5. Reasons to buy our CD:
1) we’ll love you
forever
2) Nobody else wants
it so it’s dead
cheap
3) Did we mention we’d
love you forever?
Fine, go buy Miley
Cyrus’s new album
instead. See if we
care. We don’t need you
anyway we’re dead
famous………
…… please come back, I
didn’t mean it.
I’m not saying we got
problems, all I’m
saying is we got to do
something like buy our
CD buy our CD. I’m not
saying that it has to
be the same as it was a
year ago, so buy our CD
buy our CD.
6. The wrong kind of bleech box can ruin
your hair. So listen to the good bleech
box, we promise to leave you looking
mighty fine.
