Pre-production

1. Heros
A series of killings have happened in a small village, Cop partners Steven and Rufus have been
put on the case to investigate to find the serial killer.
Rufus and Steven have been called to investigate a murder that has taken place In the Mayors
house
Rufus:
How was your mothers birthday?
Steven:
What?
Rufus:
Bet she looked fit in that pink blouse I bought her, did she like it?
Steven:
Maybe a bit innapropriote with having a dead corps on the floor
Police Chief Brian enters
Brian:
Unfortunately our top dogs John and Andrew are for some reason unable to do this case so I’m
passing it onto you idiots, God save our souls
Steven:
Thank you I mean it’s an honour Sir, I can only speak for myself when I say Brian you can count on
me… Can I call you Brian?
Brian:
No
Rufus:
I will not let you down Brian
Brian:
I said you can’t call me that
Rufus:
Sorry
Brian hands Rufus and Steve all the paperwork
Brian:
If either one of you two fail to complete this assignment and cause our unit to be a laughing stock I
will make your lives a living hell
Brian exists scene
Rufus:
Nice guy
Steven:
Yeah
Rufus:
*Shouts* We love you Brian
Steven:

2. Heros
This is our first proper assignment where we actually get to catch a bad guy rather than chasing
hobo herb out of the female toilets every Sunday evening, do you know what this means?
Rufus:
That everyone’s going to love us, especially the ladies
Steven:
I was going to say to have a sense of achievement
Rufus:
Karen will have no choice but to go out with you
Steven:
You really think?
Rufus:
I don’t think it, I know it my friend, now lets get out of this funeral and go to Maccies before it shuts
down for breakfast plus we have a ton of crap to get through before you can even think of looking
at Karen
Steven and Rufus exit the building
Steven:
B-b-by Karen, I love you