The document is an advertisement trying to sell an "Internet marketing secrets" course for $5,000. It uses exaggerated claims of luxury and wealth from Internet marketing to entice buyers. However, it provides no real details about the promised secrets and acknowledges through legal disclaimers that purchasers are unlikely to achieve similar financial success. The true motivation for selling the course appears to be making $25 million rather than helping others.
2. Wouldn't you like to know all the Internet marketing
"secrets" that have made me the man I am today?
3. I live in a house way too big for my beautiful wife and
myself. We eat three square meals a day and can snack
anytime we feel like it! We drive our luxurious Cavalier
to the beach and swim anytime we want (when I'm not
busy making money on the Internet and the beach is not
closed because of E. coli levels or ice fishing).
4. It wasn't always this way. I remember just about fifty-two
short years ago when I had no clothes. The doctor
had to wrap me up in a blanket. But I applied myself for
decades and finally starting making money on the
Internet.
5. Did you hear about the guy that made fifty million
dollars in one day on eBay? Peanuts! If you want to
make really huge amounts of cash from e-commerce,
listen to a guy who's been there.
6. Why should I tell you (a perfect stranger) all my tricks of
the trade? Why don't I just keep the information to
myself and make a ton of cash with that knowledge?
7. These are good questions. This proves that you are
thinking and that people on the Internet are not stupid
or gullible.
8. The real reason I am sharing this information is because
I like people. In fact, I like you. I consider you one of my
closest friends because you are interested in my one
passion, Internet marketing. The fact that you have read
this far proves your interest. Because you are so smart
and motivated, I want to help you.
9. The fact that I am going to release only 5,000 copies of
my Internet marketing "secrets" at $5,000 a pop, for a
cool $25,000,000, has absolutely nothing to do with
money.
10. You see, I don't really need the money. We only have
three more payments to go on the Cavalier. My fridge is
full of Canadian beer. So, money is obviously not my
prime motivation.
11. My charging you $5,000 for my Internet marketing
"secrets" is my way of giving back to the community.
Really, I'm doing all this to help you because I want to
leave behind a legacy. I want people to say (after I'm
dead and have no clue about what's going on) what a
great philanthropist I was.
12. By the way, the lawyer at the legal clinic said I should tell
you two words: "Earnings Disclaimer".
13. Even though anyone as smart and motivated and good-looking
as you is sure to make billions on the Internet
working two or less hours a week, he insisted that I tell
you. (Aren't these creative types hilarious?)
14. He says: "There is no guarantee that you will make any
money. Some persons are stupid, lazy and ugly and have
zero chance of success."
