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How to lose a stalker

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How to lose a stalker

  1. 1. How to get rid of a stalker<br />
  2. 2. Step one<br />Ensure this so called stalker is actually stalking you. Generally they will try and contact you everyday if they can. Also if you happen to run into them a lot its usually not just a coincidence.<br />
  3. 3. Step two<br />Avoid meeting in person this can be very annoying and make them stalk you even more, stick to text messages or Instant messaging.<br />
  4. 4. Step three<br />When you happen to meet with them in person make excuses for a hastily escape it will be hard to get away otherwise.<br />
  5. 5. Step four<br />Be nice to them over texts and Instant messages pretend like you are their friend so they feel a strong bond.<br />
  6. 6. Step five<br />Introduce them to your friends preferably over facebook or if you happen to run into them while with your friends. This gives the chance of them finding a new target which happens quite often.<br />
  7. 7. Step six<br />Slowly stop texting and instant messaging them, don’t make it obvious or they will most likely get pissed off which is not what you want. This will be very annoying for you to go through if by chance you piss her off.<br />
  8. 8. Final step<br />Finally tell them you hate them and they annoy you. Also that you never want to Talk to them or see them ever again. This is why you pretended to be friends so you can smash the bond that was made. They will be devistated by this and will be hurt very badly. 90% of the time they will never talk to you again. Then they will move onto a new target. One of the friends you introduced them to is a prime target which is why you did this.<br />

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