A Day In The Life Of A Paxton<br />Student<br />2010<br />
DISCLAIMER: Over the last two years, we were supposed to be learning math. However, due to the following reasons, most of us became distracted. As students of the great Matt Paxton, we have come to know these as Paxtonisms. Mr. Paxton: thank you. Not just for the endless homework assignments to advance our mathematical brains, but for these…. <br />
Mary Winks repeated all of <br />her announcements over <br />and over and over and over….<br />And it bugged the heck out of Paxton. He would even yell at the intercom when no one was there.<br />
“The common sense wagon’s <br />gotta come to your house <br />‘cause if it misses you, you’re<br />DONE.”<br />
Over the summer the floors<br />got waxed and there was <br />a piece of tape waxed over…<br />ADD much?<br />
“They weren’t vicious, they just wandered around looking for grass.” <br />(Berne Union 7th graders)<br />
GARY<br />- Yelled at a deer, tried to shoot it, the gun kicks back and hits him in the head.<br />- Hit the same deer with the truck later, thought it was dead but it wasn’t. Gary wrestled it.<br />
GARY (continued)<br /><ul><li> Jumps out of a tree stand and sumo-wrestled a deer.