playground. Today, though, they were at the other end,
breakfast, and it frightened him. Morning crying was something so he reached his classroom without difficulty.
new, and it was a bad, bad sign. It meant that it could now start at His friends Nicky and Mark were already there, playing a
any time of the day without warning. game on Mark's Gameboy. He went over to them.
When he went into the kitchen, she was sitting at the kitchen 'All right?'
table in her night clothes, a half-eaten piece of toast on her plate, Nicky said hello, but Mark was too busy to notice him.
her eyes red from crying. Marcus never said anything when she Marcus tried to watch the game, but he couldn't see the
cried. He didn't know what to say. He didn't understand why she Gameboy very well, so he sat on a desk, waiting for them to
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8. finish. But when they finished, they started another game; they before we knew you, and now we have problems every day.'
didn't offer him a game or put the Gameboy away. Marcus felt he Marcus understood. They would be better without him. But
was being shut out, and he didn't know what he'd done wrong. he had nowhere else to go.
'Are you going to the computer room at lunchtime?' he asked. •
That was how he knew Nicky and Mark - through the
computer club. It was a stupid question because they always went Will was looking for ways to meet single mums like Angie, but
to the computer room. It was the only place where they would he didn't know where to find them. Where did single mums go
be safe from the other kids. and how could he get their phone numbers? Then he had a
'Don't know,' replied Nicky after a time. 'What do you think, wonderful idea. He would pretend to be a single father and join a
Mark?' single parents' group. So he invented a two-year-old son called
'Don't know,' said Mark. 'Probably.' Ned.
They weren't real friends - not like the friends he'd had in 'I'm a single father. I have a two-year-old son. I'm a single
Cambridge — but he could talk to them because they were all father. I have a two-year-old son,' he told himself.
different from the other kids in the class. All three of them wore But he couldn't actually believe it. He didn't feel like a parent.
glasses, none of them was interested in clothes and they all liked He was too young, too old, too stupid, too intelligent, too cool,
computer games. too impatient, too selfish, too careless, too careful. When he
Two older boys came and stood in the doorway. 'Give us a looked in the mirror, he couldn't see a dad, especially a single
song,' they said to Marcus. dad.
Marcus didn't know these boys, but they'd probably heard He telephoned a single parents' group called SPAT (Single
about him singing in the English class. Mark and Nicky started to Parents - Alone Together) and spoke to a woman called Frances.
move away, leaving him alone. Then the older boys started SPAT met on the first Thursday of each month in a local adult
insulting Mark and Nicky, and making jokes about girls and sex. learning centre, and Frances invited Will to the next meeting. He
Mark turned the Gameboy off, and all three of them stood was very worried that he'd get something wrong, like the name
waiting for the boys to get bored and go away. Marcus tried to of his imaginary son - he couldn't stop thinking of him as Ted,
play a game inside his head, listing different kinds of chocolate. not Ned.
At last the two older boys left. The three of them didn't say The centre was a depressing place with lots of classrooms. Will
anything for a time. Then Nicky looked at Mark, and Mark listened for the sounds of a party but he couldn't hear anything.
looked at Nicky, and finally Mark spoke. Finally he noticed a small piece of paper on a classroom door
'Marcus, we don't want you with us.' with the word SPAT! on it.
'Oh,' said Marcus. 'Why not?' There was only one woman in the room. She was taking
'Because of them.' bottles - of white wine, beer and water - out of a box and
'They're not my problem.' Putting them on a table in the centre of the room. All the other
'Yes, they are,' said Mark. We never got into trouble with anyone tables and chairs had been pushed to the back of the room. It was
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9. the most depressing place for a party that Will had ever seen. 'Oh . . . he's a good little boy,' said Will. 'Very brave.'
'Have I come to the right place?' he asked the woman. She To his surprise, he was beginning to feel quite upset. Suzie put
had a sharp nose and a bright red face. a hand on his arm.
'SPAT? Come in. Are you Will? I'm Frances.' 'She likes me,' Will thought. 'Great!'
Will smiled and shook her hand.
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'I'm sorry there's nobody else here yet,' she said. 'A lot of
people are late because of problems with babysitters.' Some parts of Marcus's life continued normally. He went to his
'Of course,' said Will. He was wrong to come on time, he dad's in Cambridge for the weekend and watched a lot of TV.
thought. He should pretend to have babysitting problems too. But On the Sunday he and his dad, and Lindsey, his dad's girlfriend,
then the other members of SPAT began to arrive, all women in went to Lindsey's mum's house. Lindsey's mum lived by the sea,
their thirties, and Frances introduced him to each of them. The and they went for a long walk on the beach.
most attractive was a tall, blonde, nervous-looking woman. After Marcus liked Lindsey's mum. He liked Lindsey too. Even his
she came into the room, he stopped looking at anybody else. mum liked Lindsey. Marcus felt better after the weekend in
'Hello,' he said. 'I'm Will. I'm new and I don't know anybody.' Cambridge. He had a good time with everybody and nobody
'Hello, Will. I'm Suzie. I'm old and I know everybody.' seemed to think he was weird.
He laughed. She laughed. He spent most of the evening with But the day after he got back, he came home from school and
her. She talked a lot and he listened. He was very happy to listen found his mum lying on the floor with a coat over her.
because he didn't want to talk about Ned. Suzie had been 'Didn't you go to work today?'
married to a man called Dan, who had left her the day before she 'This morning. I was sick this afternoon.'
gave birth to her daughter Megan. 'What kind of sick?' asked Marcus.
Suzie told him about the other women in the room. It was the She didn't reply, and Marcus felt angry. He was only a kid and
same story - their husbands had all left them with children to things couldn't continue like this. He was having an awful time at
look after. Will began to feel very depressed about being a man. school and an awful time at home, and school and home were
How could men behave so badly? almost the only places he knew. So someone was going to have
'I'm sorry,' said Suzie at last. 'I haven't asked you anything to help him, and that person had to be his mum. She had to do
about yourself. Did your wife leave you?' something about it. He was only a kid, and she was his mum, and
'Well . . . er . . . yes.' if he felt bad it was her job to stop him feeling bad.
'And does she see Ned?' 'What kind of sick?' he asked again in a rough voice.
'Sometimes. She's not very interested in him.' He was She began to cry and Marcus felt frightened.
beginning to feel better; he could show her that women could 'You've got to stop this.'
behave badly too. He was acting, yes, but he was doing it well, 'I can't.'
just like Robert De Niro. 'You've got to. If you can't look after me, then you'll have to
'How does Ned feel about that?' asked Suzie. find someone who can.'
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'How can you say I don't look after you?'
'Because you don't. You make my meals and I could do that. Will wanted to go to the SPAT picnic in Regent's Park because
The rest of the time, you just cry. That's . . . that's no good. That's Suzie was going. But he knew that Suzie would expect Ned to
no good to me.' be there too, so he had to invent a reason why Ned couldn't go.
She cried even more then. Marcus went upstairs and played a He telephoned Suzie on the morning of the picnic and told her
computer game, but when he came downstairs again, she had got that his ex-wife had taken Ned out.
up and was cooking supper. 'But that's terrible, Will,' said Suzie. 'You can't let her change
'You're going to a picnic on Saturday,' she said suddenly. your plans like that.'
'A picnic? Where?' 'I know, I know,' he said. 'And she's taken my car too. Can I go
'In Regent's Park.' with you to Regent's Park?'
'Who with?' 'Yes, of course,' replied Suzie. 'I'm bringing a twelve-year-old
'Suzie.' kid too - Marcus, my friend Fiona's son. She's asked me to look
'Not that SPAT crowd.' after him for the day.'
'Yes, that SPAT crowd.' All the way to the park Suzie talked about Will's ex-wife. She
'I hate them.' When Marcus and his mum had first moved to
was very angry about Paula's behaviour. Had he called her Paula?
London, they had gone to a SPAT summer party in someone's
Will couldn't remember. Things were getting rather
garden. It had been full of horrible little kids, all about ten years
complicated, he thought. How much longer could he continue
younger than Marcus.
pretending? And how could he ever invite Suzie round to his
'Are you going?' he asked.
flat? There were no toys there, and he didn't even have two
'No. I need a rest. You told me to find someone to look after
bedrooms.
you. So that's what I'm doing. Suzie's better at it than I am.'
They walked through the park to the lake. Suzie was pushing
Suzie was Fiona's best friend; they'd known each other since
her daughter, Megan, in a pushchair, and Marcus was walking
their schooldays. She was nice and Marcus liked her a lot. But he
beside them. Will thought Marcus was a weird kid. He had a very
didn't want to go to a SPAT picnic.
strange haircut and odd clothes.
'I can stay here. I'll keep out of your way. I can sit in my room
'I don't even know what you do,' said Suzie.
all day, playing games.'
'Nothing.' He usually invented a job, but he had told enough
'I want you to get out. Do something normal. We're not doing
lies. He had to give Suzie something that was real.
each other any good.'
'Oh. Well, what did you do before?'
Marcus was shocked. What did she mean, they weren't doing 'Nothing.'
each other any good? She wasn't doing him any good, but what 'You've never worked?'
had he done to her? He couldn't think of anything. He felt like 'Well, only for a day or two. My dad wrote a famous song, and
crying too. I live from the royalties.'
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11. 'Michael Jackson makes £60 million an hour,' said the weird They could see the SPAT crowd of mothers and children
kid. 'How much do you make?' sitting by the lake in front of them. The mothers were pouring
'Marcus!' said Suzie. 'So what's this song, Will?' juice into cups, and the children were eating sandwiches.
Will told them. He hated telling people because the title Will played with the children for most of the afternoon. He
sounded so silly. kept away from the adults sitting on blankets under a tree because
'Really?' Suzie and Marcus both started singing the same part he didn't want to have to answer difficult questions about Ned.
of the song. People always did this, and he hated that too. He kept away from Marcus too. Marcus was walking round the
'But haven't you ever wanted to work?' asked Suzie. lake, throwing bits of his sandwich at the ducks.
'Oh, yes, sometimes, but I never seem to do anything about it.' Later, Suzie came to talk to him. 'You miss him, don't you?'
It was true. Every day for the last eighteen years he had got up in 'Who?' He meant it; he had no idea what she was talking
the morning thinking about finding a job. But by the evening he about. But then he remembered about Ned. 'I'll see him later.'
had lost interest. 'What's he like?' asked Suzie.
He decided to talk to Marcus. If he made friends with Marcus, 'Oh . . . Nice. He's a really nice boy.'
Suzie would think he was a nice guy. Before Suzie could ask more questions, Marcus ran over to
'So, Marcus,' he said, 'who's your favourite footballer?' them. He seemed very nervous and upset.
'I hate football.' 'I think I've killed a duck,' he said.
'Right,' said Will. 'Well, who's your favourite singer?' Will, Suzie, Marcus and Megan stood on the path by the edge
'Are you getting these questions out of a book?' asked Marcus. of the lake, staring at the duck's dead body in the water.
Suzie laughed, and Will's face turned red. 'What happened, Marcus?' Will asked.
'No,' he said. 'I'm just interested.' 'I don't know. I was just throwing a piece of my sandwich at it.
'OK,' said Marcus. 'Well, it's Joni Mitchell.' I didn't mean to kill it.'
'Really?' said Will in surprise. 'Does everyone in your school 'What's that in the water next to it? Is that the bread you
listen to Joni Mitchell?' threw at it?'
'Most people.' 'Yes,' said Marcus. He didn't like Will much, so he didn't want
Will was confused. He read a lot of modern music magazines, to answer his questions.
but none of them had said anything about Joni Mitchell's new 'That's not a sandwich, that's a loaf,' said Will. 'I'm not
popularity. surprised the duck was killed.'
Marcus turned away, so Will began to talk to Suzie. 'Perhaps I didn't kill it,' said Marcus. 'Perhaps it died because it
'Do you often have to look after him?' he asked. was ill.'
