It's a rich boy thing

1. rich douchebags with sports
cars (aka seunghyun hyung,
aka my hero, aka me in da
future, aka changmin for agr
president)
#2kewl4schl #daddysmonies #swaggie

2. Mo’ monies
mo’ p****
Haahaha I
mean the gurl
prt but it has
the same
number of
letters as the
boi prts. Wtvr
u into
#nohomo
Bitches luv furrawriz*
*a fast car
douchebags drive

3. u can prtnd 2 b as kool as the
sprntrl broz
• Ur not but I wnt tell ne1

4. live fast die young, douchebags
do it well
Reasons why all
douchebags need carz:
• So fellow douchebags
can spot u
• Because u has the
monies
• Money money money
money
• Why the f not u have
the money
• To complete ur douche
status
• The faster da car the
bigger yo dick #fact

5. Look at my senpais
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Look at senpai w/ abs & car
This mean double ( x2)
amount of doucheness
unf
Casual looking senpai #hotdamn
#pantywetters
#soseductive

6. U can attempt to show off ur inner G, u bamf u

7. U can do shit like
• Buy bumblebee (4 a good cause)
• Buy an ice cream truck (like ron from HP, but he’s ginger and
white ppl have this thing about gingers but they invented douchebagism
…I’ll get back to u on dat 1
• Chitty chitty bang bang, bitches
• Buy K.I.T.T (pre-batmobile, batmobile, also this mofo TALKED,
top that bitches)
• MOTHERFUCKING BATMOBILE
• THE. MOTHER.FUCKING.BAT.MOBILE.
• Did I mention bumblebee? Because shit, bumblebee.
• Dukes of hazard (read: bootyshorts)
• Back to the motherfucking future, he was called
Marty McFly for a reason, yo

8. summary
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Do he got the lamborghini
HE BETTER
#classydouchebag #douchebags4prez
#likeme
Seunghyun hyung should love me
We r 1, 1 in the same
Seunghyun hyung, you are my father
I 4got da point of this presentation
Oh yea
Douchebag + car = A++++++++, k?
Or something…

9. Join AGR 4 mr lulz
Call our president #givesfreecars4fun or
email him at
trumpsabitch@richerthanthou.agr
Or u kno, drp by and we might feed u and
let u pet a car ok
Or something
Disclaimer: u also need swag to werk the douche look so…