Frodo and Bilbo,Bingo poems
- 1. Frodo and Bilbo,Bingo funny hobbits alliterative poems
Frodofrolickedbythe freshwaterfrogsasa fruitbat wasfrothingforthe fritter. Frodoin a frock
coat,freewheeledtothe Frenchfrieswithfriedcakesof frosting. He made a Frenchcurve throughthe
Frenchdoor as hisFrenchcuffsfreeloadedFrench toast.FrodopouredFrenchdressingonFrenchbeans
and jumpedouta frenchwindowwithaFrenchpastry.he frisbeedapiece of freshfruitcake toafrisky
Frenchbulldogasa fruitflyflutteredintoafrizzlingfrypan. 2( Bilbowith
letter"W"poem): Wee wilbo(Bilbo) whizzedacrossthe water,waterskiinginhis(r)wockingchair,and
washingdownwontonsoup. Whenitwas the fire worksthat made himgo "whoopee!",hishairwent
windblownwild. He washedhisface wida washcloth of wax,ashiswide spreadwhopperwith
himwhompedinthroughthe (r)woof of the waterHole(BywaterINN). Wassail and watermelon
waitedtobe wibbled asa
waterbug witha wokroach whirledonhiswart. "oh halloGandalf!Igot waterloggedbythe water
mill,pass me thatwaterbiscuit". "wouldyoulike some cheese?'askedGandalf."Thanks!Youre acheese
wiz!Wa! youwas goinina wierdie waytogetthemwheatcrackerswhenyouwasstill smilingatme ina
way still standinghere,butalreadywalkedthere!wave lengthsiswavyonyouGandalf,i canthelpbut
laugh,hoohoo,huh,huh". "Bilbo,imawayfarerthat waverswithwarpedwave lengthswheneverI
wantto magicallywhimsey"."ahGandalf,youremakingfunnyfacesasyourwave lengthswanderwhere
youwentas you walked.ohhee hee!bringme thatwashrag so I can wipe me waterypants."
Bingo Butterscotch
BingoButterscotchwentbowlinginbiblettuce inbellbottomsinthose bunchberries. A Bobtail cat
boltedintobushes,bouncingonhisbunion.Boing! BingoblushedbyBegoniaBooties,whowas
battlingbugs. Bingoboleroswithbolonianda bumbershootastheybuskedintothe bulrushin
blueberrybooties. She bleepedbyabeetle breezingbybabe bulldog'sbooodie. Bingobillowedhis
pipe asBuffohobbitboomerangedabucketof buttercreambythe bungalow. "boysenberries
blossombodaciously!"she said,"andthatbuzzardisbuzzingbyourbeansproutscausinga butterfly
effectonbutterfish". Bingobumpedabumperstickeronherbutterflychairashe had a brainwave for
brineshrimp. "Boccacio hobbitisbobble heading bybrussel sproutsandburpingbeer",Bingo withhis
mouthbaby bubbled. "Birdlime besmirchedmybirthrootmedicinefrombirdsof passage!"
Bingo'sbullioncoinbrisklybeelinedbyBegonia's
bonnettothe bridge bottom.Bingobungee bouncedbyabowstringonbegonia'sboutenniere
button,bellyfloppinginByWater,bugeyedatthe birds'bills. Bouncingbackto theirborehole bythe
bog,begoniabellhoppedbee balmteaand bakedblini forBingoboingingonthe bedsprings. 'bringa
bibwiththat beverage bythe way,"bingobelched. "Roll overbingo,gottabestow bedspreadover
bedstrawoverthe bedroll"she beeped. Begoniabellpulledbakingpowderfromthe ceilingonBingo.
Brushinghishair,"beebalmtea!soothesmybellyache'sbiorhythm.How beauteousthe butterflyweed
beseemstoday.bringthatblini withsyrupbythe way". Babe bulldogbuskedin the bulrushbackto
- 2. borehole withaburpof buttermilk. "begonia,briskleme bundtbreadasimbreathlessforthe tasty
breadcrumbs!"saidBingobodaciously. Her butterfingersbouncedbrussel sproutsoverthe barn
intothe birds'beaks,inablusterof wind.Bingobillowed
hispipe.Begoniableeped.