'Not often. But Fiona, his mum, isn't feeling very well.' Nobody said anything.
'She's going crazy,' said Marcus calmly. 'Cries all the time. They were all staring so hard at the scene of the crime that
Doesn't go to work.' they didn't notice the park-keeper standing next to them. Marcus
'She isn't crazy. She just needs a rest.' felt very frightened. He would be in big trouble now.
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12. 'One of your ducks has died,' said Will. He made it sound like He couldn't speak. He didn't know what to say. He didn't cry
the saddest thing he'd ever seen. Marcus looked up at him. Maybe either — the situation was much too serious for that, so he just
Will wasn't such a bad guy. stood there. But Suzie dropped the car seat and ran over to his
'I was told it was your boy's fault,' said the park-keeper. 'It's a mum and started screaming at her and shaking her. Marcus was
crime to kill a duck, you know.' confused. Why was Suzie so angry with someone who wasn't
'Are you suggesting that Marcus killed this duck? Marcus loves very well?
ducks, don't you, Marcus?' Suzie shouted at Will to call for an ambulance, and told
'Yes,' said Marcus. 'They're my favourite animal. I mean, my Marcus to make some black coffee. His mum was moving now
favourite bird.' This was rubbish, because he hated all animals, but and making a terrible noise that Marcus had never heard before
he thought it helped. and never wanted to hear again.
'I was told he was throwing enormous loaves at it.' 'Fiona! How could you do this?' Suzie screamed. 'You've got a
'No,' said Will. 'He was throwing bread at the duck's body. He kid! How could you do this?'
wanted to sink it because the sight of a dead bird was upsetting Suddenly Marcus understood that his mum had tried to kill
my friend's little girl, Megan.' herself. He had seen some shocking things, mostly on videos at
There was a silence. At last the park-keeper spoke. other people's houses, but they hadn't frightened him because
'Well, I'll have to go into the water and get it,' he said. they weren't real life. This situation with his mum was different
Marcus felt much better. He wouldn't have to go to prison. because it was very real. There wasn't anything shocking in the
They were walking back to the rest of the SPAT group when room, and he could see that his mum wasn't dead. But it was the
suddenly a strange thing happened. Marcus saw - or thought he most frightening thing he'd ever seen, and he knew he'd never
saw - his mum. She was standing on the path in front of them forget it.
and she was smiling. But when he looked again, she wasn't there. When the ambulance arrived and Fiona was taken to hospital,
•
the ambulance men didn't want to take Marcus and Megan too.
So Suzie went to the hospital with Fiona, and Will drove Marcus
Usually when Suzie took Marcus home after a day out, she left and Megan there in Suzie's car.
him outside his flat and waited until he got inside. But today she When they arrived at the hospital, Fiona had already been
parked the car and lifted Megan out in her car seat. She was taken away.
never able to explain why she had done this. Will wasn't invited, 'What's happening?' asked Will. He was finding the whole
but he followed them in. experience very interesting — almost enjoyable.
Marcus put the key in the door of the flat and opened it, and a 'I don't know. They're pumping her stomach or something.
new part of his life began, without any warning at all. She was talking a little in the ambulance. She was asking about
His mum was half on and half off the sofa. Her face was white, you, Marcus.'
and there was a pool of sick on the carpet and an empty pill 'That's nice of her.'
bottle beside her. Suzie tried to put her arms round him. 'Listen, Marcus,' she
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13. said. 'This isn't about you. You k n o w that, don't you? I mean, kitchen, as Suzie had told h i m to do, w h e n he saw a n o t e on the
you're n o t the reason she . . . you're not the reason she's here.' kitchen table. He picked it up and sat d o w n .
' H o w do you k n o w ? ' He pushed Suzie away and went to get a Dear Marcus,
drink from a machine. A big part of me knows that I'm doing a wrong, stupid, selfish,
' W h a t can you tell a kid whose m o t h e r has just tried to kill unkind thing. But unfortunately that's not the part that has
herself?' Will asked. He really wanted to know. control of me now.
'I don't know,' said Suzie worriedly. 'But we'll have to think of None of this is about you. I've loved being your mum, always,
something.' although I've found it difficult sometimes. And I don't know why
T h e y waited in the hospital for a long time. M e g a n went to it isn't enough for me, but it isn't. I just feel very tired, and there
doesn't seem to be anything to look forward to.
sleep and Marcus ate a lot of sweets and chocolate from the
Things will be better for you than they were before. Really. You
machine. N o n e of t h e m talked m u c h . At last a w o m a n came over
can go to your dad's, or Suzie has always said she'd look after you.
to see t h e m — not a nurse or a doctor, but somebody official.
Love you,
'Hello. D i d you c o m e in with Fiona Brewer?'
Mum
'Yes. I ' m her friend Suzie, and this is Will, and this is Fiona's
son Marcus.' Marcus was still sitting at the kitchen table w h e n his m u m came
' R i g h t . We're keeping Fiona here for the night. Is there back from the hospital w i t h Suzie and Megan. She could see
somewhere Marcus could go?' immediately w h a t he'd found.
' H e can stay w i t h me tonight,' said Suzie. ' I ' m sorry, Marcus. I'd forgotten about the note.'
She put M e g a n back into the car seat and they made their way 'You forgot? You forgot you wrote a letter about killing
out to the car park. yourself?'
'I'll see you soon,' said Will. 'I'll call you.' 'Well, I didn't think I'd ever have to r e m e m b e r it, did I?' She
'I h o p e things are OK with N e d and Paula,' Suzie said. laughed at that. She actually laughed. T h a t was his mother. W h e n
For a m o m e n t Will didn't k n o w w h o she meant. N e d and she wasn't crying at breakfast, she was laughing about killing
Paula, N e d and Paula . . . ? Ah, yes — his ex-wife and son. herself.
' O h , it'll be fine. Thanks.' He said goodbye and w e n t to find a 'It was stupid of me to leave Marcus here before I w e n t to get
taxi. It had been a very interesting experience, but he wouldn't you,' said Suzie. 'I wasn't thinking.'
want to repeat it every night.
'Suzie, n o n e of this is your fault. But maybe Marcus and I
ought to have a little talk alone.'
' O f course,' said Suzie. She gave Marcus a kiss. 'She's fine,' she
Chapter 4 Marcus's Plan
whispered, loud e n o u g h for his m u m to hear. ' D o n ' t w o r r y about
her.'
T h e next day Suzie t o o k Marcus h o m e and left h i m while she
went to get Fiona from the hospital. He was just tidying the W h e n Suzie had gone, Fiona made tea and sat d o w n at the
table with Marcus.
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14. 'Are you angry with me?' 'Not too bad, I think. She hasn't gone back to work, but
'What do you think?' Marcus went to school today.'
'Because of the letter?' 'Listen, do you think there's any way I could help? Perhaps I
'Because of the letter, because of what you did, everything.' could take Marcus out?'
'I can understand that. I don't feel the same as I did on 'Would you like to?' said Suzie. 'I could ask Fiona.'
Saturday, if that's any help.' 'Thanks,' said Will. 'And it would be nice to see you and
'So your problems have all just gone away?' Megan again soon.'
'No, but . . . at the moment I feel better.' 'Yes,' said Suzie. 'I'm looking forward to meeting Ned.'
'At the moment's no good to me,' said Marcus. 'I can see that Will bought Time Out, a magazine with information about
you're better at the moment. You've just made tea. But what events in London. He was looking for something that a twelve-
happens when I go back to school? I can't be here to watch you year-old boy might like to do on a Saturday. He tried to
all the time.' remember what he liked doing at Marcus's age, but he couldn't.
'No, I know. But we've got to look after each other.' Then the telephone rang.
Marcus was no longer interested in what his mum said; the 'Hi, Will. It's Marcus.'
important thing was what she did, or what she was going to do. 'Hi, Marcus.'
She wasn't going to try and kill herself again today. She'd drink 'Suzie said you want to take me out for the day on Saturday.
her tea, and tonight they'd watch TV, and it would feel like the I'll come if my mum can come too.'
beginning of a different, better time. But that time wouldn't last 'What?'
for ever. Marcus knew that, for him, things would never be the 'I'll come if my mum can come too. And she hasn't got any
same again.
money, so we'll either have to go somewhere cheap, or you'll
Two people in a family weren't enough. He'd always thought
have to pay for us.'
that two was a good number, and that he'd hate to live in a family
'Well . . . wouldn't it be better with just you and me? Your
of three or four or five. But now he could see that if there were
mum could stay at home and have a rest.'
lots of people in a family, and one of them died, you wouldn't be
Suddenly Will remembered last Saturday. They had left Fiona
left on your own. But how could he make his family grow? He
at home to rest, and she had tried to kill herself.
was going to have to find a way.
'I'm sorry, Marcus,' he said quickly. 'I wasn't thinking. Of
• course your mum can come too. That would be great.'
'We haven't got a car. You'll have to bring yours. And you can
Will kept thinking about Marcus and Fiona. There wasn't much bring your little boy if you like.'
else happening in his life, so he had a lot of time to think about He laughed. 'Thanks.'
them. He had a strange thought: perhaps he should try and help 'That's OK,' said Marcus generously.
them. He telephoned Suzie. 'He'll be with his mum again on Saturday.'
'I was wondering how Marcus and Fiona are,' he said. 'Fine. Come round at about half past twelve. You remember
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15. where we live. Flat 2, 31 Craysfield Road, Islington, London Will looked shocked, but she just laughed. Marcus hated it
N1 2SR' when she made jokes to people who didn't know her well.
'Right,' said Will. 'See you then.' Will took them to a restaurant called Twenty-Eight. After
• they had ordered their food, Marcus hoped that Will and his
mum would start talking. But they seemed to be finding it
Marcus wasn't really worried about leaving his mum. She was still difficult to start a conversation, so he had to help them.
in a strange, calm mood. But he wanted her to come so that she 'Don't just sit there,' he said. 'Talk to each other.'
and Will could meet, and after that, he thought, it should be easy. Both Will and Fiona looked at him.
His mum was pretty, and Will seemed quite rich. They could go 'What do you want us to talk about?' asked Will.
and live with him and his kid, and then there would be four of 'Anything. Politics. Films. Murders. I don't care.'
them, and four was twice as good as two. Then if one of them 'I'm not sure that's how conversation happens,' said his
died, it wouldn't matter so much. mother.
Marcus wasn't even sure whether he liked Will or not, but it Marcus started asking questions to make them talk, but he
didn't matter. He could see that Will wasn't bad, or drunk, or wasn't very successful.
violent, so he would be OK. And Marcus knew a little about 'Leave us alone, Marcus. You're making it more difficult, not
Will. One day on his way home from school, he had seen Will easier,' said Fiona. 'We'll start talking soon.'
out shopping and had followed him home like a private Then Will asked questions about Marcus's dad, and soon they
detective. were talking about relationships. They were talking so much that
He hadn't really found out much about him except where he they didn't notice when the food arrived. Marcus ate his lunch
lived. But Will seemed to live alone - no girlfriend, no wife, no happily. Would they move into Will's place, he wondered, or buy
little boy. Perhaps the little boy was with his girlfriend at home? somewhere new?
But if Will had a girlfriend, why was he trying to get friendly
with Suzie? •
When Will arrived on Saturday, his mum was looking good, Will knew that Fiona wasn't his type of woman. She didn't look
Marcus thought. She was wearing her best trousers and a hairy the way he wanted women to look. He didn't think looks were
jumper, and she was wearing make-up for the first time since the important to her at all. Why didn't she get a good haircut and
hospital, and a pair of brightly coloured earrings from wear nice clothes? And she was just too strange. He could see
Zimbabwe. now why Marcus was so weird. She believed in things that Will
'Thanks for everything you did last weekend,' she said. 'I'm didn't care about, like being a vegetarian.
very grateful.' Will still wanted to help them. One evening he was invited to
'It was a pleasure. I hope you're feeling . . . I hope you've . . . ' supper at their flat. He didn't like the food very much - something
'My stomach's fine. I suppose I must still be a bit crazy though. vegetarian with peas and rice and tinned tomatoes — but he quite
That sort of thing doesn't get better quickly, does it?' enjoyed the conversation. Fiona told him about her job as a music
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16. teacher and they talked about his dad's song. But later Fiona sat 'I followed you here once.'
down at the piano and started to sing. 'Why don't you just go home, Marcus?'
