The big hoopla about how big a change it is from campus to corporate world. Some pep talk about the transition.

1. Campus 2 Corporate
What’s the big deal about

2. You’ve succeeded in life if 1 year into the job, <30%
of your whatsapp feed looks like this

3. Don’t take work too seriously
Sincerely? Yes; Seriously? Hell no!

4. REMEMBER!
Spreadsheets will one day save the world!

5. (With a li’ll help from charts)
Go out
Plan to go
out
What I do on weekends

6. Dear men, LEARN!
 To shave every morning
 In 2 minutes flat
 Using just water

7. Brace Yourself!
 Buy some formal cloths
 And Shoes
 And some good headphones in case you’re posted
in Mumbai*.
(*In which case, you can totally forget the ‘s’ word
henceforth. Savings.)
 Also, start taking bath REGULARLY!

8. THANK YOU
And no questions** please.
**(Remember, you’re getting ready for corporate world)