Rainer is late for work because he was being intimate with his partner. Erin becomes sick and doesn't know the cause. A woman keeps stealing items from the Couture family's home like the shower and toilet. Erin gives birth to another child at Tyra's birthday party. The baby is named Michael. Tyra has trouble with her homework and misunderstands a cooking term. Michael grows up being mostly ignored. Rainer works as a chef in his underwear, making his family uncomfortable. Erin considers befriending a new neighbor but is warned against it. The story of the Couture family continues with many strange events.

2. Yes! Welcome back to the Legacy Handmade For You, where we have more fun than youths tipping cows.As you may remember last time (although how could you forget) we had a little outburst with Eminem and then his friend’s friend’s friends.Not to worry, I have the restraining order now.Anyway, sit back grab some carrot sticks and a glass of orange juice (see what I did there? I made it healthy, no longer pop corn and cola oh no..) and let the caffeine fuelled crazy entertain you.

3. There were birthdays and promotions and life as normal really.Gosh this is a waste of a page…

4. We start the show with Rainer’s car pool pulling up outside..But where is Rainer?5 points for whoever can guess correctly.

5. Well done for the select few who guessed this.Yes,, he’s late for work because he was woohoo-ing.

6. And this is what happened some time during the next day.Erin, do you know why you might be sick.Erin: “Well,” *throws up* “If you could be bothered to check my moodlet, you’d know it says ‘unknown’” *throws up* “causes”.

7. :O No way!This is the second time this week, and it’s the same woman!I think there’s a loophole with the judicial system in Riverview, I mean the only way she could get away with this is if she was a politician (which is highly likely if she’s English, with all these expenses claims recently ;) )Oh I do my best to throw society into turmoil – I’m happy I live in a democracy.

8. She decided to steal the shower this time, maybe she doesn’t have a bathroom at home, she stole the toilet last time (and the stereo but that’s irrelevant and not nearly as funny)

9. Even the same cop as before came,Let me translate this technical jargon up here.Cop: “Sorry, I’m too feeble and scared to tackle the infamous plumburglar(cause she steals plumbing get it??! *nudge* *nudge* Oh I knew you would, you’re all intelligent whippersnappers!) but it’ll happen again and maybe I’ll have gained an athletic point by then.”I mean, what a demoralising thing to say ‘We’ll get ‘em next time!’ ugh, if someone said that to me I think I’d be scared to leave the house if I was told there would be a next time.What he should say is ‘But I’ll be patrolling the streets to make sure it will never happen again!’Wouldn’t that be best?!

10. After having to rebuy the shower it was time for Tyra’s birthday, what jolly fun!She grows up in this ermm… interesting (??) dress and shoes.

11. Then, halfway through Tyra’s birthday party (to which only Erin is invited) Erin pops.Erin: Oh, great, I’m so happy I’m gonna have another one…” *pulls face like she’s about to vomit*

12. You can ignore this if you want, but this is Tyra post makeover.

13. I don’t know if Tyra has that disgusted :O face because she’s struggling with her homework or whether she’s disgusted Erin is pregnant.Geez, she’ll be a good heiress if she’s disgusted by pregnancy.. I can see it now *gazes to the future*Tyra: “Like eww, I’m pregnant, that’s so disgusting!” *vomits*

14. Oh, so after we’ve gone to the day spa we can watch a film can’t we… wh- what’s going on Erin?! Stop playing games I swear you weren’t due till tomorrow!:O Rainer’s home cooking! He better not leave that food in the stove!

15. Rainer: Gotta run, gotta run, wife having baby, need cab quick! *Sprints to the sidewalk*

16. Carolyn: “That man was truly crazy!”Yes Carolyn, unfortunately that is common in this part of Riverview. We’re putting the ‘Couture’ in ‘Idiot’Carolyn: “Idicoutureot??”*Thumbs up*

17. The baby was a little boy (unfortunately) <- Who said that?! :O called Michael.

18. Michael is named after Michael Kors.Michael Kors was born on August 9th 1959 in Long Island, New York.He was born Karl Anderson Jr and is a judge on Project Runway whilst having his own fashion label simply called ‘Michael Kors’.

19. None of the Couture’s know anyone in this family but I’m still *headpalming* at calling their baby ‘Windy’What is the world coming to?!

20. Wait, This girl was meant to be coming home with Tyra but Tyra had work after school and so I didn’t think she’d come..How rude.

21. I think Rainer is just as confused as I am, either that or he’s struggling to learn a new recipe (??).I try

22. Rainer: “Sorry Tyra’s-friend, but Tyra is at work at the moment, im sure she would have told you, but unfortunately” *cough* “you can’t stay, we can’t afford another mouth to feed. So, yeah ermm bye ”Tyra’s-friend: “By Mr Couture, thanks for having me, have a nice day”Rainer: “Pfft, kids these days, so rude”

23. Michael is constantly ignored, it’s quite sad but I only pay attention to him if I can hear him crying whilst I’m concentrating on the family downstairs, or whether I look at his photo and it’s yellow or something.

24. But he looks happy and thankful for the few moments of attention he gets.Michael: “Th-thank you kind sir…” *drinks with gratitude*

25. Tyra: “Dad, I’m stuck on my homework and you’re a chef. If I had 3 frying pans, that each fried 3 slices of bacon, how many sliced of bacon would I have fried?Ooh no, wait, don’t tell me, is it ‘garlic butter’??Rainer: *Mouth drops open with shock*

26. Rainer: “G-g-garlic butter?” *dissaproving face*

27. Tyra: “Ok Dad, geez shut up, I can fix it!” *rubs out answers*

28. It was finally time for Michael to end the days of being ignored grow up.I must say he looks like a very eccentric easily-impressed neurotic.

29. Rainer works in a restaurant… would you feel any more compelled to eat out knowing there are chefs in this world that cook whilst only wearing their pants?!I know I sure wouldn’t!

30. Rainer: “Oh but you know you love it, I’m a 5 star chef baby!”

31. That may be so, but would you mind removing your crotch from your kids’ ‘personal bubble’ as well as the area in which their food happens to be please??I still have that restraining order and I could still add the name ‘Rainer Couture’ to it if I wanted to.

32. What?! She’s only like 2 days old, unless it’s not the same person,, but it must be (you never forget a name like Windy Wilson, lemme tell you..)

33. Erin got an opportunity to meet and become friends with DimitriIvanov who apparently was new in town and didn’t have any friends, if she became friends with him she would improve her charisma skill, which is something she needs for work, it’s a win-win situation.I find him at city hall protesting about ladybirds.

34. And this is the want Erin immediately gets.NO ERIN *cracks whip*

35. News Reader: “C’est tout maintenant, venez encore bientot pour plus de l’histoire de la famille Couture.A tout a l’heure.”Interpreter: “That’s all for now, come again soon for more of the story of the Couture family, see you soon..”Thank you, hiring a French news crew and an interpreter was money well spent I see I’ll see you next time, and until then, remember the oven is hot! No Touching!