She wasn't a bad singer, but Will was very embarrassed. She 'All right. But I'm going to tell my mum.'
sang old pop songs from the sixties, and she sang them with deep Will couldn't think of any explanation to give Marcus except
feeling; she even closed her eyes. Then Marcus began to sing too, the truth — that he had invented a child so he could join a single
in the same way, and they made Will sing with them. It was awful. parents' group and meet women. And the truth sounded much
Will could see that he'd made a big mistake about Marcus and worse than he had ever intended.
Fiona. He couldn't do anything to help people like them. They 'Listen, Will,' said Marcus. 'I won't say anything to my mum if
were too weird and they felt too deeply about things. Will didn't you go out with her.'
feel deeply about anything. He couldn't imagine wanting to kill 'Why do you want your mum to go out with someone like me?'
himself. He just wanted to live a long life without any problems. 'I don't think you're too bad. I mean, you told lies, but you
Fiona called Will and left a message on his answer machine, seem OK. She's sad, and I think she'd like a boyfriend.'
but he didn't call her back. He was trying to return to his old life. 'Marcus, I can't go out with someone just because you want
He went shopping for CDs and clothes, he played a bit of tennis, me to. I have to like the person too.'
he went to the pub and to see films with friends. Then, one 'What's wrong with her?'
afternoon, the doorbell rang. It was Marcus. 'Nothing's wrong with her, but . . . '
'I've come to see you,' he said. 'You want to go out with Suzie, don't you?'
'Oh. Right. Come in.' 'I don't want to talk about this with you.'
Marcus marched into the sitting room, sat down on the sofa 'I thought so.'
and looked round. 'You haven't got a kid, have you?' 'I didn't say anything. I just said . . . Listen, I really don't want
'Well . . . ' began Will. to talk about this with you. Go home.'
Marcus got up and walked around the flat. 'Where's your 'OK,' said Marcus. 'But I'll be back.'
toilet?' he asked. When Will had joined SPAT, he'd imagined entering the
'It's just down the hall.' world of single mothers and their sweet children. He hadn't
When Marcus was gone, Will tried to think what he could say imagined Marcus, and he hadn't expected anyone to break into
about Ned, but he couldn't think of anything. his world. He was one of life's visitors; he didn't want to be
'You've only got one bedroom,' said Marcus when he got visited.
back. 'You've got no children's toys in the bathroom, there are no
toys in here . . . You haven't even got any photos of him.'
'Is that your business?' Chapter 5 N e w Trainers
'No. But you've been lying to me, and my mum, and my
mum's friend.' Marcus knew that he couldn't make Will go out with his mum if
'Who told you where I live?' Will didn't want to. But he knew Will's secret now, so perhaps he
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17. could make him do something else. He started going round to glasses. And my singing. Sometimes . . . I sing without noticing.'
Will's flat after school. Will laughed. 'It's not funny.'
The first time, Will wasn't very pleased to see him. He stood 'I'm sorry. But you could do something about your hair. You
in the doorway and didn't invite Marcus in. could have it cut in the way you want it.'
'What?' 'This is how I want it.'
'I just thought I'd come round. What are you doing?' 'Why do you want your hair like that?'
'Watching Countdown! 'Because that's how it grows, and I hate going to the
Marcus knew about Countdown — the most boring programme hairdresser.'
in the history of television. But he wanted to get inside Will's 'I can see that. How often do you go?'
flat. 'Never. My mum cuts it.'
'I could watch it with you if you want. I really like it.' 'Your mum? How old are you? Twelve? You're old enough to
Will looked at him for a time. 'All right. Come in.' get your hair cut yourself. You could get married in four years'
There were lots of interesting things in Will's flat — hundreds time. Will you let your mum cut your hair then?'
of CDs, records and cassettes. There were pictures from films on Marcus didn't think he'd be married in four years' time, but he
the wall, and black and white photos of people with musical understood what Will was telling him and knew that Will was
instruments. right. But there was another way of looking at the situation. If his
'Who are these people? And why are they on your wall?' mum was going to cut his hair in four years' time, then she would
'They're musicians. And they're on my wall because I like still be alive.
their music and they're cool.' Marcus visited Will a lot that autumn, and by about the third
'Why are they cool?' or fourth visit he felt that Will was getting used to him. They
'I don't know. Because they took drugs and died, probably.' didn't talk about much at first, but one day Will said, 'How's the
Marcus thought he wouldn't want pictures on his wall of situation at home?' for no reason that Marcus could understand.
people who took drugs and died. He'd want to forget all about 'You mean my mum?'
that kind of thing, not look at it every day of his life. 'Yes.'
Will made tea in the kitchen. Then they went back into the 'She's all right, thanks.'
living room and sat down on the sofa. Marcus had never talked about it, and he'd never said how he
'Do you like school?' Will asked. felt. But what he felt, all the time, every day, was a horrible fear.
'No. I hate it.' This was the main reason why he came round to Will's after
'Why? Do the other kids bully you?' school. Every time he climbed the stairs at home he remembered
Marcus looked at him. How did he know that? the Dead Duck Day. When he saw his mum watching the news
'Not really. Just a couple of kids.' or eating or preparing work on the dining table, he wanted to
'What do they do to you?' cry, or be sick or something. But he couldn't talk about it.
'Nothing really. Just, you know, say things about my hair and 'Are you still worried about her?'
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18. 'A bit, when I think about it.'
'Marcus, does this happen often?'
'How often do you think about it?'
'Well, they've never thrown sweets at me before.'
'I don't know.' He thought about it all the time, all the time, all
'I'm not talking about the sweets. I'm talking about older kids
the time. Could he say that to Will? He didn't know. He couldn't
bullying you.'
say it to his mum, or to his dad, or to Suzie. They would all be
'Oh, yes. Not those two
too worried about him. He just wanted a promise from someone,
'No, OK, not those two. But others like them.'
anyone, that it wouldn't happen again, ever, and no one could do
'Yes. Lots.'
that.
'Right. That's what I've been trying to find out. Your problem
Will was wishing that he hadn't asked Marcus about Fiona,
is, Marcus, that you look different from other kids. That's why
because it was clear that the boy was very upset. Will wasn't used
they notice you. You need to look more like them. You need the
to coping with people with real-life problems. He liked watching
same clothes and haircut and glasses as everyone else. You can be
people's problems on TV, but he'd never had anyone with
as weird as you want on the inside. Just do something about the
problems on his sofa before.
outside.'
Sometimes they managed conversations about other things,
Will took Marcus shopping in Holloway Road and bought
like Marcus's dad.
him a pair of expensive Adidas trainers. Marcus thought they
'Do you see your dad often?'
were cool, and Will was pleased. He couldn't remember feeling as
'Quite often. Some weekends. He's got a girlfriend called good as this before. He had made an unhappy boy happy, and
Lindsey. She's nice.'
there hadn't been any advantage in it for him at all. He didn't
'Would you like to see him more than you do?'
even want to sleep with the boy's mother.
'No.'
But the next day Marcus's new trainers were stolen. He came
'Well, that's all right then.'
home from school wearing only a pair of black socks.
The next week, while Will was watching Countdown as usual,
'Where are your shoes?' Fiona screamed. She hadn't noticed
he was interrupted by a long, urgent ring on the doorbell. He got
that he had been wearing new trainers.
up off the sofa and opened the door. Marcus was standing on the
'Stolen.'
doorstep, and two ugly-looking boys were throwing hard sweets
'Stolen? Why would anyone want to steal your shoes?'
at him. Some sweets hit Will.
'Because . . . ' He was going to have to tell her the truth,
'What do you think you're doing?' He couldn't remember the
although he knew the truth would lead to a lot of questions.
last time he had been so angry.
'Because they were nice ones. They were new Adidas trainers.
The boys ran away and Will went back into the flat. Marcus
Will bought them for me.'
was sitting on the sofa watching Countdown.
'Will who? Will, the guy who took us to lunch?'
'Who were they?'
'Yes. The guy from SPAT. He's become my friend.'
'I don't know their names,' said Marcus, his eyes on the TV
'He's become your friend?'
'They're in the class two years above me at school.'
Marcus was right — his mum had lots of questions, but she
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19. asked them in a very boring way. She just repeated the last thing 'I know he's taking some time to get used to his new school,
he said, made it into a question and shouted. but . . . '
'I go round to his flat after school.' Will laughed. 'Oh, yes. And after a couple of weeks he'll be
'YOU G O R O U N D T O HIS FLAT A F T E R S C H O O L ? ' OK? When they've stopped stealing his shoes and following him
'Well, you see, he doesn't really have a kid.' home from school, everything will be great.'
' H E D O E S N ' T REALLY HAVE A KID?' That was wrong. They were all mad. 'I don't think so,' said
When the questions had finished, he was in a lot of trouble, Marcus. 'It's going to take more than a couple of weeks.'
although probably not as much trouble as Will. Marcus put his 'It's OK, I know,' said Will. 'I was joking.'
old shoes back on, and then he and his mother went straight to Marcus didn't think there was much to joke about in the
Will's flat. Will opened the door and Fiona immediately started situation. But he was very pleased that Will understood what was
shouting at him about SPAT and his imaginary son. At first Will happening to him at school. He'd only known Will for a short
looked embarrassed — he had no answers to her questions, so he time, and he'd known his mother all his life. So why could Will
stood there staring at the floor. But as it continued, he started to understand, and his mother couldn't? But now his mother
get angry too. understood too, because Will had told her.
'Why do you invite twelve-year-old boys round to tea-parties 'You're not going to Will's again,' Fiona said to Marcus on the
in your flat after school?' asked Fiona. bus on the way home. 'If you've got anything to say, you say it to
Will looked at her. 'Are you suggesting what I think you're me. If you need new clothes, I'll get them.'
suggesting?' He went red in the face and started shouting very 'But you don't know what I need. I don't know what I need.
loudly. 'Your son invites himself round here. Sometimes he's Only Will knows. He knows what kids wear.'
followed by other kids who attack him. I could leave him 'We don't need that kind of person. We're doing all right our
outside, but I let him in for his own safety. I won't do it again. way. Marcus, I've been your mother for twelve years. I do know
Now, if you've finished, you can both get out of here.' what I'm doing.'
'I haven't finished yet, actually. Why did you buy him a pair of Marcus didn't think either of them was doing all right. He
expensive trainers?' wondered if his mother had a kind of plan for him. In the next
'Because . . . because look at him.' few days he began to notice the way she talked to him. He was
'What's wrong with him?' interested in everything she said about what he should watch on
Will looked at her. 'You really don't know, do you? Marcus is TV or listen to or read or eat.
being eaten alive at school by the other kids. He gets bullied She had always said it was important to talk about things, and
every day.' that she wanted him to think for himself. They had often
'Marcus is doing fine,' his mother said. discussed what was bad about fashion and modern pop music
Marcus couldn't believe she'd said that. He wasn't doing fine; and computer games. But if she didn't like what he said, she
his mum was being blind and stupid and crazy. argued with him until he agreed with her. But he hadn't agreed,
'You're joking,' said Will. really; he'd just lost the argument.
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20. 'I've been thinking for myself,' he said,'and I want to go round sleep with her. But conversations with her were never dull.
to Will's flat after school.'
