The 10 steps document provides advice on how to fail a presentation by not properly preparing, connecting with the audience, and exhibiting poor delivery skills. The tips include not rehearsing one's speech, providing too much information without details in the slides, forgetting to look at the audience and vary one's tone, speaking with filler words and forgetting the beginning of the speech, ignoring audience questions, dressing poorly, including too much complex information in the slides, overusing illustrations and animation, and not giving the presentation at all by staying home.

1. 10 steps to fail
your presentation
According to article “How to fail the public speaking”
by Alexander Yanyhbash

2. Preparing for losers!
Have fun, don’t rehearse.

3. Don’t find any details.
You’re great improvisator.

4. Forget about your audience.
Don’t look into their eyes.

5. Be monotonous like an old
mechanical piano.
Just dub your text

6. You never know when you’ll
forget the first words.

7. Speak more filler words!

8. Ignore questions. They have
to gain your confidence

9. Don’t pay attention to your clothes

10. Make your slides harder
to perceive. More information!

11. Illustrations and animation.
Show all your PP-skills!

12. And the last one. Stay at home and
don’t visit your presentation