1. CHALLENGE ASSUMPTIONS
A Crash Course on Creativity I have no end of good reasons to stay
awake most part of the night.
I can only sleep when:
my kids (both) fall asleep
when they are asleep, until the burglar
alarm of my neighbor springs
when it ceases and the kids fall asleep
again, I can sleep unless I have a Stanford
assignment to submit
when I am done, if no alarm is screaming
and kids are still sleeping, as soon as the
chamomile makes its effects.
So I can keep counting sheep while kids
are kicking me in the big bed....
good night, time for chamomile ;-)

2. Enroll in
house- Ask grandma to look after
cleaning Pajamas party
tournament Send them on holiday
Way up neighbor’s Alternative
children and have
Opium
them playing Collaborative
together Chemical
Play with them until they Hit them on the head
drop my kids Hard
It’s not happening to Tape their mouths
me (both) fall
asleep
Weird Wodoo
Turn all the Soft and sweet
lights off One cent Black magic ritual
Tell them a story
Sing a lullaby
Tell them to sleep Switch on a Mozart CD
straightaway

3. Buy them a Buy a louder alarm to
Try to set the
new alarm set cover the noise
alarm properly
Call the police
Make other alarms Alternative
spring to cause a
social contemporary Addict the tenants
Collaborative
issue Chemical
It’s not happening to me
Destroy it
the burglar Hard
Ask your neighbor Unplug electricity
not to set the alarm alarm of my
neighbor Jam the sensors
springs Weird
Wear ear Soft and sweet
Wodoo
stoppers One cent
Black magic ritual
Listen to good music
instead
Pretend it is a Mozart CD

4. Ask wife or
children to do Create a large team Copy a random mind
the map from Google
assignment
Join a team who Look at Tina’s book
has already Alternative
submitted it Take amphetamines
Chang your profile in Collaborative
Chemical
“Auditing the Class”
Stop
worrying I have a Hard Hack the site
One cent Stanford
assignment to Unplug electricity
submit Weird
Do your Soft and sweet
Wodoo
assignment
Decide not to do it Do your best Black magic ritual
It’s not happening to me Invent a pathetic excuse

5. Listen to a detailed Jog in the park
description of wife’s Watch Gone Read a book
friend heart’s troubles with the wind
Count the sheep
Ask wife to hit Alternative
you on the head
Collaborative Take alternatives
Ask friends for Chemical
better remedies
the chamomile Hard Eat the bags
Drink the chamomile
still boiling so makes its
sleeping is not effects Sniff the powder
anymore an issue Weird
One cent
Sip the chamomile Soft and sweet
Wodoo
slowly
It’s not happening to Double size bags Black magic ritual
Swallow up the me
chamomile without
Put the bags over your eyes after use
breathing so can loose
senses

6. Count odd numbers first
Listen to your wife
counting for you Watch
Shawn the Count in reverse
sheep Count dogs
Alternative
Collaborative Take LSD for a
Chemical more realistic
Count sheep all experience
together, neighbors
included Go and sleep
counting Hard with the sheep
sheep
It’s not happening to me Go and count
real sheep
Weird
One cent
Draw sheep in a Smart
Wodoo
copybook and flip
the pages
Double size sheep Black magic ritual
Keep counting
sheep until drop off
Assume a lamb for each sheep for a faster speed

7. Go and sleep in their beds
Engage them in a
kick competition Buy a hermetic
sheet set Sleep in hammock
Alternative
Kick wife Collaborative Spray a disgusting
until she Chemical smell on the sheets
gets angry
and sends Fasten kids
them to bed kids are Hard
Play football in bed
kicking me in
Lock the door
It’s not the big bed
happening to me Weird
One cent
Tell kids to go and Smart
Wodoo
sleep in their beds
Scare kids with Black magic ritual
Kick stronger stories about big
Read good beds eating
parental books children

8. MY RECIPE
Thank you for watching this
Once upon a time there was a very tired who couldn’t sleep at all.
dad
One day he enrolled in a Stanford’s and found his way to
course sleep.