Bass-Ackwards Apoc Part 8


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  • Yeah, two more of your Sims are killed off by massive spooking. :)

    You're almost done, woot! This was one crazy Apocalypse. I really wanted to do something like this, but I suck at the whole Apocalypse scene. Still, you might give me a great idea for another challenge... heh heh heh.. ;

    Sorry I am just posting on Slidershare, but I was banned from Boolprop and I can't read any of your threads. Still, I was smart enough to bookmark this! ^_^
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Bass-Ackwards Apoc Part 8

  1. 1. Welcome back, to this lovely little thing I like to call a challenge I am doing for fun. Last time jobs were lifted and people died just like pretty much every update to date. I mean it’s kinda like that is all there is to this. And you would be right. I never claimed to have a plot here despite my sims trying their damnedest to give me one. I am blissfully ignoring them and their demands to get more face time. If I wanted to write plot, I wouldn’t be having the issues I am with my Bachelor challenge.<br />Shall we get started?<br />
  2. 2. Now that Kori had retired she set out to make over the neighborhood. It gave her something to do and she was doing a favor for these poor maxian souls. She even considered setting up a home business to sell people new clothes but she wasn’t sure about that. <br />Or rather I wasn’t sure about it.<br />
  3. 3. Arthur continued make progress on lifting medical.<br />Although it may not happen soon enough for me... <br />
  4. 4. “Hey Killer, how about we give that spying freak Consort Capp something to watch?”<br />“I like how you think, KK.”<br />
  5. 5. “Do you think he saw?”<br />“Do you care?”<br />“No.”<br />
  6. 6. “You make me feel so young, KK.”<br />“You are young, killer.”<br />“I am not so sure about that.”<br />“Well, you’re young enough to father another child.”<br />“Really?”<br />“Yeah, how do you feel about a little girl?”<br />“I’d feel the same as I would about a boy. So long as you are healthy and the baby is healthy. I’ll be happy.”<br />
  7. 7. A healthy and happy baby is a good thing… however it would be nice to have a Chief of Staff to make things a little better.<br />
  8. 8. That night, John appeared where he had died and was most distraught that his grave had been moved. <br />
  9. 9. Not that some people noticed. <br />
  10. 10. “Woo! Go Try for a Baby!!! I bet you get pregnant! Oh wait, that’s Regina…”<br />
  11. 11. “Dammit! Go stop your nephew from woohooing my lover.”<br />“John! You scared me!”<br />
  12. 12. “You know I have this want…”<br />“Woohoo in a sauna?”<br />“It’s like you read my mind.”<br />“It’s all I can think about myself. And if the lullaby that played earlier means anything…”<br />“I can’t get any more pregnant than I am.”<br />“Yep. And then after that…”<br />
  13. 13. “Tent Woohoo!!!”<br />
  14. 14. All of that woohoo had a purpose, this.<br />Two romance sims getting married, that is a sure way to tempt aspiration failure. <br />
  15. 15. “I take you, Regina. Ignoring my fear panel because I love you.”<br />“Can you hurry it up?”<br />“Uh sure.”<br />
  16. 16. “There was a wedding? What did I miss?”<br />“It looks like the whole thing, Killer.”<br />“Arthur, I’ll be right back!”<br />
  17. 17. ….<br />
  18. 18. This takes being fruitful a little too literally…<br />
  19. 19. “Feed me!”<br />“No don’t take the cake!”<br />“Wha?”<br />
  20. 20. “The Cake is a lie. And I don’t want to lose anymore friends.”<br />“Uh thanks? But I’d still like some cake.”<br />“We can do that.”<br />
  21. 21. After the wedding, It was time for a double birthday.<br />
  22. 22. Up first was Kurt who actually doesn’t look too bad in the kilt.<br />
  23. 23. Followed by Scott who also looks good in the orange sweater.<br />