'I've always been worried about Marcus not having a father
'No. He's a rich guy who doesn't work, who tells lies, and around,' said Fiona. 'But he's always told me it didn't matter.
who . . . '
Then, when I said I didn't want him to see you, he said he
'He understands about school. He bought me those trainers. needed a father.'
He knows things.' He was getting annoyed. 'I'm thinking for 'He said that because he wanted to win the argument. Never
myself and . . . it doesn't work. You always win.' trust a human male when he talks about his feelings.'
'Marcus, it's not enough to tell me you're thinking for 'Really? Well, maybe it's best if he doesn't see you.'
yourself. You've got to show me too. Give me a good reason why 'What do you want me to do if he rings the doorbell?'
you want to go round to Will's.'
'Don't let him in.'
Marcus gave her a reason. It wasn't the right reason, and he felt 'Right.'
bad saying it because it made her cry. But it was a good reason Marcus was waiting for Fiona at home. He didn't like the idea
and he won the argument. of his mum talking to Will because he'd stopped believing that
'Because I need a father.'
he and his mum and Will and Ned were going to live together in
Will's flat. Ned didn't exist, and Will and Fiona didn't like each
other very much.
Chapter 6 Ellie When Fiona came back, he looked at her face to see if she was
angry or depressed, but she seemed OK.
Will hadn't seen Marcus for a week and hadn't thought about 'Did you have a good time?'
him much. He preferred watching Countdown alone anyway.
'It was OK. But you're not going round there again. He's not
Then Fiona phoned.
going to answer the door. He told me.'
'Marcus seems to think he needs an adult male in his life. Like Marcus wasn't worried. He knew how loudly Will's doorbell
a father. He talked about you.'
rang inside the flat, and he knew he could ring it for a very long
'Listen, Fiona, I definitely don't need a son in my life. Why
time.
doesn't he use his own father as a father?'
'His father lives in Cambridge. It's a long way'
'You told me not to see Marcus again. Fine. I told you I didn't Fiona had made a complaint to the school about Marcus's new
want to see Marcus again. And now you're telling me . . . I don't trainers being stolen, so he had to go and see the head teacher,
understand.'
Mrs Morrison. He was waiting outside her office when a girl
'Listen,' said Fiona. 'Can we meet tomorrow night for a drink called Ellie McCrae came and sat down next to him. Ellie was
to discuss all this?' fifteen and she was famous in the school. She wore a lot of black
They met in a quiet pub. Will had never been alone with Fiona eye make-up and cut her own hair, and she was always in trouble,
before. He didn't find her attractive and he certainly didn't want to usually for something serious.
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21. They sat in silence for a time, then Marcus thought he'd try to 'Maybe you haven't tried hard enough.'
talk to Ellie. His mum was always saying he should talk to people Marcus stood up to go. He'd had enough. She wasn't going to
at school. be helpful because she didn't like him. Nobody at this school
'Hello, Ellie.' liked him and he didn't understand why.
'How does a little boy like you know my name?' 'Sit down, Marcus. I haven't finished with you.'
'You're famous.' He knew this was a mistake immediately. 'But I've finished with you.'
'What am I famous for?' He had never been rude to a teacher before and he was very
'Don't know.' surprised at himself. He walked out of Mrs Morrison's office, and
'Yes, you do. I'm famous because I'm always in trouble. Do out of the school.
you know what I'm in trouble for this time? It's this sweatshirt. Marcus was walking slowly along Upper Street when Will saw
They don't want me to wear it, and I don't want to take it off, so him. Will was driving back from the supermarket, listening to
there's going to be an argument.' loud music in his car. What was Marcus doing out of school at
Marcus looked at Ellie's sweatshirt. It had a picture on it of a two o'clock in the afternoon, he wondered.
guy with long blond hair, big eyes and half a beard. At exactly 4.15 that afternoon, right in the middle of
'Who's that?' he asked politely. Countdown, Marcus rang his doorbell. At first Will didn't answer,
'Don't you know? It's Kirk O'Bane.' but Marcus rang and rang. Will turned off the TV and put on
'Oh, yes.' Marcus had never heard of Kirk O'Bane, but that some music by the pop group Nirvana, hoping that Marcus
wasn't surprising — he'd never heard of anybody. 'What does he would go away. But Marcus didn't stop ringing the bell, so finally
do?' - Will opened the door and let him in.
'He's a footballer. He plays for Manchester United.' 'You shouldn't be here.'
'Does he?' Marcus thought that the guy on Ellie's sweatshirt 'I came to ask you something. I want you to take me and a
looked more like a singer than a footballer. Footballers weren't
friend to a football match.'
sad, usually, and this man looked sad.
'You don't like football.'
Just then Mrs Morrison's door opened and two young kids 'I do now,' said Marcus. 'I like Manchester United. And I like a
came out. 'Come in, Marcus,' said Mrs Morrison. player called Kirk O'Bane. He's got long blond hair and a beard.'
Marcus's talk with Mrs Morrison didn't go very well. She 'Marcus, there isn't a player called O'Bane who plays for
asked him about the boys who stole his trainers and he said he Manchester United. I know all the players and there's nobody
didn't know who they were. This wasn't true, of course, but he with long blond hair and a beard. There was a player called
didn't want any more trouble from them.
O'Kane who played for Nottingham about twenty-five years
'Marcus, if the other kids are bullying you, why don't you just ago. What lessons did you have this afternoon?'
keep out of their way?' Marcus looked at him, trying to work out why he was asking
Marcus was annoyed. Did she think he was stupid? Did she the question. 'History, and then . . . umm . . . '
think he went looking for trouble? 'I have tried,' he said. 'Marcus, I saw you this afternoon.'
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22. 'What, in school?' noticed that he had been absent the afternoon before, so he
'Well, I didn't see you in school, did I? Because you weren't didn't get into trouble. In the morning break he found Ellie and a
there. I drove past you on Upper Street.' friend from her class, Zoe, by the drinks machine. Ellie was
'It was Mrs Morrison's fault. The head teacher. She told me to wearing her Kurt Cobain sweatshirt.
keep out of their way — the boys who stole my trainers.' Marcus 'Kurt Cobain doesn't play for Manchester United,' he told her.
began to get upset, and to speak more quickly. 'They followed 'He plays . . . he sings ... for Nirvana. A friend of mine has got
me! How can I keep out of their way if they follow me?' one of their CDs. Nevermind.'
'All right, Marcus, calm down. Did you tell her that?' 'Thanks for telling me,' said Ellie and laughed. 'What year's
'Of course. But she didn't take any notice.' your friend in? I didn't think anyone in this school liked Nirvana.
'Right. So go home and tell your mum this. It's no good And what do you think of them?'
telling me.'
'He's left school. He's quite old. And I don't know what I
'I'm not telling her. She's got enough problems without me. think of Nirvana.' Will had played him some of their music the
Why can't you go and see her? Mrs Morrison.' evening before. It had been very noisy with a lot of shouting, but
'You're joking. Listen, Marcus. I'm not your father, or your there had been some quiet bits too. He didn't think he would
uncle, or any member of your family. No head teacher is going to ever like it as much as Joni Mitchell or Mozart, but he could
take any notice of what I say. You've got to stop thinking I know understand why Ellie might like it.
the answer to anything, because I don't.' 'It's a bit noisy,' said Marcus, 'but the picture on the cover is
'You know about things. You knew about the trainers. And very interesting.' It was a picture of a baby, swimming after a
you know about Kirk O'Bane. The footballer.' dollar note. Will had said something about the picture, but he
Suddenly Will realized who Marcus was talking about. 'It's not couldn't remember what it was. 'I think the cover has a meaning.
Kirk O'Bane, you fool, it's Kurt Cobain. The singer with Nirvana.' Something about society.'
'I thought he must be a singer,' said Marcus. 'I didn't know Ellie and Zoe looked at each other and laughed.
about him, and my mum wouldn't either, but you did. You see, 'You're very funny,' said Zoe. 'Who are you?'
you know things. You can help.' 'Marcus.'
It was then, for the first time, that Will understood the kind of 'Cool name,' said Zoe, and they laughed again. 'See you
help that Marcus needed. Fiona had given him the idea that
around, Marcus.'
Marcus needed an adult male in his life, but that was wrong.
It was the longest conversation he'd had with anyone at school
Marcus needed help to be a kid. And, unfortunately for Will, that
for weeks. Later, he told Will about Ellie.
was exactly the kind of help that he could give. Will couldn't tell
'Can I invite her round to your flat?' he asked.
Marcus how to grow up, or how to cope with a mother who
'I'm not sure she'd come, Marcus. How old is she? Fifteen? I'm
wanted to kill herself. But he could certainly tell him that Kurt
Cobain wasn't a footballer. not sure fifteen-year-old girls want to go around with twelve-
year-old boys. She probably has a 25-year-old boyfriend who
Marcus went back to school the following day. Nobody had
rides a Harley Davidson.'
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23. Marcus hadn't thought of that. 'I don't want to go out with Marcus felt very proud as he walked through the school
her. She wouldn't be interested in someone like me. But we can with Ellie and Zoe. The other kids, and even the teachers,
come round here and listen to your Nirvana CDs, can't we?' stared at them in surprise. When they got to Ellie's classroom,
'She's probably heard them already.' Ellie made him stand outside. He could hear her shouting to
Marcus was getting annoyed with Will. Why didn't he want the other kids.
him to make friends? 'OK, forget it then.' 'OK, listen, everybody. I want you to meet Marcus. He's the
'I'm sorry, Marcus. I'm glad you spoke to Ellie today. But a only other person in the whole school who likes Kurt Cobain.
two-minute conversation with someone who's laughing at Come in, Marcus.'
you . . . I'm not sure this relationship is going to last.'
He walked in, and everybody laughed when they saw him.
Marcus wasn't listening. Ellie and her friend had said he was Ellie and Zoe stood beside him and Marcus felt great.
funny, and he'd made them laugh. That had made him feel good,
and he knew he could make them laugh again. The next day he
saw them again by the drinks machine. Chapter 7 Christmas at Fiona's
'Ellie, how old is your boyfriend?' The girls laughed and
Marcus felt happy. 'My friend Will said he's probably about Will was feeling depressed. It was only 19 November, but he
twenty-five and rides a Harley Davidson.' had heard his dad's Christmas song in a supermarket that
'He's a hundred and two,' said Ellie. 'How old's your girlfriend? morning.
She probably wants to kill me, doesn't she?' Will hated Christmas: people knocked on his door, singing the
'I haven't got one,' said Marcus, and the girls laughed again. song he hated more than any other song in the world, and
They were laughing all the time now. expected him to give them money. His dad had hated Christmas
Ellie and Zoe came looking for Marcus at lunchtime. He was too, but for a different reason: it reminded him of how badly he
at his desk eating sandwiches when they came into his classroom, had failed in his life. His famous Christmas song was the only
calling his name. Almost every kid in the room stopped what successful song he had ever written. At Christmas, Will's dad had
they were doing and turned round. You could see what they always got depressed and angry and drunk a lot, so it had never
were thinking: Ellie and Marcus? Even Nicky and Mark, who been a very happy time for Will.
hadn't spoken to him for weeks, looked up from their Gameboy. Since his parents had died, Will had usually spent the holiday
'What are you all staring at? Marcus is our friend, aren't you, with friends, or girlfriends' families, but this year he had no plans.
Marcus? Let's go to our classroom. You don't want to stay here There was no girlfriend, and so there were no girlfriend's parents.
with these boring little kids, do you?' He decided that he would sit at home and watch old films on TV
Some of the kids turned red, but nobody said anything. and get drunk, but that didn't seem very Christmassy.
