1. Rahul: Girl friends bhi na..kuch bhi karwa sakti hai…I mean kuch bhi…
kya…you don’t believe it…u have to believe it boss…haan agar tumhari koi girl friend nahi hai to baat
alag hai…but meri girl friend mujhe bahut pyaar karti hai aur isi pyaar ki wajah se wo mujh par emotional
attaychar bhi karti hai…
oho..ab bhdakte bhi kyun ho yaar...yahi jana chahte ho na ki maine aisa kaun sa anokha kaam kiya hai..
well baat start hoti hai aaj se ek hafte pehle..din Wednesday shaam 7 baje…meri girl friend Anjali
phone karke bolti hai..ki mom-dad Sunday ko USA ja rahe hai… ek haft eke liye to tum Mumbai aa
jao..hum kuch quality time spend karenge..
ye sun mere dil bearish mein khade ek mor ke tarah naach utha..dil mein kai guitar bajne laga…aisa laga
mano mein yash chopra ke movie set pe hoo..
lekin fir mujhe jhatka laga ki main itni jaldi Mumbai pahucho kasie..flight se jaane ke paist to the
nahi..ise mein mere pyaar mei jalte diye ko railway namak ghee ki jarurat mahsoos hui..aur main agle
din hi tatakal ki ticket book karane ka plan banaya…
Fir kya tha main subah 5 baje ka alarm laga liya aur iss umeed ki Sunday ko main aur anjali ek
saath..haye ye soch kar sone chala gaya…
Hello hello hello…kahani mein ek twist hai..ye sirf mere akele ki nahi hai isme mera dost ka bhi ek chota
sa role hai..naam Vishal aur height bhi vishal…I meaam 6 feet yaar…
Ab subah paanch bajene kan intezaar….
Sound of alarm…
Kisis mahapurush ne kaha hai ki..duniya mein sabse jyada takleef dene waali awaaz kisi ladki ki rone ke
nai… balki alarm ki hoti…
Dil mein aaya ki alarm utha phenk doo..to wahi agle pal anjali ki muskaan yaad aa gayi..aur main jhat se
uth gaya…badi himmat karke maine apne friend vishal…ko uthaya..
Ab himmat jutani padti hai yaar..meri girl friend…mera love..mera chance..to bichara wo kyun apni
neend kharab kare… fir bhi himmat karke main use uthaya aur mana bhi liya station chalne ke liye…..
Lekin lamboo bhi kam nahi tha..maine socha saath chalega tu kuch help hi karega, kabhi main line min
lag jaoonga..to kabhi wo… lekin sahib mujhe bolte kya hai..
Visha: abe chal be..tere saath station jar aha hoo yahi kam hai kya…tu ja line mein lag apni laila se milne
ke liye main to car mein so jaoonga.
Rahul: saala…isse bhi sone ko chahiye…jaita lamba kad utna chota dil..khair chodo chalta hai..ab dost jo
hai mera..aur dosti aise mauke ate rahte hai…aur Vishal tere bhi number aayega bachchu…

