Newborn babies are difficult. like your production system. this outlines everything from monitoring, services, analytics and such. humorous yet accurate.

1. I’m horrible at taking care of things

2. I’m horrible at taking care of things

5. A newborn as a production
system
Gil Zellner
@heathenaspargus

7. Launch

8. What is the business ?

9. Client

10. Services provided locally: Food

11. Services provided locally: Waste Management

12. Services provided locally: Sleep

13. Services provided locally: Entertainment

14. Services provided Externally: Medicine

15. Support Team Service Matrix
Anna Gil
Food V
Cleaning V V
Sleep V V
Entertainment V V

16. - On premise hosting
- 24/7 Maintenance.
- 0% Acceptable downtime

18. Bring in Consultants (parents, siblings, etc…)

19. Support Team Service Matrix
Anna Gil Consultants
Food V
Cleaning V V V
Sleep V V V
Entertainment V V V
Availability 100% ~60% ~10%

20. SPOF on Food
Anna

21. Load Balancing By Service
All
Except
Food
Consultants
Gil
Anna

22. Load Balancing By Service
All services
except food
Consultants (when available)
Gil (when available)
Anna (when available)

24. Support Team Service Matrix
Anna Gil Consultants
Food V V V
Cleaning V V V
Sleep V V V
Entertainment V V V
Availability 100% ~60% ~10%

25. Load Balancing By Service
Food
Anna (when available)
Consultants (when available)
Gil (when available)

28. Can allow contractors to log via their own device
Auto Sync between devices
No SPOF and lost information (DR)
Analytics
Aggregation
Logging service

29. Logging

30. Monitoring and Alerting

31. Monitoring and Alerting
=

32. Baby monitors suck
Single receiver
Unique devices
Limited range

33. +
Alerting

34. Multiple Receivers (any Android device)
(theoretically) unlimited range via cellular communications
Device redundancy
Consultants can listen on own device

35. Performance Tuning
- Get largest possible diaper cache.
- Short bootstrap for services via pre-cached
setup
- DR: We live next to my wifes sister.

36. Automate your needs