Nobody wanted to argue with Ellie. They watched as Marcus He thought about spending Christmas Day with a family —
walked from his desk to where Ellie and Zoe were standing. not his family, because he didn't have one, but a family. He
When he got there, Ellie gave him a kiss. definitely didn't want to spend Christmas with Marcus and
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24. Fiona, though — eating vegetarian food, not watching TV, singing 'Oh,' Lindsey said. She and her mum and Clive looked at Will
Christmas songs with his eyes closed. But the next afternoon with interest, but he just smiled.
Marcus came round and invited Will to spend Christmas with Clive gave Marcus some computer games and CDs and
them sweatshirts. But Fiona's presents to Marcus weren't very
'Ummm,' said Will. 'That's . . . very kind of you.' interesting at all, Will thought — books, and a hairy jumper, and
'But you're coming?' some piano music. But Marcus was really pleased with them, and
'I don't know.' for the first time Will understood that Marcus was a good kid.
'Why not?' He didn't need expensive presents to be happy.
'Because They had lunch and then watched TV. Marcus was happy and
'Don't you want to come?' Will felt very relaxed. But later in the afternoon Suzie arrived
'Yes, of course I do, b u t . . . what about your mum?' with Megan. Fiona had told her that Will didn't really have a
'She'll be there too.' two-year-old son called Ned, but Will hadn't seen Suzie since
'Yes, I know. But she wouldn't want me there.' then and now he felt really embarrassed and ashamed. He stood
'I've already spoken to her about it. I said I wanted to invite a up, and then he sat down again, and then he stood up again and
friend, and she said OK. She guessed it was you. I haven't got any said he had to go.
other friends.' 'Don't be so silly, Will,' said Fiona.
'All right,' Will said at last. 'I'd love to spend Christmas with So Will sat down again and Suzie sat next to him, but she
you, Marcus.' refused to speak to him.
When he arrived at Marcus and Fiona's flat on Christmas Day, Megan went over to the Christmas tree and Fiona handed her
he was pleased to find other people there too. There was a present. 'This is for you, Megan,' she said.
Marcus's dad Clive, and his girlfriend Lindsey, and his girlfriend's Megan stood holding her present and looked around the
mum, all sitting in a line on the sofa. Will was very surprised that room. Then she walked over to Will and tried to give it to him.
Fiona and Clive were still friendly although their relationship had Will didn't move.
finished some time ago. The people in SPAT hadn't been like 'Well, take it from her, you fool,' said Suzie.
that about their broken relationships — they had been angry and 'It's not my present,' said Will, but Megan continued to hold it
unhappy. out until he reached for it. 'Now what?' he said.
Will gave Marcus a CD of Nevermind and a Kurt Cobain 'Open it with her,' said Suzie.
T-shirt, and Marcus gave Will a book of Countdown quizzes. Will helped Megan open the present. It was a plastic musical
Fiona gave Will The Single Parent's Guide as a joke. toy. They both looked at it.
'What's the joke?' asked Lindsey. 'Now play with her,' Suzie said angrily. 'It's easy to see that you
'Nothing,' said Will quickly. don't know anything about kids. But you should learn. It would
'Will pretended to have a kid so he could join a single parents' be useful to you in your kind of work.'
group,' Marcus told her. 'What is your kind of work?' asked Lindsey politely.
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25. 'He doesn't do anything,' Marcus said. 'His dad wrote a famous Chapter 8 Falling
song and he earns a million pounds a minute.'
'He pretends he has a child so he can join single parents' Will met a woman called Rachel at a party on New Year's Eve,*
groups and meet single mothers,' said Suzie. and fell in love with her. He'd never wanted to fall in love
'Yes, but he doesn't get paid for that,' said Marcus. because he'd always thought of it as a very unpleasant experience.
Will stood up again, but this time he didn't sit down. 'Thanks
He had watched it happen to friends, and had seen them lose
for the lunch,' he said. 'I'm going home now.'
weight and sleep and become unhappy. He was sure that Rachel
'Suzie has a right to be angry with you,' Fiona said. was going to make him very unhappy, because he didn't think
'Yes, and now I have a right to go home.' she would find him interesting.
'But I don't want him to go yet,' said Marcus suddenly. 'He's Rachel was beautiful and intelligent and she did drawings for
my friend. I invited him. I should be able to tell him when he children's books. She sat down next to Will at dinner and asked
goes home. Why is everyone being so horrible to him? He only him questions, but he couldn't think of anything to say. Most
pretended to have a kid for a couple of weeks. That's nothing. people at the party worked in television, or had other interesting
Kids at school do worse than that every day.' jobs, but Will didn't have a job and he hadn't done anything
'Yes, but Will isn't a kid,' said Suzie. interesting with his life. He watched Countdown and drove
'Yes, but he's behaved better since then. He never wanted me around listening to Nirvana.
round his flat every day. I just went. And he bought me those The most interesting thing about his life, Will suddenly
shoes and he listens when I say I'm having a bad time at school.
realized, was Marcus. He could see that Rachel was quickly
And he knew who Kirk O'Bane was.'
losing interest in him. She had begun to talk to the person sitting
'Kurt Cobain,' said Will.
on her other side and they were having a conversation about pop
'And you all do wrong things too sometimes,' said Marcus. 'I music. Rachel was saying that to her Nirvana sounded just like
mean . . . ' He had to be careful here. He knew he couldn't say the sixties group Led Zeppelin.
anything about the hospital or Fiona. 'I mean, how did I first
'I know a twelve-year-old boy who would kill you for saying
become friends with Will?'
that,' said Will. It wasn't true, of course. Marcus had only just
'You threw a great big loaf of bread at a duck's head and killed started listening to Nirvana, and he didn't know anything about
it,' said Will.
Led Zeppelin. But Rachel was interested.
Suzie and Fiona started laughing.
'So do I,' she said. 'Maybe they should meet. What's yours
'Is that true, Marcus?' asked his father.
called?'
'There was something wrong with it,' Marcus said. 'I think it He's not mine exactly, Will thought. 'Marcus.'
was going to die anyway.'
'Mine's Ali.'
Suzie and Fiona laughed even more. The three people on the
'Right.'
sofa looked shocked. Will sat down again.
* New Year's Eve: 31 December; the day before New Year's Day
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26. 'And is Marcus's mother here tonight?' 'What do you mean, you're really interested in her? Why is
'Ummm . . . ' Will looked up and down the table. 'No.' It she so interesting?'
wasn't a lie! Fiona wasn't there. 'I fancy this woman, Marcus. I want to go out with her. I want
'You're not spending New Year's Eve with her?' her to be my girlfriend.'
'No. We . . . er . . . don't live together.' This wasn't a lie either. He At last Marcus turned away from the video machine and
didn't live with Fiona, he had never lived with Fiona and he never looked at Will, his eyes shining. 'Really?'
intended to live with her in the future. 'How about Ali's dad?'
'Yes, really.' Will wanted Rachel to be his wife, his lover, the
'He lives in America.'
centre of his world.
'Right.'
'How do you know you want her to be your girlfriend?'
Rachel started to talk about Ali's father and Will listened. He 'I don't know. I just feel it.'
was very good at listening when a woman told him how badly 'Oh,' said Marcus. 'Well, I feel the same about Ellie. I want her
her ex-husband had behaved. He had heard the same story many to be my girlfriend.'
times from the women in SPAT.
'You want Ellie to be your girlfriend? Not just a friend?'
At midnight Will and Rachel kissed, and at half-past twelve, 'Well,' said Marcus, 'I want to be with her all the time. And I
just before Rachel left, they arranged for Marcus and Ali to meet want to tell her things before I tell anyone, even you or mum.
and compare computer games and CDs.
And I don't want her to have another boyfriend.'
Now Will had a problem. He had allowed Rachel to believe So Marcus agreed to help Will. Will called Rachel and Rachel
that he had a twelve-year-old son because it made him more
invited them to lunch the following Saturday. Marcus came
interesting. He was going to have to talk to Marcus, and he knew
round to Will's flat just after midday. He was wearing the hairy
the conversation would be difficult. So he took Marcus out to a
juniper that he got from Fiona for Christmas and a pair of bright
place full of video machines.
yellow trousers. Will looked cool: he was wearing his favourite
'I want you to pretend to be my son,' he said.
shirt and a black leather jacket.
'But why?' asked Marcus. 'I don't understand.'
'Listen,' said Marcus in the car on the way over to Rachel's
'Because I've met a woman who thinks you're my son.'
place. 'If you're my dad, you should know some things about me.
'Why don't you tell her I'm not your son?'
'No.' When's my birthday?'
'I don't know.'
W h y not? I'll tell her if you like. I don't mind.' 'August the nineteenth. And what's my favourite food?'
'That's very kind of you, Marcus, but it wouldn't help.' 'Tell me.'
Marcus was busy playing one of the video games. 'Why not? 'Pizza. And where did I go on my first trip abroad?'
I don't understand.'
'France.'
'Marcus, listen. I'm really interested in this woman. I let her 'No, Spain. And who's my mum?'
believe you were my son because that's the only reason she might 'What?' The question was such an important one that Will
be interested in me.'
couldn't think what to say. 'Your mum's your mum.'
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27. 'So you were married to my mum and then you separated. 'If your dad goes out with my mum, you're dead.'
Are you worried about that? Am I?' 'Oh, he's all right,' said Marcus.
The questions seemed so silly that both Marcus and Will Ali stared at him. 'I don't care if he's all right. I don't want him
began to laugh. They laughed and laughed, and couldn't stop. going out with my mum. So I don't want to see you or him
Rachel lived in a tall, thin house full of books and old round here ever again, OK?'
furniture and photographs. It had a warm, welcoming feel, very 'Can I use the computer? What games have you got?' Marcus
different from Will's cool modern flat.
said, trying to change the subject.
'Come in, both of you,' Rachel said. 'Come and meet Ali.' She 'Are you listening to me?'
shouted up the stairs: 'Ali!' No reply. 'ALI!' Still no reply. She 'Yes, but . . . I'm not sure there's very much I can do at the
looked at Will. 'He's got his headphones on. Shall we go up?' moment. We've come for lunch, and Will . . . that's my dad, but I
They went upstairs. Ali's bedroom was typical of a twelve- call him Will . . . he's talking to your mum downstairs and he's
year-old boy, with large pictures of singers and sexy actresses on really keen on her, and who knows? She might be keen on him,
the wall. Ali was bent over his computer with his headphones so . . . '
on, and didn't hear them come in. His mother touched him on 'SHE'S N O T K E E N ON H I M ! ' Ali suddenly shouted.
the shoulder and he jumped. 'SHE'S ONLY K E E N O N ME!'
'Oh, hi. Sorry.' Ali stood up and Will immediately saw that Ali Marcus was beginning to realize that Ali was crazy, and he
and Marcus were very different. Ali was cool, with fashionable wasn't sure what to do about it. He thought it would be
boots and trousers, long hair and even an earring. His face dangerous to stay in Ali's room. He could go downstairs and join
seemed to darken when he saw Marcus's yellow trousers and Will and Rachel, but he would have to explain that Ali was
hairy jumper.
crazy, and that would be really embarrassing. He decided to run
'Marcus — Ali, Ali — Marcus,' said Rachel. 'Do you guys want downstairs and out of the front door, and get a bus home.
to stay up here?'
He was standing at a bus stop when Will drove up beside him
Marcus looked at Will. 'Yes,' he said, and for a moment Will and told him to get into the car.
loved him.
'What are you doing?' asked Will angrily. 'What happened
'OK,' said Ali, but he didn't sound very enthusiastic.
upstairs?'
Marcus knew the lunch with Rachel was very important to
'Ali's crazy. He said he'd kill me if you went out with Rachel.
Will, and he wanted to help as much as possible. He also thought
And I believed him. He's really frightening. Where are we going
that if he helped Will with Rachel, then Will might help him
now?'
with Ellie. But Ali never gave him a chance.
It was raining now and the streets were full of traffic and
'It isn't going to happen,' he said when Rachel and Will had
people out shopping. Everywhere Marcus looked, there were
gone downstairs.
people with long, wet hair.
