Presentation given at the Division L Toastmasters Humorous speech competition 28th October 2017, Pardubice, Czech republic
by Trevor Smith Vision Presentations
89. wit
involves a very quick and clever mental sharpness;
being able to see a situation in a unique way and instinctively
being able to respond with a relevant comment or comeback.
Sometimes wit can be funny, other times, just clever.
90. It’s easy.
Just go to your account settings,
deactivate your account and go and do some real work!
92. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911.
“My friend is dead! What should I do?” The operator replies,
“Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a loud bang.
Back on the phone, the guy says, “Ok, now what?”
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95.
96. Don't try to make jokes about
areas outside your expertise.
99. One day a group of psychology students went to a scientific field trip.
The doctor there was showing them brains from real people
and telling them how expensive it would be to buy one.
He said it was five million dollars for a female brain
and ten million dollars for a male brain.
The men snickered, thinking they knew why.
One of the women said, ''Well, why is that, dr.?‘’
The doctor answered,
"The men's brains cost more,
because they have never been used."
100.
101. May be if we tell millennials
that the brain is an App
Thy will start using it!