2. Visha: kaun bola……
Rahul; aaa….Haan to kaha tha main haan… to ab tak 5: 30 baj chuke the...main badi ummedo ke saath
railway counter pahucha…laakh dhoondne ke baad pata chalta hai..ki tatkal ki ticket kahi aas paas
nahi...gate ke bahar ek ATM ke paas se milgi..
Aur is bat ko pata karne mein mujhe kuch 15 minute beet chuke the…main jaise taise bhaga us ATM ki
taraf…
Sound of running…
Pahuch ke dekhta kya hoo..kuch 20 -22 log pehle se aa ke baithe hue the…unhe dekh ke thoda tension
to hua..lein dil ye manne ko taiyaar hi nahi tha ki main Anjali ke saath akele ek hafte nahi bita paunga..
Maine bade hi josh ke saath line mein lag gaya..aur waqt hua tha kuch 5: 50 minute…
Ankho mein anjali ka pyaar aur kaan mein head phone lagaye…main counter khulne ka intezaar karne
laga…
Samay beet ta gaya..aur ab kuch 6:30 baj chuke the..logo ke beehd aur badh lagne lagi thi….kuch hi der
mein ek aunty ji aayi jisse counte pe ek nayi line lagne lagi…kewal mahilao ke liye..to dekhne waali baat
ye hai ki..jaha pehle mere aage kuch 20 log the to wo…ab dher saari aunty ke aane sae 30 se upar ho
gayi thi…
Dil mein ek baar aya..ki wapas laut jau..mera bed mujhe cheekh cheekh ke bula raha hai..to wahi Anjali
bhi mujhe cheekh cheekh ke bula rahi thi…
Maine soch liya tha… ki aaj chahe khade khade mera paanv bhari ho jaye lekin mein ticket le ke hi
jaoonga…
Achcha ek aur khaas baat, india ke mein line marne ka muaka koi bhi ladka nahi chukta hai..wo chahe
rashan ki dukaan ho ya..ya miyyat “death” ka makaan ho…aur ye to tatkal ki line thi…aunty ko uncle line
maar rahe the..to line mein lagi kuch college ki ladkiyon ko ladke line maar rahe the…
Ab 7 bach chuke the…aur ek ladki ne aage khadeladke se sirf form bharne ke liye poocha hi tha…
Sound of girl: xcuse me..aap please mera form fill karne mein help karenge..
Boy: haan haan..kyu nahi…bhai ek second meri jagah rakhna main abhi aaya..
Mauka milte hi…kambakth apni line chod uske peeche bhaga…form to 2 min mein bhar jaata..lekin
janaab ne poore 15 min liye aur aisa laga form ke saath dil ka form bhar ke aa gaye…tatakal ticket milne
tak dodno ka nain mattakka chalta raha…Ye bhi achcha hai apne desh…rail gaadi nahi milegi to kya
hua..dil ki gaadi to mil hi jayegi…
7:15 ho chuke the..aur tabhi line mein aage khade hue kuch log jhagada karne lage..

3. Sound of people
Man: aree kaha ghuse chale ja rahe ho line mein…
2nd
man: arre bhai main pehle se hi line mein tha..
Man: kab pehle se hi line mein the..
2nd
man: main to yha chaar nbaje se aa gaya tha..
Man: humme se to kisis ni nahi dekha..jhot bolte hai..
Hatiya line se..
2nd
man: ajeeb baat karte hai aap bhi…main subah ke char baje se aaya hoo…tab line mein koi nahi
tha..thodi der ke liye bahar kya gaya..meri jagah hi hata di..
Man: aap ko hum logo mein se kisi ne nahi dekha hai…subha subah utke aa gaye aaur..baaatein sun lo
bas… hum log sab pagal hai yaha jo kab se khade hai…
Narration: mahol garam tha…ek samay aisa laga ki aaj to fight ho hi jayegi...itne saal wrestling dekhta aa
raha tha…dil mein ek umang si jag uthi thi ki aaj to main real fight dekh hi loonga…lakin tabhi kuch log
refree ki tarah aaye uss chalak ban rahe aadmi ko peeche chod diya…damn “cha”
Ab kuch 7: 30 baj chuke the…main ab thakne sa lag tha…tabhi
Man: 'Gitanjali hi hai bas mere paas option, Shalimar to double time leti hai'
2nd
man: haan..sahi kah rahe hai aap…shalimaar ka kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata hai…Gitanjali hi sahi
hai…
Hahaha..yaar kuch bhi kaho ye situational comedy ka maja hi kuch aur hai…… log train ke naam aise lete
hai… mano apni girlfriend ke bare mein baat kar rahe ho. Express aur passenger jaise words unhe
insaano se alag bana deti hai…Train ke naam welfare ke liye ek NGO hona chahiye…
Bheed padthi jaa rahi thai aur tension padhta jar aha tha…. us din mujhe yakeen ho gaya bharat mein
agar kahi completion hai to wo na to MBA mein admission ki race mein hai..aur na IIT ke exam ke chase
mein hai…Asli competition to is tatkal ki line mein hai..logo ka bas chale to ek doosre ka khoona karke
line mein aage lag jaye…
Time beetta gaya aur..ab counter kholne ke liye railway ke officer bhi aa gaye the..ab counter 8 bajne
min sirf 5 minute hi baaki the…..kitne bhi develop desh kah lo..lekin log aaj bhi line mein dhakka marna
nahi bhule hai…
Counter khul chuka tha aur ticket, milna start ho gayi thi… main janta tha ki shaadiyo mein khaana lena
aur tatkal ki ticket lena ek jung jetne se kam nahi tha…aur aaj maine wo dekh liya… ticket milne ki khushi
logo ke chahre pe saaf dikhai de rahi thi…