'No?' said Marcus, although he didn't know what Ali was
talking about. 'Back to Rachel's.'
'I don't want to go back there. She'll think I'm stupid.'
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28. 'She won't. She thought something like this might happen. was his son. So he told her the truth one evening when they
She said Ali could be difficult sometimes. Anyway, he's crying were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant.
like a three-year-old child.' 'Oh,' said Rachel. 'So who's his natural father?'
'Really?' Suddenly Marcus felt better. He was quite happy to 'It's a guy called Clive who lives in Cambridge.'
go back to Rachel's, he decided. 'Right. And are you friendly with him?'
'Ali has got something to say to you, Marcus,' said Rachel 'Yes. We spent Christmas together, actually.'
when they walked in.
'So . . . if you're not Marcus's natural father, and you don't live
'Sorry, Marcus,' said Ali. 'I didn't mean to say those things.' with him . . . how is he your son?'
Marcus wasn't sure if he believed Ali. How could you say that 'Yes,' said Will. 'It must look very confusing from the outside.'
you were going to kill someone by mistake? But Ali was crying, 'Tell me how it is on the inside.'
and that made Marcus feel generous. 'It's just that kind of relationship. I'm old enough to be his
'That's OK, Ali,' he said. father, he's old enough to be my son . . . '
Rachel made Ali and Marcus shake hands. 'Did you ever live with Marcus's mother?'
'Ali finds this kind of thing very difficult,' she said. 'No. Listen, I never actually said he was my son. The words "I
Will smiled. 'It's OK,' he said gently, and Rachel looked at him
have a son called Marcus" never passed my lips. That's what you
and smiled back. Suddenly Marcus could see why nice, attractive
chose to believe.'
women like Rachel and Suzie might like Will. He had a way of
'You mean . . . I wanted to believe you had a son, so I just
looking at them that he had never used on Marcus — there was
imagined it? I'm the one who was imagining things?' Clearly
something in his eyes, a kind of softness. Would Ellie like him if
Rachel thought that Will was crazy. But he felt she was
he did that? She'd probably hit him.
beginning to see the funny side of the situation too. 'But what
'My last boyfriend was . . . anyway, he and Ali didn't like each about Marcus? You didn't just hire him for the afternoon. There's
other. I'm sorry, I'm not comparing you to him. I have no idea some kind of relationship there.'
whether . . . I mean, I don't know, I just thought on New Year's So Will told her everything about Marcus. Nearly everything
Eve . . . oh, this is so embarrassing. It's all your fault, Ali. We
anyway; he didn't tell her that he'd first met Marcus because he'd
shouldn't have to talk about this now.'
joined SPAT. He didn't think she would understand about SPAT.
'It's OK,' said Marcus brightly. 'Will really fancies you. He told She might think he had some kind of problem.
me.'
Rachel invited him back to her flat after the meal and they sat
drinking coffee out of big blue cups.
'Why did you think Marcus would make you more
Chapter 9 Depressions
interesting?' she asked.
'Was I more interesting?'
Will wanted to spend the rest of his life with Rachel, and he
'Yes, I suppose you were.'
knew that he couldn't continue pretending to her that Marcus
'Why?'
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29. 'Because . . . you really want to know the truth? Because you Thursday afternoon and they were in Will's kitchen, making
seemed to be a shallow kind of person. You didn't do anything; toast.
you didn't seem to care about anything or have much to say — 'Oh,' said Will. 'Are you worried about it?'
and then when you said you had a kid . . . ' 'Of course. She's the same now as she was before. Worse.' That
'I didn't actually say . . . ' wasn't true. Nothing could be worse than the last time, but he
'I realized that I'd made a mistake about you. And I had made wanted to make sure Will knew it was serious.
a mistake. You do care about Marcus, and you understand him, 'So what are you going to do?'
and you worry about him. You're not the shallow kind of guy I
Marcus had thought that Will would help him. That's what he
thought you were.'
wanted. Wasn't that what friends were for?
Will knew that Rachel was trying to make him feel better 'What am I going to do? What are you going to do?'
about everything, but he still felt bad. He'd known Marcus for 'What am I going to do?' Will laughed, and then remembered
only a few months, so what about the thirty-six years before that? that the situation wasn't funny. 'Marcus, I can't do anything.'
And he didn't want to be interesting only because of his
'You could talk to her.'
relationship with Marcus. He wanted to be interesting for 'Why should she listen to me? Who am I? Nobody.'
himself.
'You're not nobody. You're . . . '
Will was in love with Rachel and everything had changed. For 'You come round here for a cup of tea after school, but that
the first time in his life he wanted to be deeply involved with doesn't mean I can make your mum feel better. I know I can't.'
someone.
'I thought we were friends.'
• 'Yes, Marcus, we're friends. But I'm not your dad, I'm not your
uncle, and I'm not your big brother. I can tell you who Kurt
Three or four weeks passed. Marcus saw Will, and he saw Ellie Cobain is and what trainers to get, and that's all. Do you
and Zoe at school. Will bought him some new glasses, and took understand?'
him to have his hair cut, and played him some music by singers 'Yes.'
who he liked and Ellie didn't hate. He felt that he was changing,
But on the way home, Marcus thought about the way Will
in his own body and in his head, and then his mum started crying
had said, 'Do you understand?' to end the conversation. He knew
again.
teachers said that, and parents said that, but he didn't think
Just like before, there didn't seem to be any reason for it. friends said that.
Finally, she started crying at breakfast again and Marcus knew
He wasn't really surprised about Will. He thought of Ellie as
that things were serious and that they were in trouble.
his best friend more than Will — not just because he loved her
But one thing had changed for Marcus. When she had started
and wanted to go out with her, but because she was always nice
crying at breakfast before, he had been alone. Now he had Will
to him. Ellie had told him that she knew about his mum trying
and Ellie.
to kill herself. Ellie's mum was a friend of Suzie's, and Suzie had
'My mum's started crying again,' he said to Will. It was a
told her.
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30. But the next day, when Marcus went to find Ellie in her about your mum. It's OK. She's not like Kurt. She's not going to
classroom at breaktime, she didn't seem very pleased to see him.
try to kill herself again.'
Zoe was sitting next to her, holding her hand.
He paused for a moment, then unlocked the door and looked
'What's happened?' he asked.
'Haven't you heard?' out. 'How do you know?'
'Because you're right about him. He's not a real person.'
Marcus hated it when people said that to him because he
never had. 'I don't think so.' 'You're only saying that to make me feel better.'
'Kurt Cobain.' 'OK, he's a real person. But he's a different kind of real person.
'What about him?' He's like James Dean and Marilyn Monroe and Jimi Hendrix and
all those people. He's not like your mum. You think I know
'He tried to kill himself. He took a lot of pills.'
'Is he all right?' things, but I don't. I don't know why Kurt Cobain feels like he
does, or why your mum feels like she does. And I don't know
'I think so. They pumped his stomach.'
'Good.' what it feels like to be you. Quite frightening, I should think.'
'Yes.' Marcus started to cry then. It wasn't noisy crying — his
'Nothing's good,' said Ellie. 'He'll do it, you know, in the end.
eyes just filled with tears and they ran down his face — but it
They always do. He wants to die. It wasn't a cry for help. He hates
this world.' was still embarrassing. He'd never thought he'd cry in front of
Ellie.
Marcus suddenly felt sick. He'd imagined having a conversation She came in and put her arm round him. 'Don't listen to me.
with Ellie about his mum, and Ellie making him feel better, but it
You know more than I do. You should be telling me things.'
wasn't like that at all.
They sat on the hot water pipes together in silence, moving
'How do you know?'
when they got too hot, and waited until they felt like going back
'You don't know him,' said Ellie.
into the world.
'You don't know him,' Marcus shouted. 'He's not even a real
person. He's just a singer. He's just someone on a sweatshirt. It's •
not like he's anyone's mum.'
Will knew that he should do something about Fiona and that
'No, but he's someone's dad,' said Ellie. 'He's got a beautiful he'd behaved badly towards Marcus. He was older than Marcus,
little girl and he still wants to die.'
he knew more . . . He should get involved, help the kid, look
Marcus was very upset. He turned round and ran out. Did his
after him.
mum feel the same way as Kurt Cobain? He went to the boys'
But he didn't want to have a conversation with Fiona about
toilets and shut himself inside the end toilet because it had hot
her depression. She would ask him what the meaning of life was
water pipes running along the wall and you could sit on them.
— ask him why she should go on living. And Will couldn't tell
After a few minutes someone came in and started kicking on the
door. her what the meaning was, because he didn't know. But Fiona
was lost and unhappy, and if he told her that life had no meaning,
'Are you in there, Marcus?' said Ellie. 'I'm sorry. I'd forgotten she might actually kill herself.
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31. He decided to talk to Rachel about Fiona. They were in That made Marcus angry. He went and sat in his room. Why
Rachel's kitchen, making coffee. had his dad never had a big think about his life before? And why
'A few years ago I got very depressed,' said Rachel, 'and I did he only want to see his son when he'd broken his arm? What
thought about killing myself, like Fiona. But I always thought I about all the hundreds of days when his arm was all right, and
would do it tomorrow, never today. There were always a lot of Marcus had heard nothing from him?
reasons to continue living; there were too many things that I'd He went downstairs again. 'I'm not going,' he told his mum.
started but hadn't finished, and I wanted to see what happened.' 'He makes me sick.'
'Fiona must have things like that too.' But the next day, when he told Ellie about his dad, he began
'I don't know,' said Rachel. 'Perhaps she doesn't. Why don't I to change his mind.
talk to her?'
'You should go and see him,' said Ellie. 'Tell him what you
'You? She doesn't know you.'
think of him. I'll come with you, if you like.'
'It doesn't matter. And maybe you could learn to help her too, Marcus thought how nice it would be to have a whole hour
if I showed you how. It's not so bad.'
with Ellie on the train to Cambridge.
'OK,' said Will, but he didn't want to think about Fiona just at 'Will you come with me really, Ellie?'
that moment. He couldn't remember ever feeling as happy as he
'Yes, of course. If you want me to. It would be fun. I'll know
did with Rachel.
what to say to him.'
Marcus didn't stop to think about what Ellie was going to say
Chapter 10 A Trip to Cambridge to his father. He'd worry about that later.
'So shall we go next week, then?' It was nearly Easter, and they
It was spring and the days were getting longer. Now Marcus was were on holiday from school next week, so they could stay in
able to walk home from Will's flat in the late afternoon sunshine. Cambridge for the night if they wanted to.
He began to feel better about things. Then his dad fell down 'Yes. Cool. We'll have a great time.'
some steps and broke his arm. Marcus and Ellie arranged to meet at King's Cross station in
'You'll have to go up to Cambridge and see him,' said his mum. north London, where they would catch the train to Cambridge.
'I'm not going while you're like this.' Fiona wanted to come to the station with him, but he didn't
'Like what?' want her to see Ellie.
'Crying all the time.' 'It would be too sad,' he told her. 'I don't want to say goodbye
'I'm OK. Well, I'm not OK, but I'm not going to do anything to you there.'
silly. I promise.' So Fiona and Marcus walked from their flat to Holloway
'But why do I have to go and see him?' Road underground station and said goodbye in the entrance.
'He was asking for you. He's lucky he didn't hurt himself Fiona gave Marcus an enormous hug, while everyone around
really badly. Maybe he's having a big think about his life.' them watched.
The underground train wasn't crowded. It was the middle of
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32. the afternoon and there was only one other person in the same their eyes and then other people led them around and made sure
part of the train, an old guy reading a newspaper. He was looking that they didn't hurt themselves.'
at the back page, so Marcus could see the front. 'Marcus, have you gone mad?'
