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script: CRC Data Protection office space parodies
1. CRC Data Protection- ‘Office Space’ series
Written & produced by Ben Hill
Video 1 of 2: “Tom”
finished video:
http://www.youtube.com/benhillmedia#p/u/9/Qf28XR6W3HQ
[Scene Initech. Bob Slydell and Bob Porter are interviewing
Tom.]
BOB SLYDELL
So what you do is backup ALL the company's data, every day, to
tape drive?
TOM
Yes, yes, that, that's right.
BOB PORTER
Well, I have to ask, why can't the employees just do it
themselves?
TOM
Well, I’ll tell you why- because…employees are not good at
backing up their own data.
BOB SLYDELL
So you physically backup every PC and laptop to tape drive?
TOM
Well...no. Yeah- I mean, sometimes.
BOB SLYDELL
(growing impatient)
Well, what are you doing here?
TOM
Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the tape backups so
the employees don't have to!! I have technical skills!! I am
good at dealing with tape machines!!! Can't you understand
that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!
(CUT TO CRC DP Logo)
NARRATION:
CRC Data Protection- say goodbye to tape!
2. Video 2 of 2: “Peter”
finished video:
http://www.youtube.com/benhillmedia#p/u/8/KIyZhntPl60
[Scene: The interview room.]
BOB SLYDELL
So, if you would, would you just walk us through your backup
process?
PETER
Well, I generally don't backup any computers- except my own. I
have this cute little USB drive plugged in behind my tower, that
way the boss doesn't see me (laughs). Besides that, I just
sorta…waste time.
BOB PORTER
Eh- Waste time?
PETER
Yeah (laughs). I just shuffle tapes around. But it looks like
I'm running backups! I'd probably, say, out of all our data,
about 15% of it is actually backed up.
(Bobs stare at Peter in amazement)
CUT TO:
(CRC DataProtection Logo on white)
NARRATION: CRC Data Protection- Agentless backup.