An advertisement for a local museum that competes for business with a mustard museum.

1. No Mustard, Just stories you will relish!
You won’t find any poupon here.
No Dijon, either.
At the Mount Horeb Area Historical Society Museum
you won’t burn your tongue,
but you might shed a tear.
We don’t sell things in jars,
But we do share memories,
and the belongings of generations
That built a community.
People with names like Dahle,
And Donald,
And Lafollette.
Samples of our history
make a lifetime of memories.
The Mount Horeb Area Historical Society Museum: Stories You’ll Relish!