The photo seemed so familiar that for a moment he thought it 'I'm going to guide you to the train through all these people,
was a picture of someone he knew, like a member of the family. and then you'll trust me for ever.'
But none of his relatives had long blond hair and half a beard. 'Oh, all right.'
He knew who it was now. He saw the same picture every day Ellie closed her eyes and Marcus led her to the part of the
of the week on Ellie's sweatshirt. He felt hot all over; he didn't station where the Cambridge train was waiting. She didn't see all
even need to read the old guy's paper, but he did. the people with newspapers coming towards them. Marcus was
R O C K STAR C O B A I N DEAD, it said in big letters, and almost enjoying it, because he liked the feeling of looking after
then underneath, in smaller writing, Nirvana singer, 27, shoots Ellie.
himself. Marcus thought and felt a lot of things at the same time. 'Are we nearly there?'
He wondered whether Ellie had seen the paper yet, and how she 'Yes. The train's there waiting for us.'
would be when she found out. He wondered if his mum was 'I know why you're doing this, Marcus,' she said suddenly in a
OK, although he knew there was no connection between his
small, quiet voice. He stopped, but she continued to hold him.
mum and Kurt Cobain because his mum was a real person and
'You think I haven't seen the paper, but I have.'
Kurt Cobain wasn't.
He turned round, but she didn't open her eyes.
Then he felt confused because the newspaper had turned Kurt 'Are you OK?'
Cobain into a real person. And then he felt very sad — sad for 'Yes. Well, not really.' She felt around in her bag and got out a
Ellie, sad for Kurt Cobain's wife and little girl, sad for his mum,
bottle of vodka. 'I'm going to get drunk.'
sad for himself. And then he was at King's Cross and he had to
get off the train. He met Ellie under the information board. She
seemed normal.
Will had arranged to go to a pub in Islington with Rachel and
Everyone was carrying a newspaper, so Kurt Cobain was Fiona while Marcus was in Cambridge visiting his father. They
everywhere. There was a whole army of Kurt Cobains marching would all have a drink and a talk, then Will would leave and
towards them. Marcus didn't know what to do. He didn't want Rachel and Fiona would have another drink and a talk. Fiona
Ellie to learn that Kurt Cobain was dead. Then he had an idea. would feel better about things, and not want to kill herself. What
'Ellie,' he said suddenly. 'Do you trust me? Yes or no?' could possibly go wrong?
'What are you talking about? Of course I trust you.'
Will arrived at the pub first, got himself a drink, sat down and
'OK, then. Close your eyes and hang on to my jacket.'
lit a cigarette, and Fiona arrived soon afterwards. But Rachel
'What? Why?'
didn't come. Half an hour passed and she still hadn't arrived. Will
'I watched a programme on TV with my mum once. It was all went to phone her, but he only got through to her answer
about learning to trust someone. They made some people close machine. Then he realized the truth. She had never intended to
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33. come because she wanted Will to talk to Fiona by himself. She she hadn't been anywhere or done anything. There was no one
had said he could learn to help Fiona if she showed him how, and terrible cause of Fiona's unhappiness, or an awful dark secret in
this was what she meant. her life.
Will didn't know what to do. He went back to his seat and he They got a taxi back to Fiona's place. The taxi driver was
and Fiona sat in silence for some time. Then Fiona started to cry. listening to the radio and Will suddenly realized that it was a
At first Will tried not to take any notice of her, but he couldn't. discussion about Kurt Cobain.
He knew he would have to try and help. 'What's happened to him?' Will asked.
'What's the matter?' he asked. 'He shot himself in the head. He's dead.'
'Nothing.' Will wasn't surprised, and he was too old to be shocked. It
'That's not true, is it?' wasn't unusual for pop stars to kill themselves. But then he
'Yes, it is. Nothing's the matter — no thing. I'm just like this. I thought about Marcus and Ellie, and that worried him. What
think I probably need to talk to somebody.' would they think?
'Do you want to go and get something to eat?' said Will. 'Isn't he the singer Marcus liked?' Fiona asked him.
They went to a pizza restaurant on Upper Street. 'Yes.' Suddenly Will was afraid. He didn't know why, but he
'I'm sorry for being like this,' said Fiona. 'And for being like had a strange feeling that Marcus might be in trouble.
this with you.' 'Can I come in with you?' he asked Fiona when they arrived
Will started to make a joke, but then he thought he would try at her house. 'Perhaps Marcus has left a message on your answer
to say something serious and useful. machine. I just want to hear that he's OK.'
'I'm the one who should apologize,' he said. 'I want to help, but There was 2. message from Marcus, but he didn't sound OK.
I know I won't be able to. I haven't got the answers to anything.' He was calling from a police station in a town called Royston
'I don't need answers,' said Fiona. 'I know there's nothing you and he sounded frightened and lonely.
can do. I'm depressed. It's an illness. It just started. Well, that's not
•
true . . . there were some things that happened . . . '
Suddenly Fiona started talking about her problems. It was Ellie had started drinking vodka on the train, and Marcus was
much easier than Will had thought; he just had to listen, and ask feeling very tired. Whenever people stared at her, she started
the right questions. He'd done it before, lots of times, with Angie shouting at them and saying that she would stop the train.
and Suzie and Rachel, but that was for a reason. This was Marcus was beginning to realize that he didn't actually want
different. He didn't want to sleep with Fiona, but he did want to Ellie to be his girlfriend. She was funny and pretty and clever, but
make her feel better. she just wasn't the right kind of person for him. He needed to be
He learnt a lot of things about her. He learnt that she hadn't with someone quieter, someone who liked reading and computer
really wanted to be a mother and that sometimes she hated games. Elbe's behaviour was frightening and embarrassing.
Marcus; he learnt that she was worried about not having a 'Why does Kurt Cobain's death matter so much?' he asked her
relationship and that her last birthday had depressed her because quietly.
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34. 'I loved him.' waited for a moment, then, with a horrible sick feeling, he
'You didn't know him.' jumped off after her.
'Of course I knew him. I listen to him every day. I wear him 'What are you doing?'
on my sweatshirt every day. He understood me. He knew what I 'I don't want to go to your dad's. I don't know him.'
felt, and he sang about it.' She walked out of the station and Marcus followed her. They
Marcus tried to remember the words of some of the songs on walked up a side road and on to the High Street, past a chemist
the Nirvana CD that Will had given him for Christmas, but they and a supermarket. Then they came to a music shop with a big
didn't mean anything to him. cardboard figure of Kurt Cobain in the window.
'So how were you feeling?' 'Look at that,' said Ellie. 'That's really terrible. They're trying
'Angry.' to make money out of his death.'
'What about?' She took off one of her boots and threw it at the glass window
'Nothing. Just . . . life. Life's awful.' of the shop as hard as she could. The glass broke first time. Ellie
Marcus thought about that. He realized that Ellie spent her reached inside and took out the cardboard figure of Kurt
whole time wanting life to be awful, and making things difficult Cobain. She sat down outside the shop, holding the figure and
for herself. School was awful for her because she wore her smiling a weird little smile.
sweatshirt every day, which wasn't allowed, and because she 'Oh, Ellie. What did you do that for?'
shouted at teachers and got into fights. But why didn't she stop Once again, Marcus had the feeling that Ellie didn't have to do
doing those things? Her life wouldn't be so awful then. what she'd just done. She didn't have to make trouble for herself.
'Do you feel like shooting yourself?' Marcus asked. He was tired of her behaviour. There was enough trouble in the
'Of course. Sometimes, anyway.' world without inventing more.
Marcus looked at her. 'That's not true, Ellie.' The street had been quiet when Ellie broke the window, but
'How do you know?' the noise of breaking glass had woken Royston up. Some people
'Because I know how my mum feels. And you don't feel like ran down to see what was happening.
that. You have a nice life.' 'Right, you two. Stay there,' said a guy with long hair who
'I have an awful life.' looked like a hairdresser.
'No. I have an awful life. And my mum has an awful life. But 'We're not going anywhere, are we, Marcus?' said Ellie
you . . . I don't think so. I'll tell you, you don't feel anything like sweetly.
my mum, or Kurt Cobain. You shouldn't say that you feel like
killing yourself when you don't. It's not right.'
They sat in silence. Marcus was looking out of the window of Chapter 11 Growing Up
the train, wondering what he was going to say to his dad about
Ellie. He didn't notice that the train had pulled into Royston A police car took Marcus and Ellie to the police station. The
station. Suddenly Ellie stood up and jumped off the train. Marcus policemen were nice really. Ellie had explained that she wasn't a
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35. troublemaker or on drugs; she was angry because the owner of Ellie was his friend since they got on the train. 'He asked me to
the music shop was making money out of Kurt Cobain's death. come with him to Cambridge because he wasn't looking forward
The policemen thought this was funny and laughed, which made to talking to you.'
Ellie even more angry. Marcus put his head in his hands. He was suddenly very, very
When they got to the police station, they were taken into a tired. He didn't want to be with any of these people.
little room and a policewoman came in and started talking to 'I suppose you think all this is my fault,' said Clive. 'If I had
them. She asked them their ages and addresses, and what they stayed with your mother, you wouldn't be in trouble.'
were doing in Royston. Marcus tried to explain about his dad 'What are you talking about?' said Marcus. 'What's happened?
and the big think and Kurt Cobain and the vodka. But the I just got off a train.' He wasn't tired now, but he was beginning
policewoman couldn't understand the connection between his to feel angry. 'What's wrong with getting off a train? Ellie's crazy.
dad's accident and Ellie and the shop window. She broke a window with her boot because it had a picture of a
'He didn't do anything,' Ellie suddenly said. 'I got off the train pop star in it. But I haven't done anything. And I don't care if
and he followed. I broke the window. Let him go.' you left home or not. It doesn't make any difference to me. I just
'Let him go where?' asked the policewoman. 'We've got to wanted to try and look after my friend.'
phone one of his parents. We've got to phone yours too.' Ellie laughed. 'Cool speech, Marcus! Can we go now?'
The police telephoned Marcus's dad and Ellie's mum. Then 'We have to wait for your mother,' Clive told her. 'She's
Marcus rang Fiona, but she wasn't in so he left a message on her coming with Fiona. Will's driving them up from London.'
answer machine. 'Oh, no,' said Marcus.
They sat and waited in silence until Marcus's dad and Lindsey The four of them sat there staring at each other, like characters
arrived. Neither of them was in a very good mood. Lindsey had in a play without an ending.
had to drive, because of Clive's broken arm, and she hated
•
driving. His dad was in pain. He didn't look like a man who had
had a big think or wanted to see his only son. After the police had called Ellie's mum, she had called Fiona.
The policewoman left them alone and Clive sat down on a Then Fiona spoke to Clive, then she called Ellie's mum and
seat that ran along one side of the room. Lindsey sat down next offered her a lift up to Royston with her and Will. Ellie's mum
to him. Marcus looked at his dad unhappily. was an attractive woman in her early forties. She didn't seem
'He didn't do anything,' said Ellie impatiently. 'He was trying surprised or upset about her daughter's problems.
to help me.' When Will, Fiona and Ellie's mum arrived at the police station
'And who exactly are you?' in Royston, Clive and Lindsey were staring angrily at Marcus,
'Who exactly? I'm Eleanor Toyah McCrae, aged fifteen years Marcus was staring angrily at the wall, and Ellie was staring
seven months. I live at 23 . . . ' angrily at everyone.
'What are you doing with Marcus?' 'Can we go now?' Will asked the policewoman.
'He's my friend.' This was news to Marcus. He hadn't felt that 'Not yet. We're waiting for the shop owner to come. It's
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36. something we're trying here. Criminals meet the victims of their 'We don't need another chance, Mum,' said Marcus. 'I haven't
crimes, so they understand the effects of their actions.' done anything wrong. I only got off a train.'