  24. 24. And one guest, Shelby Barett, decided that birthday cake didn’t work for her and went for a cake that was a little bit deadlier. <br />Sigh.<br />That sim has so far died in every one of my ‘hoods. Every time, death by cowplant.<br />
  25. 25. That night, well technically early morning, Arthur felt a pull unlike anything he had ever felt before.<br />“Ahhh!!!!”<br />“Dangit they were supposed to take me!”<br />
  26. 26. “Can you believe it? Aliens come again and they take Arthur!”<br />“The lucky bastard!”<br />“Better him than me.”<br />“You’re just jealous.”<br />
  27. 27. “I dare you to say that again!”<br />“Now, now boys. What have I said about fighting?”<br />“Never do where someone can point a laugh when you lose?”<br />“Exactly.”<br />
  28. 28. “Oh I’m going to be feeling that for a while!”<br />
  29. 29. “I can’t believe that this happened to me.”<br />
  30. 30. Arthur’s not the only one. <br />There’s this not so small problem. See that? Not only was Arthur abducted, he was impregnated. <br />Considering my luck with things, I very quickly made the decision that I would wait until after all of the babies were born to bring the house back down to non-glitch level. My rationale? Very simple, I was afraid that I would somehow get twins. <br />
  31. 31. And just a moment later, Regina popped into her second trimester. <br />
  32. 32. As if to make up for things, the paper that morning was pure gold for the teen jobs. Kurt took the first offering of Education.<br />
  33. 33. And Scott grabbed the second in Science. <br />The third in case you were wondering, Military. <br />Pure gold I tell you.<br />
  34. 34. That night we had another free-range ghost. <br />
  35. 35. Gretchen targeted anyone who was out in the yard…<br />The pregnant heiress.<br />
  36. 36. The Random walkby townie.<br />
  37. 37. The surprise spare.<br />Although I have to admit I put Scott in the line of fire since he was fearing seeing a ghost.<br />
  38. 38. It made aging him up that much quicker.<br />
  39. 39. “Your Uncle’s a hunk.”<br />“I’ve heard that before.”<br />“Um can you two stop. That is really disturbing.”<br />
  40. 40. In an effort to get Scott out of the low green so he could get promoted quicker, I sent him to the well to get his true love.<br />
  41. 41. This does not look good.<br />
  42. 42. “No one loves me!”<br />“Get back here sonny-boy. I’ve got our engagement planned.”<br />“Someone save me?”<br />
  43. 43. Synchronized belly popping. <br />Yes Arthur and Regina are exactly 24 hours apart in their pregnancy.<br />
  44. 44. “I can’t have my brother be older than me! Must get older!”<br />
  45. 45. “Hi cutie! I’m over here!”<br />“Regina stop, your husband is right next to you!”<br />“It’s okay. So long as she keeps her hands to herself I am fine.”<br />“You’re too trusting, Arthur.”<br />“No, I know my wife. She’s a romance sim, like I am. I can’t ask her to be anything more than herself. That wouldn’t be fair.”<br />
  46. 46. “I would like to announce that my mother is giving birth behind me.”<br />
  47. 47. “And her Makeup looks awful!”<br />“Dammit Kurt! Shut the fuck up or after I give birth to your sibling I will beat your sorry ass!”<br />
  48. 48. Say hello to the first of the final lifters, Oliver Doran.<br />Ollie is named after Green Arrow. A lesser known hero but a damn cool one. <br />
  49. 49. “Why do I get the feeling that I missed all of the action?”<br />
  50. 50. Scott barely managed to get promoted so I sent him to the well again to get his true love (and hopefully platinum). He got the girl and the platness and I breathed a sigh of relief. <br />
  51. 51. “The baby kicked.”<br />“Which one.”<br />“Both of them.”<br />
  52. 52. “So…”<br />“So?”<br />“We’re both pregnant.”<br />“Thank you captain obvious.”<br />
  53. 53. “I think that makes you the hottest momma around.”<br />“So what does that make you?”<br />“Lucky.”<br />
