8. More people would have signed the guestbook, but when they saw “X” as one of the names, they all thought they had already signed.
9. Where do I begin? I don’t know what’s more scary, This guy? Or the fact that he’s wearing a camo CLIP-ON tie and suspenders!! He’s ready for huntin’ or a board meetin’ at a moments notice!!
10. Pops explanin’ the family tree to the clergyman. No, no, they’re just 1 st cousins…
11. Im Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.
14. Ahh, the traditional ‘Throwing of the Bouquet of Lakegrass and Cat Tails” Notice the usher havin’ a smoke on the campsite crapper.
15. Her vows: I promise to clean yer fish. You kill it. I’ll grill it I’ll love, honor and obey you, so you don’t punch me in the face. I promise to pick vomit out of that beaver on your chin when you get too drunk every night. His vows: I promise to be home at least once a week. I promise to drink light beer while I drive I promise not to make your mom pull my finger.
16. I now pronounce you husband and wife! Y’all go have fun now’ ya hear!
17. Anyone seen a cake around here? We left it on the table and it seemed to blend into the surroundings..
18. Next on Maury – DNA tests will prove one of these men is this boys daddy.
