poop

1. why you should ship strawberry jam
by piff

2. its motherfucking canon
Gamzee wants to cut off dave's head and make
out with it
Dave wouldn't die because he's godtier
He didn't say no

3. SO CANON
Gamzee's spade eyes in this picture are for dave,
not ICP ->
^ Here we can clearly see gamzee smelling dave

4. they share interests
Weird dead things in jars
Rapping
Also dave had kind of a fucked up childhood and
gamzee is... just plain fucked up

5. Seperately they are super hot

6. Together they pass out boners like
cheap cigars

7. PROS Pros and cons
Its hot
CONS
Dave can't die so gamzee can
kill him as much as he wants Gamzee is nowhere to be seen
They could have amazing Davekat
rapoffs
The pros completely outweigh
They are on a meteor together the cons
If you like davekat then karkat
and gamzee can share
Hypothetical
dave/karkat/gamzee yaois ->

8. summary
Strawberry jam is hot
Dave and gamzee should touch butts
Dave is godtier so gamzee can take out his murderous
instincts on him (after they touch butts)
They share interests and rap together
They are hot
Its so fucking canon
Karkat can share on the dave hate
Did I mention its hot
THE END