1. Script: A Strange Blind Date:
*Person 1 opens the door and walks normally to table, looks nervously around and at clock. Looks back and date has appeared there in seat opposite. Person 1 visibly jumps and looks shocked. Person 2 smiles scarily.*
P1:
I’m so glad Martin set us up, I’ve been looking forward to meeting you.
P2:
(Face twitches)
P1
Oh, okay then (taken aback)
P2:
…Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…
P1:
… Anyway, how has your day been? What have you done?
P2:
For the last few months I’ve been concocting a special new kind of poison made out of egg shells and an old boot, (Slams boot on table), with just a dash of cyanide. You have been my test subject (looks at P1’s drink). How do you like it? Is it fruity?

2. P1:
… What are you talking about? You cannot be serious? (Visibly scared)
*DRAMATIC MUSIC* *Close up of each of their eyes. P1 looking terrified, and P2 looking evil.* *Music suddenly drops*
P2:
I’m just joking (laughs manically). It hasn’t been developed yet.
P1:
(Brakes sigh of relief) Oh…okay, funny!
P2:
Well yeah… (Phone rings *exorcist song*) Hello? Uh yeh, uh yeh. God, ok then. (Hangs up). I’m so sorry but I have to go… (Looking wildly around) THEY’VE FOUND ME (swinging around) THEY’VE FOUND ME!
P1:
(Looking startled)
P2: (glides out of room on wheels)
P1:
… Bye?