1. With some roly-poly little bat-faced
You Can Call Me All along along
Al Lyrics There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
Paul Simon
If you'll be my bodyguard
A man walks down the street
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I can call you Betty
Why am I soft in the middle
____________________________
___________________________
You can call me Al
I need a photo-opportunity
____________________________
___________________________
Don't want to end up a cartoon
A man walks down the street
___________________________
____________________________
BonediggerBonedigger
Maybe it's the Third World
___________________________
____________________________
Far away my well-lit door
He doesn't speak the language
Mr. BeerbellyBeerbelly
____________________________
Get these mutts away from me
He is a foreign man
___________________________
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___________________________
The sound
If you'll be my bodyguard
____________________________
I can be your long lost pal
Scatterlings and orphanages
I can call you Betty
____________________________
And Betty when you call me
He sees angels in the architecture
You can call me Al
____________________________
He says Amen and Hallelujah!
A man walks down the street
____________________________
If you'll be my bodyguard
Got a short little span of attention
I can be your long lost pal
____________________________
I can call you Betty
Where's my wife and family
And Betty when you call me
____________________________
You can call me Al
Who'll be my role-model
Call me Al
____________________________
Gone Gone
____________________________

2. With some roly-poly little bat-faced
You Can Call Me girl
Al Lyrics All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
Paul Simon
_____________________________
A man walks down the street
_____________________________
He says why am I soft in the middle
_____________________________
now
_____________________________
Why am I soft in the middle
_____________________________
The rest of my life is so hard
_____________________________
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
A man walks down the street
Don't want to end up a cartoon
It's a street in a strange world
In a cartoon graveyard
Maybe it's the Third World
BonediggerBonedigger
Maybe it's his first time around
Dogs in the moonlight
He doesn't speak the language
Far away my well-lit door
He holds no currency
Mr. BeerbellyBeerbelly
He is a foreign man
Get these mutts away from me
He is surrounded by the sound
You know I don't find this stuff
The sound
amusing anymore
Cattle in the marketplace
_____________________________
Scatterlings and orphanages
_____________________________
He looks around, around
_____________________________
He sees angels in the architecture
_____________________________
Spinning in infinity
_____________________________
He says Amen and Hallelujah!
_____________________________
_____________________________
A man walks down the street
_____________________________
He says why am I short of attention
_____________________________
Got a short little span of attention
_____________________________
And wo my nights are so long
_____________________________
Where's my wife and family
_____________________________
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley

3. With some roly-poly little bat-faced
You Can Call Me girl
Al Lyrics All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
Paul Simon
_____________________________ _____________________________
He says why am I soft in the middle _____________________________
now _____________________________
_____________________________ _____________________________
The rest of my life is so hard
_____________________________ ____________________________
I want a shot at redemption It's a street in a strange world
_____________________________ ____________________________
In a cartoon graveyard Maybe it's his first time around
_____________________________ ____________________________
Dogs in the moonlight He holds no currency
_____________________________ ____________________________
_____________________________ He is surrounded by the sound
_____________________________ ____________________________
You know I don't find this stuff Cattle in the marketplace
amusing anymore ____________________________
He looks around, around
_____________________________ ____________________________
_____________________________ Spinning in infinity
_____________________________ He says Amen and Hallelujah!
_____________________________
_____________________________ _____________________________
_____________________________
He says why am I short of attention _____________________________
_____________________________ _____________________________
And wo my nights are so long
_____________________________
What if I die here
_____________________________
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
_____________________________

4. With some roly-poly little bat-faced
You Can Call Me girl
Al Lyrics All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
Paul Simon
A man walks down the street
If you'll be my bodyguard
He says why am I soft in the middle
I can be your long lost pal
now
I can call you Betty
Why am I soft in the middle
And Betty when you call me
The rest of my life is so hard
You can call me Al
I need a photo-opportunity
Call me Al
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
A man walks down the street
In a cartoon graveyard
It's a street in a strange world
BonediggerBonedigger
Maybe it's the Third World
Dogs in the moonlight
Maybe it's his first time around
Far away my well-lit door
He doesn't speak the language
Mr. BeerbellyBeerbelly
He holds no currency
Get these mutts away from me
He is a foreign man
You know I don't find this stuff
He is surrounded by the sound
amusing anymore
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
If you'll be my bodyguard
Scatterlings and orphanages
I can be your long lost pal
He looks around, around
I can call you Betty
He sees angels in the architecture
And Betty when you call me
Spinning in infinity
You can call me Al
He says Amen and Hallelujah!
A man walks down the street
If you'll be my bodyguard
He says why am I short of attention
I can be your long lost pal
Got a short little span of attention
I can call you Betty
And wo my nights are so long
And Betty when you call me
Where's my wife and family
You can call me Al
What if I die here
Call me Al
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley