An imaginary recipe for calzone, making a hypothetical Apache Tribe instead.

2. 1 Cup of Strategic warfare Skills

3. 2 TBSP of Buckskin Clothing

4. 1 TSP Salt

5. 2 ¾ Cups of Native Land Peoples

6. 1 Package of Plains & Mountains from New Mexico and Arizona

7. 1 Cup of Spiritual Rituals

8. 1 LB of Raiding (the type the Apache did)

9. 1 Cup Of Boiling Fresh River Water

10. 2 Cups Of Fear From Neighboring Tribes

11. A pinch of Wikiups (small houses) & Tipis

12. A dash of Buffalo

13. 1. Gather all ingredients to be sure you have everything you need.

14. 2. To make the dough, dissolve the desert sand in the hot water over large region (preferably around New Mexico and Arizona and some of Oklahoma).

15. 3. In separate area, mix together the native land peoples to be easier to use.

16. 4. Mix in buckskin clothing, salt and two cups of the native land peoples.

17. 5. Stir in some remaining native land peoples until dough is easy to handle.

18. 6. Turn the dough into lightly powdered surface area and roll in native land people's tribes to coat.

19. 7. Massage for about one-hundred-fifty years until the dough is smooth.

20. 8. Cover the dough for about one-hundred years.

21. 9. Collect dough and roll into six circles.

22. 10. Over half of each of the six circles, place plains and mountains, strategic warfare skills, spiritual rituals, raiding, and the fear from neighboring tribes.

23. 11. Fold empty halves over and crimp the edges shut.

24. 12. Brush over top with some leftover boiling water and place in oven at 134 degrees F (the same temperature the Sonoran desert can get to) for about another two-hundred years.

25. 13. Take out of oven and sprinkle wikiups, tipis, and buffalo on top.

26. Preparation Time: About 450 years

27. Serves: Six Apache Tribes

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Climate of the Sonoran Desert.quot;
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Apache.quot;
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La Grotta Calzone.quot;
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Apache Tipi.quot;
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