1. The Many Exciting Adventures of the Traveling Shirt

2. Ft. Bragg, NC Gun Barrel City, TX 1,140.27 miles East

3. Nah, I ROCK The Shirt! Death to The Shirt

4. Ft. Bragg, NC Thomson, GA 268.5 miles South

5. I wake up, put on The Shirt, and it makes me feel soooooo good… But by the end of the day, The Shirt has me ALL FUCKED UP!

6. Judi Sharon & Buzzy Eric Ann Marie Nick

7. Spokane, WA Ft. Bragg, NC Thomson, GA 2,482.7 miles Northwest

8. Here I sit in a cloud of vapor, wondering who stole the toilet paper. My car is running, I must not linger; Look out ass, here comes my finger! President of the Property Owner’s Association Lost Member of the Kiss Army Yep, that’s daddy taking a shit again… Has anyone seen my beer?

10. What could be cooler than ME wearing The Shirt?

11. May the Force be With You Hung Like a Hampster

12. Spokane, WA Ft. Bragg, NC Flagstaff, AZ Thomson, GA 1,237.7 milesSouth

13. Nolan likes to drink Chi-Chi’s, too, Uncle Jim!

14. That Plankin’ Shirt Lauren Plankin’ Around Gil’s all Planked Up! Nolan Plankin’ Up!

15. Spokane, WA Ft. Bragg, NC Flagstaff, AZ Peoria, AZ Thomson, GA 140.3 milesSouth

16. Mama’s tried everything… but nothing soaks up my poop quite like The Shirt! This old rag makes me feel creative…

17. Thankfully The Shirt matches my necklace because this is the only way I’m getting “lei’d” until John gets fixed!

18. …I’m relaxing in my favorite pair of Speedos and Uncle Jim’s party shirt! When I’m not sittin’ around waiting for the Zombie apocalypse…

19. Spokane, WA Ft. Bragg, NC Flagstaff, AZ Peoria, AZ Thomson, GA Mesa/Payson 31.4 milesSoutheast; then 76.1 miles Northeast

20. With the temperature differential between the air and this water being one degree, I sure hope this shirt will keep me afloat if my pacemaker stops from the shock!

21. I’m hoping The Shirt will bring me luck driving the ball atleast to the ladies tee!

22. I just hope this pastor has a better track record than I do! You are Cordially Invited to the Wedding of Heath and Amanda Fuller

23. Your mom’s lookin’ sooooooo sharp at this wedding that I thought I better wear my most formal attire, too! God Save the Queen On second thought… God Save Grandma Joycie!

24. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. A cloning experiment that went terribly wrong: You can take off the shirt anytime you want, but you can never leeeaave…

25. Spokane, WA Ft. Bragg, NC Flagstaff, AZ Glendale, AZ Thomson, GA Scottsdale Mesa/Payson 78.8 milesWest

26. Sorry… I do have a bike, but unfortunately… I don’t have a pipe! Hey James, can you do me on your bike?

27. Spokane, WA Ft. Bragg, NC Flagstaff, AZ Glendale, AZ Thomson, GA Scottsdale Mesa/Payson 1,355.5 miles back to the Great Northwest

28. Terrace View Park Oops, I mean TOOTIE CALL! 13607 East 30th Avenue Junior High BOOTIE CALL! Been standing here guarding my garage since 1977! You know, Jim… God hates ugly shirts. And now a BLAST from the PAST

29. Liberty Lake Launch Quinn’s House Lagoon and Island Maybe Dave Ott’s House?

30. Road Trip! Spokane Sprague Lake Schrag Rest Area Potholes Reservoir

31. O’Sullivan Dam Potholes Boat Launch The Island! YES! Is anybody SICK of seeing me in The Shirt yet?

32. Spokane, WA Ft. Bragg, NC Flagstaff, AZ Thomson, GA Glendale, AZ Gun Barrel City, TX Scottsdale Mesa/Payson 1,925 miles South

33. Ma’am, you’re under arrest for AggravatedVisual Assault What in the HELL did I do wrong? This ugly shirt cost me my freedom… again! We’ve received complaints about The Shirt harming our citizen’s eyes That’s what they all say, Ma’am. Now get in the car! But it’s not my shirt!!!

34. I’m Partyin’ while Mama’s in the Big House! I can prove it… Damn Dude, and my Shit don’t even stink!!!

35. Steve & Becci’s Friends Dad & Sharon’s Friends Random Jeanette’s Friends G.I. Jane’s Friends Ashley’s Friend

36. 30 Family Members… 2 Cats… The End 30 Strangers… The Shirt After being warn by… …has made it safely home to Jim. and traveling 8,932.69 Miles… 6 Friends… 7 Dogs…

37. Elvis Wannabe…………………………………… Chris Allyn Hans Solo………………………………….. Stephen McKee Bartender……………………………........... Lauren Hanafi Token Mexican………………………………… Gil Ramirez Flying Baby…………………………………… Nolan Ramirez Michael Angelo……………………………. Cash Teodosio Stinky……………………………………… Abigail Teodosio Lucy Goosey……………………………… Ashley Teodosio Speedo Guido……………………………… John Teodosio Leggs…………………………………………. Carol Knowles Tiger Particle Boards……………………… Mike Knowles Blushing Bride……………………………… Amanda Fuller Doomed Groom………………………………. Heath Fuller Starring (in order of appearance): G.I. Jane……………………………………… Aaron McKee Appalachian Coon Trapper………………… Jim McKee Kanga…...…………………………………… Sharon McKee Roo……………………………………………………….. Buzzy Lush…………………………………………… Judi Johnson Inconspicuous Bearded Man…………….. Eric Johnson Handsome Devil…………………………… Nick Schiffner PippiLongstocking……………….. Ann Marie Schiffner Shirt Hog……………………………………… Steve McKee Blondie…………………………………………. Becci McKee Bum………………………………………………CorissaAllyn Hotel California Concierge…………………. Chris Fuller Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man………… Steve Fuller Queen Elizabeth Wannabe………………….. Joyce Fuller Mad Scientist…………………………………… Judy Fuller Deformed Clone…………………………… Heather Fuller Security Guard………………………….. Dennis Bergman Biker Bitch………………………………… Tootie Bergman Mother Theresa………………………….. Leona Johnson Biker Whore…………………………………… Bri Schreiber Man with no Penis………………………… James McKee Repeat Offender……………………….. Jeanette McKee Joe Cool……………….…………………. Prince Charming Written and Directed By: James E. McKee Jeanette L. McKee