  54. 54. “Damn, Arthur. That was a smooth line!”<br />“Really? You think so?”<br />“Yep! You’ve definitely turned up your game.”<br />“Thanks!”<br />“Well I think that’s enough of a date.”<br />“Yep! I feel the pull of the bass calling me.”<br />
  55. 55. Regina made it to the bass when she paused and looked right at the camera. As if she knew what was going to happen next.”<br />
  56. 56. “Oh my! My grandchild is doomed to have weird chubby cheeks!”<br />“Not helping!”<br />
  57. 57. “Hey Arthur you’re a father!”<br />“That’s nice.”<br />
  58. 58. “Didn’t you hear me? You’re a father.”<br />“Woo! This Bass is awesome!”<br />“Men!”<br />
  59. 59. Scott made it home with another promotion.<br />
  60. 60. And was sent back to work to hopefully get another one.<br />
  61. 61. “You’d think after two kids, I’d know what I was doing. You’d think that. But you would be wrong.”<br />
  62. 62. Kurt also made it home with a promotion.<br />
  63. 63. And since Scott had taken the sports car and Arthur was using the Apocovan, Kurt got a random sedan so I could send him to work again.<br />
  64. 64. Scott got a promotion.<br />
  65. 65. So did Kurt, now we don’t need that sedan – sells. <br />
  66. 66. Then to make me, and him, very happy, Arthur comes home as a very pregnant Chief of Staff. I would like to make it clear that the first thing I did was disable “Try for a Baby” always on ACR. I admit I even forgot to buy showers no one wanted one and really no one needed them the snapdragon army was enough to keep them happy.<br />
  67. 67. That night I got the pop up for Ollie’s birthday. Infants are useless so he got the quick culinary age. <br />
  68. 68. And he popped into a very cute toddler. No Ears, but adorable nonetheless. <br />
  69. 69. No really. He just hits my cute meter. I think it is the cheeks. <br />
  70. 70. Also speaking of cute, gratuitous slide is gratuitous. <br />
  71. 71. “Are you nuts?”<br />“I’m horny.”<br />“You’re loony and about to pop.”<br />“That doesn’t mean that I don’t know how to satisfy a woman.”<br />“Get up and get dressed!”<br />
  72. 72. “Don’t you think I can satisfy you?”<br />“I know you can. But this little bump doesn’t need the extra loving.”<br />
  73. 73. “But baby-”<br />“No buts!”<br />“But-”<br />“What!?”<br />
  74. 74. “Baby!!!”<br />
  75. 75. “Why couldn’t have this been me?”<br />“Oh my where is that kid going to come out of?”<br />“Please don’t ask that!”<br />
  76. 76. Please welcome what is hopefully the last baby, Clark. Named for Clark Kent aka Superman and alien from Krypton. It fit. <br />“You look entirely too pleased with this new baby, Regina.”<br />“I am! It means that I don’t have to have another baby because we already have a spare!”<br />“Romance sim!”<br />“Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.”<br />“How about no.”<br />
  77. 77. Scott came home that afternoon with a promotion. Which topped Science. <br />Again not terribly useful at this stage in the challenge. <br />
  78. 78. Since he was a spare, he got teleported out to the death spot. <br />Yes, I didn’t sell the satellite. It seemed so callous. <br />
  79. 79. Regina came home permaplat, reaching the top of the music career. That means that there is one less sim for me to pay attention to. <br />
  80. 80. She also got home in time for another birthday. This time Bruce’s. <br />It was around this time that I remembered that I could buy lights. Yay lights and better picture taking! It’s not a big thing but it is something that is a morale booster. <br />
  81. 81. And with the advent of light, we get to see just how cute Bruce really is. <br />
  82. 82. The light also meant that I got to watch Scott die a little easier. The ghosts were on a rampage that night.<br />First he got hit by Eye Candy.<br />
  83. 83. Then by 2.0. <br />This is the first time that Father and Son have met. I don’t think it was a happy meeting. <br />
  84. 84. Then Eye Candy scared the piss out of Scott. <br />
  85. 85. Then Xavier got in on the action.<br />
