1. The document discusses solutions to the problem of not getting enough sleep due to watching late night cricket matches featuring Sachin Tendulkar that are played during Indian daytime but air in the US at night. 2. It provides 100 comedic solutions ranging from requesting Sachin retire to praying for rain or power outages to disrupt matches. 3. The solutions progress from more practical ideas like recording matches or shifting sleep schedules to increasingly absurd ideas like kidnapping Sachin or brainwashing oneself to forget cricket.

1. Reason not getting Sleep?
We are glued to TV during PST night time to watch Cricket game and
Sachin’s play. Game happens in India day time, so we don’t get to sleep at
USA time!
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2. SELF CONTROL
1. Don’t watch 13. Go to a country where live streaming is
2. Use recording and watch later not available
14. Sleep during break
3. Watch only highlights 15. Switch of TV as soon as Sachin gets
4. Read score, don’t watch out
16. Give up work and sleep daytime
5. Stop internet and cable
17. Watch only 20 -20 matches
connection
18. Don’t watch, ask score next day to
6. Self control yoga practice friends.
7. Shift sleeping habits
8. Shift interest to shorter games
9. Shift work time
10. Cut down watching overs
11. Slow down speed of internet
12. Embrace virus attack into laptop

3. FUNNY SOLUTIONS
19. Request Sachin to retire
20. Hide the remote
21. Take leave
22. Pray for all out in just 10 overs
23. Read books you will get sound sleep
24. Break TV
25. Break laptop
26. Break smart phone
27. Switch from smartphone to Nokia 1100 model
28. Take pledge watch match only if India wins. Slowly no of matches will come
down.
29. Make wife/husband angry after dinner
30. Invite story teller relative to dinner.
31. Start believing in match fix scandals
32. Take two sleeping pills. Give one to Sachin and take one yourself. Sachin won’t
play and both can sleep well
33. Sachin couldn't reach stadium due to traffic jam
34. Tile the ground

4. FUNNY SOLUTIONS
35. Ask your friend to lock you in a room with no computer, phone or TV
36. Lock Sachin and keep the key in your pocket. As key is with you, you
can sleep peacefully
37. Bet all money on India and lose all
38. Tie yourself to bed
39. Wife stop giving food if watch Cricket
40. Sachin play cricket in USA
41. Petition to India Gov.. to ban Cricket
42. Sachin misses team buss
43. Sachin went to attend PTA meeting
44. Sachin gets busy in film acting
45. Sachin forgets how to play Cricket
46. Break eye glasses

5. BAD THOUGHTS
47. Injury to Sachin 58. Sachin gets out in the first over
48. Kidnap Sachin so he wont play and we can 59. Sachin ran out of bats
sleep 60. Hide Sachin’s uniform before
49. Dump waste to cricket ground match.
50. Break TV channel camera 61. Sachin held up in elevator
62. Sachin’s flight delay
51. Hack the website playing cricket
63. Flight could not land due to bad
52. Sachin loses foam and gets out from weather
Cricket team
53. Sachin gets flue and misses game
54. Sachin fails physical test and misses game
55. Fly attack in the Stadium
56. Storm
57. Sachin gets injured while fielding

6. DAY TODAY
64. Power Cut
65. Leader die…Strike in India.. No match
66. Petrol price hike.. Strike in India.. No match
67. TV channel connection issue
68. Don’t pay bill for TV and Internet. They will cut the connection
69. Sachin gets busy in Parliament and no time for Cricket
70. Change internet plan to low bandwidth
71. Cricket board implements rotation system
72. On match day go for camping where there is no internet connection
73. Sachin’s coach asks him to retire
74. Cricket board changes play time to India Night time
75. Cricket board bans players of age <30 years

7. TO GOD
76. Pray for rain

8. GET SLEEP
77. Start using memory foam mattress
78. Sleeping pills
79. Have heavy meals
80. Put high AC and fall asleep
81. Avoid coffee
82. Listen to ambient music
83. Try to get sleep during ads
84. Try to sleep during timeout.
85. Exercise 3 hours in the evening and get sound sleep
86. Watch Slow Award movie and fall asleep
87. Sleep in baby’s swinging bed.
88. Go for massage before match
89. Drink milk before match

9. EXTREME SOLUTIONS
90. Go back to India
91. Hypnotize
92. Drink redbull
93. Off main switch
94. Website block viewers in USA
95. Undergo brain treatment and delete Sachin and Cricket from your memory
96. India bans Cricket
97. Have neighbors to complain if cricket sounds come from my home
98. Match fixing is proven and all games are stopped.
99. As IOC is banned today, Cricket board is also dismissed and all games
cancelled.
100. Sachin scores 100 in 10 overs but rest all gets out by that time and match is
over in 1 hour and sleep peacefully !