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Omus’S Birthday Quest

  1. 1. Omus’s birthday quest by The Green Sage
  2. 2. The Rules of Engagement <ul><li>Omus was chosen by The Green Sage . If any other, be him mortal or divine, doest attempt this infernal journey then the skies of his land will rain blood and the earth shall remain barren for millenia. There is only one . </li></ul><ul><li>Elven riddles await you. Three wrong steps and the walls of this hellish pandemonium shall collapse, forever keeping its treasure from mortal eye. </li></ul><ul><li>The gravest sin, one which wouldst blaze the very lids of Jovan eyes irate, is to wander from destiny’s path. Arriving at the end, before the way is travelled, will mean the end of this magnificent prize. </li></ul>This quest, dangerous as it is, requires the years of experienced adults. Thus, all gremlins, dwarves and halflings must leave now. Be thee over 18? Yay Nay
  3. 3. In which country would you find Uluru? <ul><li>Madagascar </li></ul><ul><li>U.S.A. </li></ul><ul><li>Tibet </li></ul><ul><li>Australia </li></ul><ul><li>Columbia </li></ul>
  4. 4. In which country would you find Uluru? <ul><li>Madagascar </li></ul><ul><li>U.S.A. </li></ul><ul><li>Tibet </li></ul><ul><li>Australia </li></ul><ul><li>Columbia </li></ul>
  5. 5. In which country would you find Uluru? <ul><li>Madagascar </li></ul><ul><li>U.S.A. </li></ul><ul><li>Tibet </li></ul><ul><li>Australia </li></ul><ul><li>Columbia </li></ul>
  6. 6. Who is the biggest Jew? <ul><li>Ed </li></ul><ul><li>Elliott </li></ul><ul><li>Josh </li></ul><ul><li>Jacob </li></ul><ul><li>Roman </li></ul>
  7. 7. Who is the biggest Jew? <ul><li>Ed </li></ul><ul><li>Elliott </li></ul><ul><li>Josh </li></ul><ul><li>Jacob </li></ul><ul><li>Roman </li></ul>
  8. 8. Who is the biggest Jew? <ul><li>Ed </li></ul><ul><li>Elliott </li></ul><ul><li>Josh </li></ul><ul><li>Jacob </li></ul><ul><li>Roman </li></ul>
  9. 9. Is belching in public acceptable? <ul><li>Yes </li></ul><ul><li>No </li></ul>
  10. 10. Is belching in public acceptable? <ul><li>Yes </li></ul><ul><li>No </li></ul>
  11. 11. Is belching in public acceptable? <ul><li>Yes </li></ul><ul><li>No </li></ul>
  12. 12. Which of the following was not a contestant on Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack? <ul><li>John </li></ul><ul><li>Anthony </li></ul><ul><li>Calista </li></ul><ul><li>Nicky </li></ul><ul><li>Jade </li></ul><ul><li>Jay </li></ul>
  13. 13. Which of the following was not a contestant on Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack? <ul><li>John </li></ul><ul><li>Anthony </li></ul><ul><li>Calista </li></ul><ul><li>Nicky </li></ul><ul><li>Jade </li></ul><ul><li>Jay </li></ul>
  14. 14. Which of the following was not a contestant on Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack? <ul><li>John </li></ul><ul><li>Anthony </li></ul><ul><li>Calista </li></ul><ul><li>Nicky </li></ul><ul><li>Jade </li></ul><ul><li>Jay </li></ul>
  15. 15. What is the newest country in Europe? <ul><li>New England </li></ul><ul><li>Northern Ireland </li></ul><ul><li>Montenegro </li></ul><ul><li>Moldova </li></ul><ul><li>Marg </li></ul><ul><li>M </li></ul><ul><li>Ben Hyman’s mum </li></ul>
  16. 16. What is the newest country in Europe? <ul><li>New England </li></ul><ul><li>Northern Ireland </li></ul><ul><li>Montenegro </li></ul><ul><li>Moldova </li></ul><ul><li>Marg </li></ul><ul><li>M </li></ul><ul><li>Ben Hyman’s mum </li></ul>
  17. 17. What is the newest country in Europe? <ul><li>New England </li></ul><ul><li>Northern Ireland </li></ul><ul><li>Montenegro </li></ul><ul><li>Moldova </li></ul><ul><li>Marg </li></ul><ul><li>M </li></ul><ul><li>Ben Hyman’s mum </li></ul>
  18. 18. 5 + 8 = ? <ul><li>Negative fun </li></ul><ul><li>Fun for the whole family </li></ul><ul><li>Funnel web spider </li></ul><ul><li>Chunnel Tannel </li></ul><ul><li>Grease Lightning </li></ul><ul><li>Migraines </li></ul>
  19. 19. 5 + 8 = ? <ul><li>Negative fun </li></ul><ul><li>Fun for the whole family </li></ul><ul><li>Funnel web spider </li></ul><ul><li>Chunnel Tannel </li></ul><ul><li>Grease Lightning </li></ul><ul><li>Migraines </li></ul>
  20. 20. 5 + 8 = ? <ul><li>Negative fun </li></ul><ul><li>Fun for the whole family </li></ul><ul><li>Funnel web spider </li></ul><ul><li>Chunnel Tannel </li></ul><ul><li>Grease Lightning </li></ul><ul><li>Migraines </li></ul>
  21. 21. The Green Sage is…? <ul><li>The wisest quizmaster in the land </li></ul><ul><li>The possessor of a fabulous knee </li></ul><ul><li>The Dalai Lama </li></ul><ul><li>A black Vanilla Ice </li></ul><ul><li>A lobster </li></ul>
  22. 22. The Green Sage is…? <ul><li>The wisest quizmaster in the land </li></ul><ul><li>The possessor of a fabulous knee </li></ul><ul><li>The Dalai Lama </li></ul><ul><li>A black Vanilla Ice </li></ul><ul><li>A lobster </li></ul>
  23. 23. The Green Sage is…? <ul><li>The wisest quizmaster in the land </li></ul><ul><li>The possessor of a fabulous knee </li></ul><ul><li>The Dalai Lama </li></ul><ul><li>A black Vanilla Ice </li></ul><ul><li>A lobster </li></ul>
  24. 24. You’ve made it! Get on your knees bitch… Really? Really? Really? Are you sure? Are you ready for your prize?
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  39. 39. FOOLISH MOUSE <ul><li>TRY AGAIN </li></ul>1 0 Do You Want To Try Again, Impious Cretin? Yay Nay

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