  86. 86. Followed by 2.0.<br />I was beginning to have trouble keeping up with all of the scarings. <br />
  87. 87. Then Xavier hit the poor starving guy again.<br />
  88. 88. “Oh gods what a horrible dream. I dreamt that I was scared by the angry ghosts of my relatives and then fell asleep in my own pee puddle.”<br />Too bad it wasn’t a dream. <br />
  89. 89. “Daddy!”<br />
  90. 90. “Great-great-grandpa!”<br />
  91. 91. “You made me soil myself, again.”<br />
  92. 92. “Oh I’m so hungry. I don’t know what to do.”<br />
  93. 93. “Please a sandwich! Please!”<br />
  94. 94. “Lark!”<br />What?<br />“You said you were done! Does this look like done to you? I’m standing here in a puddle of urine and another of your sims is dead. What have you to say for yourself?”<br />Um… I needed the room?<br />
  95. 95. “Well I suppose that is a good reason. At least this sim’s gotten some mourners.”<br />I should let you know to expect a few other pick ups. <br />“Oh? Who?”<br />You’ll see. I wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise. <br />
  96. 96. “I think I know who one will be. But I’ll let you keep your secrets for now.”<br />Oh thank you!<br />
  97. 97. “Dammit creator! I’m a romance sim not a nanny! What do I know about kids. Especially green kids!”<br />
  98. 98. “You’re just counting the days until I lift Education?”<br />Yep!<br />“Knew it!”<br />
  99. 99. And while it seems like yesterday, the game thinks that Clark only has one day to age up. Like I am going to argue with it…<br />
  100. 100. With a toss and a twirl Clark became an adorable toddler. <br />
  101. 101. Did I mention that he is adorable?<br />I am going to get sugar-shock from all of the cute. <br />
  102. 102. And Clark’s even got the ears! So that means that I have managed to make it through all generations with the ears intact!<br />Go me!<br />
  103. 103. Have I mentioned that I find this little guy absolutely adorable? I have? Well I’ll say it again. <br />
  104. 104. “Why do I get the feeling the creator has a favorite?”<br />“I don’ know.”<br />“I’s worried.”<br />“I’s on the potty.”<br />
  105. 105. Bruce and Ollie shouldn’t worry. While I do have a favorite. They are still cute and cuddly and safe.<br />
  106. 106. That doesn’t mean that someone else is safe though.<br />With Education lifted that can only mean one thing.<br />
  107. 107. A quick trip to the deathspot. <br />
  108. 108. “Scott!!! I’ve missed you! How is death?”<br />“Why don’t you come see!”<br />
  109. 109. “Your cowplant ate me on your birthday!”<br />
  110. 110. “Your cowplant ate me before you were born!”<br />
  111. 111. “The cowplant didn’t eat me!”<br />“Dude seeing all of these ghosts is totally awesome!”<br />
  112. 112. “Made you piss yourself!”<br />
  113. 113. “This is all so very surreal.”<br />
  114. 114. “Why are you doing this?”<br />
  115. 115. “Because we can!”<br />“Hey that is my line!”<br />“Thank you ladies for answering my question.”<br />
  116. 116. “Now if you will excuse me I think there is someone else I need to see.”<br />
  117. 117. “I really am quite late.”<br />
  118. 118. “NO!”<br />“We want to keep scaring you.”<br />“So sorry, but look at the time. I must be going now.”<br />
  119. 119. “What a ripoff!!! He just collapsed!”<br />
  120. 120. “Is this who you meant, Lark?”<br />One of them, yup!<br />
  121. 121. “Who else? I don’t see anyone else on my list.”<br />You’ll see.<br />
  122. 122. “Why not surprise me? Have a death of old age more than once.”<br />I’ll see what I can do.<br />
  123. 123. “Why does my family keep dying!”<br />
  124. 124. “I can’t believe that my younger brother is gone!”<br />
  125. 125. “This is tearing my heart out!”<br />“Those are your hands, Killer.”<br />“I wondered what that uncomfortable feeling was.”<br />
  126. 126. “All right who’s next?”<br />---<br />And this is where I am going to leave you. <br />Only two more lifts to go and then I am done. Woo!<br />Until then. Happy simming! <br />