2. Early sentence in Dave Eggers Soccer Essay
It is a rule that they play, a rule set forth in the same
hoary document, displayed in every state capital,
that insists that 6-year-olds also pledge allegiance to
the flag—a practice which is terrifying to watch, by
the way, good lord—and that once a year, they
dress as tiny pilgrims with beards fashioned from
cotton.
3. It is a rule that they play, a rule set forth in the same
hoary document, displayed in every state capital,
that insists that 6-year-olds also pledge allegiance to
the flag—a practice which is terrifying to watch, by
the way, good lord—and that once a year, they
dress as tiny pilgrims with beards fashioned from
cotton.
4. It is a rule that they play, a rule set forth in the same
hoary document, displayed in every state capital,
that insists that 6-year-olds also pledge allegiance to
the flag—a practice which is terrifying to watch, by
the way, good lord—and that once a year, they
dress as tiny pilgrims with beards fashioned from
cotton.
5. Digression
It is a rule that they play, a rule set forth in the same
hoary document, displayed in every state capital,
that insists that 6-year-olds also pledge allegiance to
the flag—a practice which is terrifying to watch, by
the way, good lord—and that once a year, they
dress as tiny pilgrims with beards fashioned from
cotton.
6. Surprising Juxtaposition with Soccer
It is a rule that they play, a rule set forth in the same
hoary document, displayed in every state capital,
that insists that 6-year-olds also pledge allegiance to
the flag—a practice which is terrifying to watch, by
the way, good lord—and that once a year, they
dress as tiny pilgrims with beards fashioned from
cotton.
7. Ironically formal language
It is a rule that they play, a rule set forth in the same
hoary document, displayed in every state capital,
that insists that 6-year-olds also pledge allegiance to
the flag—a practice which is terrifying to watch, by
the way, good lord—and that once a year, they
dress as tiny pilgrims with beards fashioned from
cotton.