'Good,' said Ellie. 'I want to see what this person's like.' But Fiona took no notice of Marcus. She was mad, thought
A nervous-looking young woman in her twenties was Will, and she was saying crazy things, and nothing could stop her.
shown into the room. She was wearing a Kurt Cobain But he knew she had suddenly realized that she had to do
sweatshirt and lots of black eye make-up and she looked like something for her son. And if she was thinking that, then she
Ellie's older sister. wasn't going to try and kill herself again.
'This is Ruth, who owns the shop. This is the young lady who 'Please let Marcus go,' Fiona said, and put her face in Marcus's
broke your window,' said the policewoman. neck.
Ellie looked at Ruth, very surprised. 'Did they tell you to look But Marcus shook her off and moved away from her and
like me?' she said. towards Will. 'You're mad, Mum. I can't believe how mad both
'Do I look like you?' Ruth asked. my parents are,' he said with real feeling.
Everyone in the room laughed, including the police officers. Will looked at this strange little group and tried to make some
'You put that picture in the window to make money,' said sense of it. He couldn't understand these people. He hadn't
Ellie, but she didn't sound as confident as before. known some of them before today; he had known some of them
'Which picture? The picture of Kurt? That's always been there. for only a short time, and he couldn't say that he knew them
I think he's great. Is that why you broke the window? Because well. But here they were anyway, one of them holding a
you thought I was trying to make money out of Kurt's death?' cardboard figure of Kurt Cobain, one of them crying, one with a
'Yes.' broken arm, all connected to each other in different ways. Will
'Today has been the saddest day of my life. And then a stupid couldn't remember being involved in this kind of situation
little girl breaks my window because she thinks I'm trying to get before. He was looking at real life and seeing what it was like to
money out of people. Just . . . grow up.' be human. It wasn't too bad, really.
Ellie was very embarrassed and didn't know what to say. 'I'm •
sorry,' she whispered.
'All right,' said Ruth. 'Come here.' She opened her arms, and Marcus went to stay with his dad and Lindsey in Cambridge that
Ellie stood up, walked over to her and hugged her. night. In the car Clive complained a lot about Ellie and what had
Suddenly Fiona, who had been very quiet, got up too, walked happened. Why did Marcus want to be involved with someone
around the table, and put her arms round Marcus. like that? Why hadn't he tried to stop her? Marcus didn't say
'I haven't been a good mother to him,' she said to the anything, and finally his father was quiet. Later, when Lindsey
policewoman who had been looking after them. 'I haven't been had gone to bed, he and Marcus talked.
noticing things. I know I don't deserve another chance, but I'm 'I've had a big think, you know, since my accident,' said Clive.
asking for one . . . If you give us another chance, you won't be 'I know I haven't been a very good father. And . . . you need a
sorry.' father, don't you? I can see that now.'
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37. 'Why do you think I need a father now? I'm doing OK him, or meet someone else. He wasn't Will the cool guy who
without one.' didn't want to get involved with other people now. He was
'It doesn't look like it.' deeply involved with Rachel, and he couldn't go back. He
'What, because Ellie broke a window? No, really, I am doing wanted to be an important part of her life, and to make her think
OK. Maybe I'm doing better. It's hard with Mum, but this year at of him as a responsible person. So he started taking Ali and
school . . . I can't explain it, but I feel safer than before, because I Marcus out on Saturdays, sometimes to football games but
know more people. I was really frightened because I didn't think usually to the cinema and McDonald's.
two people were enough, but now there aren't only two. There In some ways Marcus seemed older than Ali now. He dressed
are lots.' better — he had won the argument with his mother about
'You mean Ellie and Will and people like that?' whether he could go shopping with Will — and he had his hair
'Yes.' cut regularly. He was still good friends with Ellie and Zoe, but he
'It was wrong of me to leave you,' said his dad. 'That's what my was more careful about what he said to them, and they didn't
big think was about.' laugh at him as much.
'It doesn't matter, Dad. I know where you are if things get It was strange; Will missed him. Marcus was the only person in
bad. I'm OK. Really. I can find people. I'll be all right.' the world who might be able to give him advice, but Marcus —
And he would be all right, he knew it. He didn't know the old Marcus — was disappearing.
whether Ellie would be, because she didn't think about things 'Are you going to marry my mum?' Ali asked one day, when
very hard. And he didn't know if his mum would be, because she
they were eating chips at McDonald's.
wasn't very strong a lot of the time. But he was sure he could
'I used to want him to marry my mum,' said Marcus. 'I thought
cope in ways that they couldn't. He could cope at school because
it would solve all our problems. Your mum's different, though.
he knew what to do, and he had learnt who you could trust and
who you couldn't. She's not as confused as my mum.'
'Do you still want him to marry your mum?'
They talked a bit longer, about Lindsey, and how she wanted a
Will stared at them both in disbelief.
baby, and how his dad couldn't decide, and whether Marcus
would mind if they had one; and Marcus said he liked babies. 'No,' said Marcus. 'I don't think it would help. You're safer as a
And then his dad gave him a hug and he went to bed. In the kid if everyone's friends. Think about it. Your mum and my mum
morning his dad and Lindsey took him to the station and gave are friends.' It was true. Rachel and Fiona saw each other
him enough money for a taxi from King's Cross back to the flat. regularly now. 'And Will sees my mum, and I see you, and Ellie
and Zoe, and Lindsey and my dad. There are lots of people now.'
• One afternoon, when Will took Marcus back to his flat,
Will knew that his feelings for Rachel had changed his life for Marcus disappeared into his bedroom with a quick 'thanks'.
ever. He wanted her so much that it frightened him. He was 'He seems so much older,' Fiona said.
terribly afraid of losing her; perhaps she would get bored with 'Yes,' said Will. 'Are you worried about that?'
'Why do you ask? Of course I am.'
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38. 'But . . . you've seemed better recently.' ACTIVITIES
'I think I am. I don't know why, but I think I'm more in
Chapters 1-2
control of everything.'
Before you read
Will thought he knew one of the reasons, but he didn't want 1 Read the Introduction to the book.
to hurt Fiona's feelings. The truth was that the new Marcus a What do you know about the story from the Introduction?
wasn't so difficult to look after. He had friends and he could look b Have you seen the film of About a Boy? If so, what did you
after himself. He was just like every other twelve-year-old boy. enjoy about it? If not, have you seen any other films with the
Marcus came out of his room. 'I'm bored. Can I get a video?' actor Hugh Grant? What kind of part did he play?
Will decided to give Marcus a little test. 'Hey Fiona. Why 2 Answer the questions. Find the words in italics in your dictionary.
don't you get your music out and we can all sing a Joni Mitchell They are all used in the story.
song?' a Which of these nouns isn't a word for an adult?
'Would you like to?' asked Fiona. godfather guy kid
b Which adjective isn't used to describe a person's clothes?
'Yes, of course.' But Will was watching Marcus's face carefully.
blond(e) cool weird
Marcus was looking really embarrassed.
c Which verb doesn't always lead to unhappiness?
'Please, Mum. Don't.'
bully depress involve
'But Marcus, you love singing. You love Joni Mitchell.'
d Which is a word for a game of questions and answers?
'I don't. Not now. I hate Joni Mitchell.' picnic quiz royalties
Will knew then, without any doubt, that Marcus would be e Translate these sentences into your language.
OK. I never liked him anyway.
My ex-wife took the children.
After you read
3 Which of the people in the story
a has just started a new school?
b doesn't need to work?
c cries a lot?
d looks like a beautiful film star?
e is Fiona's best friend?
f wants to go out with pretty single mothers?
4 Answer these questions.
a Why doesn't Will want to be Imogen's godfather?
b What two things is Marcus worried about? Why?
c Why does Angle want to go out with Will?
d Why does Will join SPAT?
e Why don't Nicky and Mark want Marcus as their friend?
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39. Chapters 3-4 10 What do you think the words in italics mean? Check in your dictionary.
Before you read a I can't cope with three small children and a full-time job.
5 Discuss these questions. b He was wearing a dark green sweatshirt and Nike trainers.
a What do you think is wrong with Fiona? What might help her? c We like him, but we wouldn't trust him with our money.
b What are Marcus's main problems at school? How can things
get better for him? After you read
11 What importance do these have in the story?
6 Find these words in your dictionary.
a Countdown
duck jumper pump truth vegetarian
b a pair of Adidas trainers
Which word describes
c a sweatshirt with a picture of a famous singer
a a bird?
d the group Nirvana
b someone who doesn't eat meat?
12 Work in pairs. Act out this telephone conversation.
c the opposite of a lie?
Student A: You are Fiona. Telephone Suzie and tell her that Will
d something warm to wear?
has been lying about Ned.
e the movement of liquid by a machine? Student B: You are Suzie. You are angry and shocked. You have
After you read a lot of questions to ask Fiona.
7 Are these sentences true or false? Correct the false ones.
a Will has a two-year-old son called Ned. Chapters 7-8
b Will wants Suzie to be his girlfriend. Before you read
c Marcus throws a stone at a duck. 13 'Ellie and Zoe stood beside him and Marcus felt great.' Why does
d Suzie is angry with Fiona. Marcus feel great? Do you think things will change for him at
e Marcus wants his mother and Will to have a relationship. school, or not?
f Will thinks Fiona is very attractive. 14 Find these words in your dictionary. Use them in the sentences
8 How are these things connected in the story? below.
a bread and a duck fancy headphones keen on
b a bottle of pills and a letter a He bought for his CD player.
c vegetarian food and old songs from the 1960s b You my brother, don't you?
c I'm all kinds of sport.
Chapters 5-6
After you read
Before you read 15 Who is speaking? Who are they talking to?
9 Discuss these questions. a 'I want you to pretend to be my son.'
a Marcus knows the truth about Ned. What do you think he will do b 'It's easy to see that you don't know anything about kids.'
with this information? Why? c 'What is your kind of work?'
b Do you think Will will go out with Fiona? Would they be happy d 'I think it was going to die anyway.'
together, do you think? Why (not)? e 'She's only keen on me!'
f 'Will really fancies you.'
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40. 16 Match the two parts of the sentences. 23 Imagine that you are Ellie. Write a letter to Ruth. Apologize for
a Will usually spends Christmas on New Year's Eve. breaking her shop window.
b Will spends this Christmas a joke Christmas present. 24 How have Will and Marcus grown up by the end of the story?
c Fiona gives Will at Marcus's place. Describe the reasons for the changes in their attitudes and
d Will falls in love in America. behaviour.
e Rachel lives to have a son. 25 Imagine that you are Fiona. Write a letter to Clive. Describe your
f Her ex-husband lives with friends' families. new relationship with Marcus at the end of the story. Explain how
g Will pretends in a tall, thin house. you will now be a better mother.
26 Find out more about Kurt Cobain and write about his life.
Chapters 9-11
Before you read
17 Discuss these questions.
a Will has fallen in love with Rachel. What effect is this going to
have on his life, do you think?
b What kind of relationship will Marcus have with Ellie?
18 Answer the questions. Find the words in italics in your dictionary.
a What is cardboard used for?
b When might you want to hug someone?
c What does it mean if you are the victim of a crime?
d Which countries are famous for their vodka?
After you read
19 Work in pairs. Act out this conversation.
Student A: You are a passenger on the train with Ellie and
Marcus. You want to read your book. You are getting
very annoyed about Ellie's behaviour. Talk to her.
Student B: You are Ellie. You are upset about Kurt Cobain's
death. You don't want to be quiet, and you don't care
that you are annoying the other passengers.
20 Fiona and Clive both say that they have been bad parents to Marcus.
Do you agree? Why (not)? Will they behave differently now?
Writing
21 Write a one-page advertisement for SPAT, to put in a shop window.
22 Imagine that you are the policewoman who interviews Ellie in
Royston. Write a report of the interview. Penguin Readers Marketing Department, Pearson Education,
Edinburgh Gate, Harlow, Essex C M 2 0 2JE.
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