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A Story For Poojs Part 2
1. Pooj’s Cont …… Don’t ask me what a cont is, I just put it there cos it looks good :P A Story For
2. Alas, the search for Mike continues… I was getting a wee bit bored of searching, but I got ‘persuaded’ You cant give up now! But but buttttttt!! Surely there are better things we can do with our time!!! *coughluminousalcoholicdrinkcough* Bloody posers gegging in on our photo!!!
3. SO… * sigh * we decided to look for him onnnnnn…. The answer to all life's problems, whether you want to find out what incurable disease you may or may not have (yes, that’s right, I do have 3 forms of cancer, however did you know?) or you’re just looking for a picture of a weasel doing a bank robbery in a tutu …. (alas this does not exist!) Use Google ™ - More than just a search engine set on global domination :D
4. Where we found Old Mikes…. …… And Young Mikes Perfect set of teeth tho :D Unless they’re dentures….. Hmmmm…. One of life’s unsolved mystery’s…. Keraaaaaazy Babaaaaaaaay!!!!
5. Intelligent Mikes…. … .And Not So Intelligent Mikes Respectable Detestable Gammy eye!
6. Talented Mikes…. … .And Slightly Less Talented Mikes Gosh he’s so talented! He can play the guitar AND the harmonica at the SAME TIME!!!! OMFG. I just made fire!! GO ME!! I’m so proud of myself! I’m gonna text my mum and tell her all about it!
7. Married Mikes…. … And very obviously Single Mikes Awww innit sweet! AHHHHHH SCARY HAIRRRRR!
8. But, once more Pooj’s Mike could not be found…. Trying to look upset… Not very convincing… Guest appearance by Natwar… Genuinely upset… Tho not necessarily to do with lack of Mike…
9. And so, they came up with a plan!! Whats the one thing we know for a FACT that Mike does? Works in Asda Apart from that… Eats? No not that! Sleeps?! Not that Masturbates??!!? No you frigging gimp! He goes to see Pooj!! Ohhhhhhh!! So.. We disguise ourselves and hide out outside Pooj’s house until he arrives!
10. 2 hours later……. Ready? Wtf? Cate you’re sposed to blend in with the surroundings! I think he’s gonna be a bit scared if afro-woman is guarding Pooj’s house!! And how on earth are you blending in! Nobody in Birkenhead has a shrubbery like that! Please don’t prune me!
11. But, nethertheless, AfroWoman and CandleTree hide outside Pooj’s House awaiting the arrival of Mike Behind this wall…
12. Alas! A Distraction! Ite der lah. Me Ma wnts 2 no iv yas wnt sum food or sumfink or nuffink? Jimlar why are you speaking in that ridiculous voice? Dnt wanna ruin me rep on da steets like do i? Baby-Pooj shut up an get me some pizza? Pffft. Okay fine. Its best I’m not seen talking to you anyway! People like you aren’t welcome round these parts!
13. And, alas, unfortunately in all that uproar and distraction, Mike sneaked past the 3 strange looking folk (Yes Jimmy, that includes you) and into the arms of his beloved Pooj! Awwwwwwwwwwww!
14. Will the 3 Poojateers be re-united? Will they EVER meet Mike? Will Jimmy survive the harsh perils of Birkenhead?! Find out in the next instalment of : A Story For Pooj’s!