4. Jaise jaise line badhti gayi…mere dil khush hota jar aha tha…kis bas ab 2 din aur fir…anjali, main…aur..ab
sab thodi na bataunga… hahaha…
Line mein agal number ab mera tha..
Rahul: delhi to mubai ek shtabdi ki ticket.
Ticket: waiting chali hayi hai...3 waiting hai…
Ye sunte hai…maano mere dil ki dhadkan ruk gayi…aankho mein anjali ke saath dikh rahe wo 7 saat ek
kaanch ki tarah toot gaye..
Sound of braking glass
Ohh..teri…suabh 5 baje shuru hui meri jang jisme mujhe jeetna hi tha…main usme haar gaya…
Wapas aaya..to dekhta kya hoo..ki mera dost araam se AC on karke car mein so raha hai…saala..isse
achcha to main akele hi aa jata..kam se kam usse dekh inferiority complex to na hota…
Rahul: Vishal
Vishal: kya hua..mil gayi ticket..
Rahul: nahi yaar waiting chali gayi
Vishal: oh teri…ab kya..
Rahul: pata nahi yaar kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha hai…ghar chalte hai..
Sound of car “not starting”
Rahul: ye kya hua..
Vishal: pata nahi…start kyun nahi ho rahi hai..
Rahul: kya matlab..
Vishal: yaar maine poore time ac on so gaya..to lagta hai battery down ho gayi…
Rahul: abbe yaar..to iska tu mujhse ab car ko dhakka lagwayega..
Vishal: koi option nahi hai yaar..
Narration: saala lambu khud to so gaya…aur fir mere sehi dhakke lagwa ke car start ki… man mein aaya
ki….chodo yaar bahut lamba hai…jyada kuch bolunga to mere ko hi dho dega…
bhala isse bhi achchi kisi ki subah ho sakti hai..5 baje utho…2: 30 ghante line mein khade ho…ticket bhi
na mile aur ant mein gaadi ko dhakka maro…

5. Thaka sa haar sa..main apne kamre pahucha…anjali se baat karne ka nahi mann nahi ho raha tha..socha
Mumbai ka plan cancle kar doo..lekin dost maine bola tha na..ki ladkiya kuch bhi karwa sakti hai…apni
jeb se rumaal nikalne ke liye main jab usme haath dala to mujhe kuch mila…aur fir yaad aya..ki kal
shaam ko maine chemist ke dukaan pe jo kharche kiye the uska kya…
Motivation to yun hi bad gaya…aur fir kya tha…agle din mein chaar baje utha…station bhaga..aur is baar
bhi mere aage kuch log the…dil mein gharbarahat thi…lekin aage sirf char khade logo ko dekh mujhe
ummeed the ki aaj to ticket mil jayegi..aur fir
Victory sound
Aakhir kaar mujhe ticket mil hi gai…is khushsi se mera rom rom khada ho gaya…fir kya tha maine turant
apne pack piye hue bag ko uthaya aur fir...train..mumbai..main anjali...aaah aah aahh…
To ab mante ho ki nahi..ki ladkiya kuch bhi karwa sakti hai..agar nahi mante..to kuch karo apni boring life
mein…hahaha..

6. Thaka sa haar sa..main apne kamre pahucha…anjali se baat karne ka nahi mann nahi ho raha tha..socha
Mumbai ka plan cancle kar doo..lekin dost maine bola tha na..ki ladkiya kuch bhi karwa sakti hai…apni
jeb se rumaal nikalne ke liye main jab usme haath dala to mujhe kuch mila…aur fir yaad aya..ki kal
shaam ko maine chemist ke dukaan pe jo kharche kiye the uska kya…
Motivation to yun hi bad gaya…aur fir kya tha…agle din mein chaar baje utha…station bhaga..aur is baar
bhi mere aage kuch log the…dil mein gharbarahat thi…lekin aage sirf char khade logo ko dekh mujhe
ummeed the ki aaj to ticket mil jayegi..aur fir
Victory sound
Aakhir kaar mujhe ticket mil hi gai…is khushsi se mera rom rom khada ho gaya…fir kya tha maine turant
apne pack piye hue bag ko uthaya aur fir...train..mumbai..main anjali...aaah aah aahh…
To ab mante ho ki nahi..ki ladkiya kuch bhi karwa sakti hai..agar nahi mante..to kuch karo apni boring life
mein…hahaha..