1. Jenna Bush’s federally
protected wetlands now
open for public drilling

2. Rest of U2 perfectly fine
with Africans starving

3. Rotation of earth plunges
entire North American
continent into darkness

4. Lewinsky subpoenaed
to re-blow Clinton on
Senate floor

5. The Teaser
BREAKING: Seismic
activity detected in the
Indian Ocean near site of
bin Laden. More
coming.

6. Constant Updates

7. The Reveal

8. Opinion Poll

9. Do things for real
Gain credibility
People will get involved