1. 10 Excuses For Falling
Asleep At Work
By
LISA
SUBHRANGSHU

2. ............’’AMEN”- I love to sleep

3. Coffee Machine is Broken

4. I was not sleeping, I was testing
my keyboard for drool resistance

5. Why did You interrupt me?- I just
figured out a solution for the big
data.

6. I was not
sleeping, I
was
meditating
on the
mission
statement
and envisions
a new
paradigm

7. This is one
of the seven
good habits
of hard
working
Employees

8. I wasn't sleeping. I
was trying to pick
up a contact lens
without my hands.

9. Today donated 2ltr Blood at the
blood bank & doctor said that this
might happen.

10. I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination
Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I
learned at the last mandatory seminar
you made me go to.

11. Boss, last night I took cold
medicine that just won't wear off!

12. Someone decaffeinated my coffee
intentionally

13. Thank you For your Patience