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A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on 
board, but there are only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says: 
"Ik am Ronaldo, the best football 
player in the world. The football 
world needs me, and I cannot die on 
my fans." 
He grabs the first parachute and 
jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary 
Clinton, says: 
“I am the wife of the former president 
of the United States; I am the senator 
of New York and I have a good 
chance of being president of the 
United States in the future.“ 
She grabs a parachute and jumps off 
the plane.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, 
says: 
“I am the president of the United 
States of America. I have huge 
responsibilities in the world. Besides, I 
am the smartest president in the 
history of my country and can‘t shun 
the responsibility to my people by 
dying.“ 
He grabs a pack and jumps off the 
plane.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says 
to the fifth passenger, a young school 
boy: 
"I am old. I have lived my life as a 
good person and a priest should and 
so I shall leave the last parachute to 
you; you have the rest of your life 
ahead of you."
To this the little boy says: 
“Don‘t fret old man….. 
There is a parachute for each of us! 
The smartest president of America 
took my schoolbag....."
TThhee mmoorraall ooff tthhiiss ssttoorryy…….. 
EEaacchh ccoouunnttrryy ggeettss tthhee pprreessiiddeenntt iitt 
ddeesseerrvveess..
Oh God…. Can‘t this idiot just shut up!
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Stupid president [from www.metacafe.com]

  • 1. A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.
  • 2. The first passenger says: "Ik am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
  • 3. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: “I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.“ She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.
  • 4. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says: “I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.“ He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.
  • 5. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person and a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."
  • 6. To this the little boy says: “Don‘t fret old man….. There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my schoolbag....."
  • 7. TThhee mmoorraall ooff tthhiiss ssttoorryy…….. EEaacchh ccoouunnttrryy ggeettss tthhee pprreessiiddeenntt iitt ddeesseerrvveess..
  • 8. Oh God…. Can‘t this idiot just shut up!