1. About Royal Academy of Nonsense
Updated in Apr 2012
The royal academy of nonsense aim to bring happiness to
the lives of many. We aim to make people laugh in
anyway. It can be dark humor, crazy ideas or just being
ridiculous.
We believe that making people laugh is a CSR effort. Its
free endorphins.

2. How are individuals ranked
Here’s the criteria. It can be changed if you can prove that
laughter will be guaranteed. As we have just launched the
academy, we welcome any criticism.
As this is created by XT, she reserves the right to crown
whoever had made the effort to make people laugh or
touched people in a positive way
This ranking system does not take into consideration the
real age of the person.

3. Hierachy of Royal Academy of
Nonsense (RAN)
Zeus of
Hera of Fine
Contemporary
Romantic Nonsense
Excel Nonsense
Gods and goddess
of Nonsense
Celebrity Pre and Post
Mélange
Nonsense Mensa
Lady and
Knights

4. Hierachy of Royal Academy of
Nonsense (RAD)
Zeus of Critical
Contemporary No One Yet
Inspiring
Nonsense
Hera of Fine
Lin Xueting
Romantic
Nonsense

5. Note : These segments are not
Gods and goddesses of Nonsense ranked by sequence. But ranking
within each segment stays
PAGE 1 OF 2
God & Goddess of High Tec Nonsense Rank 1 : Elder Bro and Younger Bro
Rank 2 : Uncle Tom and Russell , Uncle JJ,
Sabrina and Melvyn
Queen of unbearable Nonsense Rank 1 : Mum
God & Goddess of Caring Nonsense Rank 1 : Mum and Dad and Grandpa
Rank 2 : Mama and Caroline
Rank 3 : Auntie Helen , Uncle Wee Tian
Rank 4 : Uncle Roger, Hong Shan’er
Rank 1 : (Soong Sisters) Siu Yun, PeiShi, Meiyan,
God & Goddess of Sister and Brotherhood (with families)
wise Nonsense Rank 2 : (Sisterhood of Hope) Karen Lim,
Baoping / Lavenne’s family. Ong Chiew hoon &
Hwei Min and family, Susan Kwa and Jonathan,
Terrie Wong
Rank 3 : Tze Wei, Mingli Tan, Siti Arbaiya,
Terence Tan,

6. Note : The groupings are not ranked
Gods and goddesses of Nonsense by sequence.
PAGE 2 OF 2
God & Goddess of attractive crazy Rank 1 : Cheryl Ho and family
quirkyness
Rank 1 : Meiyi and Daniel, Elwin Chan,
God & Goddess of faithful elegance
Samantha Lo
Rank 2 : Linda Loh, Jeff
God of Confidence Shot (their few Ranked 1 : Miko David, Terence Chen
words made a positive change in
perception)
Rank 1 : Cedric Dias
God of Crisis Management
God of technical nonsense creator for Rank 1 : Aaron Lee Wei Ren and Jinlee
creating bimbo counting system
God & Goddess of Chivalry & Integrity Rank 1 : Jeff Seah
Rank 2 : Jess Quek, Stuart Clark

7. This ranking system is created in
Celebrity Nonsense gratitude towards Celebrities who use
their nonsensical nonsense to make the
world a better place, thus inspiring
others
Should have won a lot of Oscars
Nonsense The Noose Cast
Zeus hyper creative Nonsense Ellen Degeneres
Adam Levine, Christina Auguilera, Itzhak
Inspiration and courageous Nonsense
Pearlman
Anne Hathaway
Super crazy Brown Duck Nonsense
Natalie Portman, Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid
Grace Nonsense Bergman, Angelina Jolie, Paul Weller
Respectable humour etiquette First Lady, Michelle Obama, Simon Cowell,
nonsense Sophia Grace & Rosie (innocent version)

8. This ranking system is created in
Pre and Post “Mensa” Mindshare gratitude towards “MENSA”. Listed
below are demi gods with special
crowning
Demi-god and goddess of FON Wisdom,
Robin Wong and family, Peter Murray and
spreading words of god through humour
family
Demi-god and goddess of Ridicule Edward Wong, Joshua Lee, Lee Yew Leong
humour (all with family)
Goddess of Junkie collection Karen Soo
Demi-goddess of insight and business Deepika, Vikram Bansal, Bharad,
and moral values
Demi-god and goddess of sexyback Laurent ,Santina and family
Demi-god and goddess of “Taking it Laurent Panelli
easy”
Demi-god and goddess of gorgeous Patricia Limanouw
drummer
Discipline Mistresses Tang Peimin and Melissa Tang

9. I have friends I have met in University
Mélange or French class or through serendipity.
They are delightful god’s gift
Demi God and goddess of sublime care The Willmotts, Sol and family
Demi-god and goddess of Passionate Mirka & Ravi, Serene Wee, Leslie Ho
Quirky-ness
7 Goddess of “Zanism” Kelly Seah, Lixin, Arrinee Loo, Jeannie, Ai
Ping, Joanna Sia
Demi-god of imitating me and Dr Tan Chue Tin’s clinic
interesting conversations

10. Knight and Ladies
Lady and Knight with sincere heart Rank 1 : Ruth Marin
Rank 2 : Cezar Alvarado
Lady Quirky Rank 1 : Peilin Lee,
Rank 2 : Benita & Amabel
Rank 3 : Flo Eka, Shareeda and Nicole
Huang
Rank 3 : Jacqueline Tan (Clear Channel),
Jem Wei, Celeste, Limi Wong
Rank 4 : Chenyi,
Lady Elegance Rank 1 : Leona Lee